Category Archives: Bobby Jindal, Boy Exorcist (Stupid Party—LA)

The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bobby Jindal

It seems like only last week we were saying this ourselves… oh, that’s because we did when Jindal wrote his WSJ article announcing he was falling in line! Anyway, the Villagers just now thought of it… Click anyone of the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bobby Jindal

Like those Where-Are-They-Now nostalgia shows, this morning we found the answer to the burning question of, Bobby Jindal: what’s he eff-ing up now? Former Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal says he has no interest in running for U.S. senator, but the … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Thanks a lot, Obama! “Let’s be honest: There would be no Donald Trump, dominating the political scene today if it were not for President Obama.” — Boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal writing in the WSJ.

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Goat Down!

Famous boy exorcist and noted volcano scholar Bobby Jindal, the Leader of the Stupid Party has left the 2016 Goat Rodeo. I was trying to think of something to say about it, when I read Jindal’s own words. A tear … Continue reading

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The Quotable Jindal

Noted boy exorcist and volcano scholar Bobby Jindal climbed out of the smoking wreckage of his campaign last night to distinguish himself thusly: “We’ve got four senators running, they’ve never cut anything in D.C.,” Jindal said. “They give the long … Continue reading

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Someone Remind Me To Not…

…go to his son’s wedding: That’s hate radio host Kevin Swanson who is holding this weekend’s Hatenanny, you know where several of the 2016 Goat Rodeo contenders ( including Uncle Sugar, the Boy Exorcist, and the Pride of Canada) are … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Christie Bumped To Kiddies’ Table

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us that Christie will be bumped to the kiddies table for the Fox Bidness Debate (he fell to below 2.5%), and that Pataki and Jindal don’t even qualify for that.

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Because We Love A Good Retraction

So you guys might remember that yesterday’s Happy Hour News Brief, we mentioned that four of the 2016 Goat Rodeo contestants are going to speak at a conference convened by Kevin Swanson who is openly calling for the ‘mos to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

People for the American Way alerts us to a conference next month in which four of the eleventh-billion contestants in the 2016 Goat Rodeo will be attending. So what’s the big deal, you ask? The meeting is being convened by … Continue reading

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