Category Archives: George Pataki

GOAT DOWN!

Posted on December 29, 2015 by tengrain

Goat Rodeo Update Pataki has left the race (and we hardly ever knew he was in it).

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Gov. Pataki

Posted on December 5, 2015 by tengrain

Mister One Percent speaks: “We must declare war on radical Islam. @LorettaLynch I’m not edging toward violent speech, I’m declaring we kill them. Go ahead, arrest me.” Somewhere, Donald Trump is laughing and reciting Heather Duke’s immortal words: “It’s just … Continue reading →

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BREAKING: Christie Bumped To Kiddies’ Table

Posted on November 4, 2015 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us that Christie will be bumped to the kiddies table for the Fox Bidness Debate (he fell to below 2.5%), and that Pataki and Jindal don’t even qualify for that.

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Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Posted on May 28, 2015 by tengrain

George Pataki answers the question, how does one enter the race following a surge of Santorum: (I have to admit when he shows the balcony with the drapes fluttering in the breeze I thought to myself, “Jump you f***er!”)

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Wednesday, Santorum Will Be On Everyone’s Lips

Posted on May 26, 2015 by tengrain

2016 Goat Rodeo That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum is expected to announce his entry into 2016 Goat Rodeo on Wednesday. Stealing his thunder, much-loathed former NY Governor George Pataki saddles-up a goat on Thursday. And … Continue reading →

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