Category Archives: Chris ‘Traffic Cones’ Christie

Christie Ain’t Got No Goat

Posted on March 26, 2023 by tengrain

Chris Christie still cannot read the room: MANCHESTER, N.H. – Former Republican Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey said his trip on Monday to New Hampshire, the state that holds the first primary and votes second overall in the GOP … Continue reading →

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update: Saddle-Up Another Goat, Maybe?

Posted on March 16, 2023 by tengrain

It just keeps getting better: Christie says he’ll decide on White House bid in 45 to 60 days [F]ormer New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) said that he will decide on whether to make another bid for the presidency in … Continue reading →

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on December 4, 2022 by tengrain

The poisoned apple falls not far from the tree: Chris Christie’s niece kicked off New Orleans plane, injured 6 deputies, officials say You see,  she accused a family she thought was latino of being drug mules, and then when the … Continue reading →

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update: A Dark Goat Appears

Posted on September 13, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Gov. Sammiches is running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Chris Christie — a possible 2024 presidential contender — takes direct aim at Trump Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie denounced former President Donald Trump in a speech Thursday night … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 18, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Governor Sammiches is thinking about running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo, but you know what? It’s already not lookin’ good for him: would-be prznint Sammiches is only getting 10% favorable in NJ.    

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And a 2024 Dark Goat Emerges: Chris Christie

Posted on April 21, 2021 by tengrain

Oh, dear.  Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is seriously considering running for president in 2024, three people familiar with his thinking tell Axios. Driving the news: While Christie isn’t saying anything publicly about his thinking — besides telling radio … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Axios, Chris 'Traffic Cones' Christie, Chris Christie, media, Our Failed Political Press | 23 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on December 11, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News New! Ca Rep @devinnunes tells @KMJNOW he tested positive for COVID-19 — Carla Marinucci (@cmarinucci) December 11, 2020 Don’t weep for Devin, we’re sure he’ll get the Miracle Cure that Prznint Stupid, his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris 'Traffic Cones' Christie, Devin Nunes, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wrong-Again Rudy | 4 Comments

Gov. Sammiches In The Hospital

Posted on October 3, 2020 by tengrain

I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving … Continue reading →

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on August 20, 2019 by tengrain

Governor Sammiches, who once lead a Kangaroo Court to chants of lock her up and was the first Republican politician to endorse Vulgarmort in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, wants to start a think tank dedicated to fostering civility in politics.

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What’s Next For Gov. Sammiches?

Posted on December 2, 2016 by tengrain

Again, from Tiger Beat on the Potomac: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is expressing serious interest in the job of [RNC] chairman — and he’s getting an audience to make his case. Christie told senior members of Donald Trump’s presidential … Continue reading →

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