Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell

Grifters Gotta Grift, Kentucky Edition

Posted on October 7, 2019 by

Family Affairs Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) wenty to Kentucky (not for the chicken, either!) and found Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (Mrs. MoscowMitch) stamp of approval on many projects that benefitted her husband’s constituents: “In her … Continue reading →

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Senator Saboteur

Posted on October 6, 2019 by

Comrades, The Louisville Courier Journal tells us that amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch has a new campaign ad on Pravda, er, Facebook in which he makes clear that any impeachment attempt will fail as long as he remains in charge of the … Continue reading →

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And Kavanaugh Makes 3

Posted on September 16, 2019 by

At least six 2020 Goat Rodeo candidates — Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker, Beto O’Rourke and Julián Castro — yesterday called for Justice Kavanaugh’s impeachment after the NYTimes published “new information about allegations of sexual misconduct against … Continue reading →

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You Guys, #MoscowMitch Hates This Ad, So Don’t Spread It Around!

Posted on September 13, 2019 by

This is the add Moscow Mitch does not want you to RETWEET.That is precisely why I am. @senatemajldr pic.twitter.com/fQDLl9KJmi — Sol (@forwardarc) September 4, 2019 Make sure all your friends know to not spread this around. Thank you for your … Continue reading →

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Father of the Year Wants To Protect The Children

Posted on September 12, 2019 by

Comrade Prznint Stupid is taking the bold step of protecting children from gun violence. Haha, I jest. He wants to stop the Yutes of Tomorrow from vaping: Here's video of Trump telling reporters today that "innocent children" are "coming home … Continue reading →

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#MoscowMitch Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

Posted on September 4, 2019 by

As we all know, amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell has come under fire for blocking a bipartisan, House-passed, election-security bill, thus giving him the nickname “Moscow Mitch.” Roll Call tells us that Stand Up America is launching a six-figure campaign to … Continue reading →

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Cry Me A Goddamn River, #MoscowMitch

Posted on September 3, 2019 by

McConnell: ‘Over-the-top’ Moscow Mitch nickname effort to ‘smear’ me “It’s modern-day McCarthyism,” McConnell said during a radio interview on Salem Media Group’s “Hugh Hewitt Show” when asked about the nickname he received after blocking Democrats’ efforts to pass bipartisan election security … Continue reading →

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Shorter #MoscowMitch:

Posted on August 30, 2019 by

“…Packing the courts is the GOP’s Job!” Longer version, via Politico: “The Senate majority leader and his 52 GOP colleagues sent a letter to the Supreme Court on Thursday pushing back against a Democratic amicus brief urging the court not … Continue reading →

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We’re FEC’ed In The Dark

Posted on August 28, 2019 by

FEC commissioner Matthew Petersen announced his resignation effective at the end of this week. The FEC is supposed to have six members, with a minimum of four required for a quorum. At the end of this week, it will have … Continue reading →

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Crocodile Tears From #MoscowMitch

Posted on August 23, 2019 by

How good of an idea is it for Democrats to abolish the filibuster if we win the Senate? I’ll tell you! It’s so good that amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell wrote a panicked New York Times op-ed about how the Dims … Continue reading →

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