Category Archives: Black Walnut

Dude, You’re Dead, Quit Tweeting

Posted on August 31, 2020 by tengrain

I have no idea who has gotten ahold of ol’ 9-9-9’s Twitter Device, but it’s really creepy to see Tweets from a dead guy saying that the thing that killed him isn’t so bad. But honestly? I kinda like Dead … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Walnut, Dead Celebrities, Pandemics, Twitter | 15 Comments

Prznint Sociopath Pays His Respects To…

Posted on August 4, 2020 by tengrain

A PSA of sorts, I guess? 🍿 In the public interest, HBO is making last night’s entire episode of “Axios on HBO” — Jonathan Swan’s 38-minute interview with President Trump — available for free on all of HBO’s global platforms.See … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Walnut, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

There’s No Cure For Stupid

Posted on July 30, 2020 by tengrain

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Walnut, Dead Celebrities, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 22 Comments

Nein!-Nein!-Nein!

Posted on April 10, 2019 by tengrain

Republicans, as we know by now, will do anything that Comrade Trump demands. Confirm a drooling idiot to be the Secretary of Education?, right on it! Polluters at the EPA?, no problem! Iran-Contra apologist to lead the DOJ?, you got … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Black Walnut, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

9-9-911*! Herman Cain to the Fed!

Posted on April 4, 2019 by tengrain

(Rare footage of Herman Cain delivering his signature pizza?) Axios: “President Trump has told confidants he wants Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board, but will wait until his background check is completed before making the formal announcement, according to … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Walnut, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Posted on June 8, 2016 by tengrain

Because of course you would invite on Herman Cain, the pizza guy who didn’t get nominated in 2012 to bloviate about how Trump will win in 2016: 1 – 2- 3: easy as bread. You just need everyone to vote … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut, Fox News, media, Petunia and Pals, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 30, 2015 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs 2012 Goat Rodeo Novelty Candidate Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain has something to say to ¡JEB! the Smartest Bush®, who as you know has been dissing Trump as the Herman Cain of 2016: Jeb Bush cited the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, Black Walnut | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 28, 2015 by tengrain

Rick Santorum announces doomed presidential bid in interview with pretend journalist http://t.co/qNTM3X63GF pic.twitter.com/GQ8wjRLjhr — Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) May 28, 2015 It’s probably a bad sign when failed 2012 Goat Rodeo novelty candidate Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain is trolling Frothy’s entry … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, 2016 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 4 Comments

Dedicated to Herman Cain

Posted on December 5, 2011 by tengrain

(Hat tip: Scissorhead DCMartin of the notorious blog, Pass The Douchey’s on the Right-Hand Side via the Tips Jar) (Hat tip: Scissorhead FranIAm, also via the Tips Jar)

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut | 1 Comment

From the Tao of Mooselini

Posted on December 4, 2011 by tengrain

“He who quits and runs away, lives to grift another day.” Black Walnut has learned that lesson well, as the rumors of a Faux News gig starts swirling.

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Black Walnut, Fox News | 4 Comments