Category Archives: Black Walnut

Nein!-Nein!-Nein!

Republicans, as we know by now, will do anything that Comrade Trump demands. Confirm a drooling idiot to be the Secretary of Education?, right on it! Polluters at the EPA?, no problem! Iran-Contra apologist to lead the DOJ?, you got … Continue reading

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9-9-911*! Herman Cain to the Fed!

(Rare footage of Herman Cain delivering his signature pizza?) Axios: “President Trump has told confidants he wants Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board, but will wait until his background check is completed before making the formal announcement, according to … Continue reading

Posted in Black Walnut, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Because of course you would invite on Herman Cain, the pizza guy who didn’t get nominated in 2012 to bloviate about how Trump will win in 2016: 1 – 2- 3: easy as bread. You just need everyone to vote … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut, Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs 2012 Goat Rodeo Novelty Candidate Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain has something to say to ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®, who as you know has been dissing Trump as the Herman Cain of 2016: Jeb Bush cited the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Rick Santorum announces doomed presidential bid in interview with pretend journalist http://t.co/qNTM3X63GF pic.twitter.com/GQ8wjRLjhr — Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) May 28, 2015 It’s probably a bad sign when failed 2012 Goat Rodeo novelty candidate Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain is trolling Frothy’s entry … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, 2016 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 4 Comments

Dedicated to Herman Cain

(Hat tip: Scissorhead DCMartin of the notorious blog, Pass The Douchey’s on the Right-Hand Side via the Tips Jar) (Hat tip: Scissorhead FranIAm, also via the Tips Jar)

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut | 1 Comment

From the Tao of Mooselini

“He who quits and runs away, lives to grift another day.” Black Walnut has learned that lesson well, as the rumors of a Faux News gig starts swirling.

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut, Fox News | 4 Comments

Behind every great man…

…there is a great woman, usually packing heat. Black Walnut has left the stage to spend more time with his family.

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Adulterer, Black Walnut | 15 Comments

Breaking News!

“George Stephanopoulos will interview Ginger White, the Atlanta business woman who says she had a 13-year affair with Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, on ‘Good Morning America’ [in first 20 minutes of 7 a.m. show]. This is Ms. White’s first … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut

The Evening Quote

“I’m not supposed to know anything about foreign policy.” –Herman Cain Congrats, Black Walnut! You achieved a goal! (Think Progress)

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut | 8 Comments