Category Archives: Black Walnut
Republicans, as we know by now, will do anything that Comrade Trump demands. Confirm a drooling idiot to be the Secretary of Education?, right on it! Polluters at the EPA?, no problem! Iran-Contra apologist to lead the DOJ?, you got … Continue reading
(Rare footage of Herman Cain delivering his signature pizza?) Axios: “President Trump has told confidants he wants Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board, but will wait until his background check is completed before making the formal announcement, according to … Continue reading
Because of course you would invite on Herman Cain, the pizza guy who didn’t get nominated in 2012 to bloviate about how Trump will win in 2016: 1 – 2- 3: easy as bread. You just need everyone to vote … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs 2012 Goat Rodeo Novelty Candidate Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain has something to say to ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®, who as you know has been dissing Trump as the Herman Cain of 2016: Jeb Bush cited the … Continue reading
Rick Santorum announces doomed presidential bid in interview with pretend journalist http://t.co/qNTM3X63GF pic.twitter.com/GQ8wjRLjhr — Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) May 28, 2015 It’s probably a bad sign when failed 2012 Goat Rodeo novelty candidate Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain is trolling Frothy’s entry … Continue reading
(Hat tip: Scissorhead DCMartin of the notorious blog, Pass The Douchey’s on the Right-Hand Side via the Tips Jar) (Hat tip: Scissorhead FranIAm, also via the Tips Jar)
“He who quits and runs away, lives to grift another day.” Black Walnut has learned that lesson well, as the rumors of a Faux News gig starts swirling.
…there is a great woman, usually packing heat. Black Walnut has left the stage to spend more time with his family.
“George Stephanopoulos will interview Ginger White, the Atlanta business woman who says she had a 13-year affair with Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, on ‘Good Morning America’ [in first 20 minutes of 7 a.m. show]. This is Ms. White’s first … Continue reading
“I’m not supposed to know anything about foreign policy.” –Herman Cain Congrats, Black Walnut! You achieved a goal! (Think Progress)