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Category Archives: Chris ‘Traffic Cones’ Christie
Gov. Sammiches In The Hospital
I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving … Continue reading
Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted
Governor Sammiches, who once lead a Kangaroo Court to chants of lock her up and was the first Republican politician to endorse Vulgarmort in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, wants to start a think tank dedicated to fostering civility in politics.
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What’s Next For Gov. Sammiches?
Again, from Tiger Beat on the Potomac: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is expressing serious interest in the job of [RNC] chairman — and he’s getting an audience to make his case. Christie told senior members of Donald Trump’s presidential … Continue reading
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Chris Christie for the Defense!
Gov. Sammiches is a very good Renfield.
In The Tweet of the Moment
* 'the way we were' quietly played on the grand piano in the background * pic.twitter.com/n6bqJwOTWm — darth™ (@darth) July 17, 2016 That tells the entire story in a single Photoshop! So very well-done!
With Friends Like This, Chris Christie Doesn’t Need Enemies
Vulgarmort doesn’t just pick on his enemies, he picks on his friends, too: Believe it or not, that was at a fundraiser for Christie.
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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Christie?
At Friday’s news conference announcing the endorsement, Mr. Christie repeatedly attacked Mr. Rubio, calling his behavior at the debate “desperate” and reflective of a “losing campaign.” Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement with warm praise for the New Jersey governor. “He’s … Continue reading
GOAT DOWN!
Goat Rodeo Update! As was predicted by Professor Hubbard in January, Gov. Sammiches had zero support in New Hampshire, and it was his best and only shot. Sorry New Jersey, he’s all yours. Breaking News: @ChrisChristie is suspending his campaign. … Continue reading
Gov. Sammiches Made Eiron—The Goddess of Irony—Laugh So Hard She Farted
Sweet Baby Jeebus at the all-you-can-eat Buffet: Chris Christie without batting an eye lid pivots from Kim Davis to ISIS, and doesn’t seem to see that they are the same.
The Morning Quote
“If I’m president, Hillary Clinton won’t come within ten miles of the White House.” “Nor will a salad,” Christie didn’t add.
Mock Paper Scissors 