Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell

How/Why to Change Senate Rules.

Because a Scissorhead asked in email… and I figured that if one person asked at least 10 others wanted to ask but felt shy: I’d be lying to you if I told you I understood the arcane Senate Rules (how … Continue reading

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Because: Water Seeks Its Own Level

McConnell says he would support Trump if he was the Republican nominee pic.twitter.com/l0hRgpcmM8 — Acyn (@Acyn) February 25, 2021

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Lindsey To Go To Merde-a-Lardo

The official court eunuch of the Fourth Reich, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is packing his bags and heading to Merde-a-Lardo on his own Mission: Impossible – As Trump’s latest intra-party feud rages, Sen. Graham heads to Mar-a-Lago on a peace mission … Continue reading

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Coup Klux Klan Is Gonna Burn the GOP To The Ground

Get The Marshmallows Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly leads with this gossip above the fold (as we olds used to say): SCOOP: House Minority Whip STEVE SCALISE (R-La.) made the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago on … Continue reading

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We Are Influencers!

Guys, Lord Damp Nut must be reading MPS, because according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac the nasty press release he wrote about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s W$J editorial was gonna say… A personal familiar with the crafting of the … Continue reading

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That Takes Some Brass

Imma park this quote from amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s W$J editorial here: “There is no question former President Trump bears moral responsibility. His supporters stormed the Capitol because of the unhinged falsehoods he shouted into the world’s largest megaphone. His … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served, Piping Hot

Told ya: McConnell reveals he will vote to acquit Trump Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has told GOP colleagues in a letter that he will vote to acquit Donald Trump in the former president’s impeachment trial, according to sources familiar … Continue reading

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Politico Thinks Their Readers Are Stupid

Our Failed Political Press Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s morning email thingie breathlessly asks: POLITICO Playbook: Could McConnell surprise us all? Nope. See Headlines, Betteridge’s Law Of. MITCH’S BIG DECISION — If one were to conduct a poll of congressional … Continue reading

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Looking Forward

Guys, that video yesterday at the trial for record-breaking, twice-impeached loser ex-Prznint Stupid was apparently so effective that the Democrats plan to show us more! New – House impeachment managers will show never-before-see Capitol security footage in their presentation today, … Continue reading

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Report: Lucy Holds Football Again

I cannot believe that our failed political press is falling for it again: They are taking amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell at face value when he leaked —loudly and repeatedly— that he’s delighted that the Democrats are impeaching Trump, and that … Continue reading

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