Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell

Republicans Have No Shame

Yes, those would be the same Republicans who voted to let Hair Füror off the hook for shaking-down President Zelensky. And yes, the Republicans are holding up aide for $40B to Ukraine.

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#GOPAbortionBan, Part Infinity

More proof, as if we need it, that Mars Needs Women, er, that the GOP Hates Women: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R., Ky.) said a national abortion ban is “possible” if Roe v. Wade is overturned, days after a … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Every day the leader and I wake up saying, ‘How do we manage the president?’“ —Elaine Chao A Chao spokesperson declined to comment.

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Moscow Mitch Boxed In By Reporter

Jonathan Swann is a great interviewer because he doesn’t let up: The best part of this exchange is that @LeaderMcConnell seems to be genuinely befuddled that one might expect him to have a moral red line. He literally can't come … Continue reading

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The McConnell Rule

Axios morning email thingie tells us that amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell is already vowing to not proceed with any Biden SCOTUS nominee if the GOP retakes the Senate (weird formatting and enigmatic bullet usage is totally theirs): Senate Republican Leader … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnells is Opposed to KBJ

There is no end to the evil machinations of amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is putting public and private pressure on Senate Republican colleagues to oppose President Biden’s nominee to the Supreme Court, despite the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Someone NOT named Stephan King is writing a book about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell: Mike Tackett — AP’s deputy Washington bureau chief, and a former New York Times political reporter — has signed to write a McConnell … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell Has A Sad

Guys, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell really wants to get the gavel back in his amphibian hoof, and for some reason the saner members of the Grand Ol Putin, Party are not falling in line. Arizona Republican Gov. Doug Ducey will … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell took Sen. Rick Scott to the ol’ woodshed for that 11-point plan Batboy released last week: Mitch McConnell and Senate Republican leaders are warning Rick Scott that his agenda for the GOP … Continue reading

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Trump Desire Revealed: Senate Majority Leader Lindsey Graham

You read that right: Hair Füror —in his quest to install nothing but the best people— is wondering if Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham could be the Majority Leader: Since leaving office, former President Donald Trump has made no mystery of … Continue reading

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