Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell

Grifters Gotta Grift, Kentucky Edition

Family Affairs Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) wenty to Kentucky (not for the chicken, either!) and found Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (Mrs. MoscowMitch) stamp of approval on many projects that benefitted her husband’s constituents: “In her … Continue reading

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Senator Saboteur

Comrades, The Louisville Courier Journal tells us that amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch has a new campaign ad on Pravda, er, Facebook in which he makes clear that any impeachment attempt will fail as long as he remains in charge of the … Continue reading

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And Kavanaugh Makes 3

At least six 2020 Goat Rodeo candidates — Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker, Beto O’Rourke and Julián Castro — yesterday called for Justice Kavanaugh’s impeachment after the NYTimes published “new information about allegations of sexual misconduct against … Continue reading

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You Guys, #MoscowMitch Hates This Ad, So Don’t Spread It Around!

This is the add Moscow Mitch does not want you to RETWEET.That is precisely why I am. @senatemajldr pic.twitter.com/fQDLl9KJmi — Sol (@forwardarc) September 4, 2019 Make sure all your friends know to not spread this around. Thank you for your … Continue reading

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Father of the Year Wants To Protect The Children

Comrade Prznint Stupid is taking the bold step of protecting children from gun violence. Haha, I jest. He wants to stop the Yutes of Tomorrow from vaping: Here's video of Trump telling reporters today that "innocent children" are "coming home … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

As we all know, amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell has come under fire for blocking a bipartisan, House-passed, election-security bill, thus giving him the nickname “Moscow Mitch.” Roll Call tells us that Stand Up America is launching a six-figure campaign to … Continue reading

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Cry Me A Goddamn River, #MoscowMitch

McConnell: ‘Over-the-top’ Moscow Mitch nickname effort to ‘smear’ me “It’s modern-day McCarthyism,” McConnell said during a radio interview on Salem Media Group’s “Hugh Hewitt Show” when asked about the nickname he received after blocking Democrats’ efforts to pass bipartisan election security … Continue reading

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Shorter #MoscowMitch:

“…Packing the courts is the GOP’s Job!” Longer version, via Politico: “The Senate majority leader and his 52 GOP colleagues sent a letter to the Supreme Court on Thursday pushing back against a Democratic amicus brief urging the court not … Continue reading

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We’re FEC’ed In The Dark

FEC commissioner Matthew Petersen announced his resignation effective at the end of this week. The FEC is supposed to have six members, with a minimum of four required for a quorum. At the end of this week, it will have … Continue reading

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Crocodile Tears From #MoscowMitch

How good of an idea is it for Democrats to abolish the filibuster if we win the Senate? I’ll tell you! It’s so good that amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell wrote a panicked New York Times op-ed about how the Dims … Continue reading

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