Category Archives: Ben Sassee

The Dumbpire Strikes Back!

Hey guys, remember that time when Sen. Ben Sasse (the Mitt Romney of Susan Collinses) went apostate on the Cult and called out Dear Leader? It seems word got back to the Whitey House, and the 4th Reich is shooting … Continue reading

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Area Man Disses Local Shitgibbon

Gonna just leave this here… awaiting Twitter blast. GOP Sen. Sasse says Trump ‘kisses dictators’ butts’ and mocks evangelicals “Republican Sen. Ben Sasse excoriated President Trump in a telephone conference call with constituents this week, saying he had mishandled the … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The National Emergency That Isn’t

Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

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Ben Sasse Starring in ‘Much Ado ‘Bout Nuttin’

Ben Sasse, the Nebraska senator took his ham-fisted Hamlet schtick to the floor of the senate, alas! clutches poor Yorick’s skull and said to no one there (not even the chair, because he did it in the dead of night … Continue reading

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The Laddie Protests Too Much, Methinks

GOP Sen. Ben Sasse slams partisanship, says he regularly considers leaving his party and becoming an independent: "Frankly, neither of these parties have a long term vision for the future of the country" #CNNSOTU pic.twitter.com/Q8Yk7ogOSV — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) September … Continue reading

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