Category Archives: Carly “Fire ’em all” Fiorina

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This just in! CALIFORNIA LEADERS PRAISE CRUZ-CARLY TICKET HOUSTON, Texas – When Ted Cruz formally named Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential running mate yesterday, the positive reaction in California from Republican leaders was swift: “Carly’s … Continue reading

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GOAT DOWN!

The 2016 Goat Rodeo Today is a two-fer: This campaign was always about citizenship—taking back our country from a political class that only serves the big, the powerful, the wealthy, and the well connected. Election after election, the same empty … Continue reading

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In Which We Try To Teach Comedy 101 to Carly ‘Fire ‘Em All’ Fiorina

If we ever need to have proof that Carly ‘Fire ‘Em All’ Fiorina, a demon sheep in a goat’s world, might be a Vogon with some sort of advanced latex masking technology to fool us into thinking she’s human, we … Continue reading

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Goblin Steals Babies

No, not him: HER: Carly Fiorina has been accused of “ambushing” a group of children, after she ushered pre-schoolers, who were on a field trip to a botanical garden, into an anti-abortion rally in Des Moines. Oh, dear. The alleged … Continue reading

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Birtherism, Cont.

“I find it odd that Sen. Ted Cruz did not renounce his dual Canadian citizenship until 2014 when it became clear he was running for president.” Shorter Fire ‘Em All Fiorina: “I’m still here.”

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served

Pandering has a new name: Carly Fire’em All Fiorina Love my alma mater, but rooting for a Hawkeyes win today. #RoseBowl — Carly Fiorina (@CarlyFiorina) January 1, 2016 Gee, do you think polling near dead last in Iowa (and about … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Carly

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Speaking to Fox News host Chris Wallace, Fiorina asserted that Clinton would rather run against Donald Trump. “I will force her to fight on the ground of her lies and … Continue reading

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Fact-Free Fiorina Speaks!

Professional liar (Lucent, HP) Carly Fire ‘Em All Fiorina will not be made a fool! You peons in the press should dare not to confront the CEO class dissembler, because she will smite you with (self) righteous, um, derpitude. Anyway, … Continue reading

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Fire ‘Em All Fiorina Serves Us Our 3-Martini Stupid (And Eats a Milkbone)

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Fire ‘Em All Fiorina Wins The Morning!

You really get a sense of her Leadership skills. Oh, wait. No need.

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