Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell

Report: Lucy Holds Football Again

I cannot believe that our failed political press is falling for it again: They are taking amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell at face value when he leaked —loudly and repeatedly— that he’s delighted that the Democrats are impeaching Trump, and that … Continue reading

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McConnell Does Constituent Service

Anyone wondering why amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch would be in favor of #ITMFA need not look very far: W$J: “The challenge by some Republicans to the 2020 election results last week is fueling a rift between the party and big companies … Continue reading

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Mother & Patriot Liz Cheney Will Vote To Impeach Trump

well, whoever had this on their Impeachment Bingo Card, collect your winnings! No. 3 House Republican Liz Cheney says she will vote to impeach Trump “The President of the United States summoned his mob, assembled the mob, and lit the … Continue reading

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The Oaf of Office

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Republican Senators Declare War (on Democracy and Mitch McConnell?)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us that Sen. Hawley (and Ayatollah Ted) have duped more Republicans to the Lost Cause: The latest names of the objectors, via our Burgess Everett: Sens. Marsha Blackburn (Tenn.), … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Axios Alert – In an extraordinary conference call this morning with fellow Senate Republicans, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said his Jan. 6 vote certifying Joe Biden’s victory in the 2020 election will be “the most consequential I … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News “The Senate is not going to be bullied into rushing out more borrowed money into the hands of Democrats’ rich friends that don’t need the help.” — Amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch It’s a two-fer: 1) #MoscowMitch puts Lord … Continue reading

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Pocket Veto: We’re Totally Eff’ed In the Dark

Our Failed Political Press Guys, today is it: if Prznint Stupid doesn’t sign the damn bills, expanded unemployment benefits stop, and for millions of Americans, that’s pretty much all that they got. Politico’s morning email thing begins thusly: IF YOU’RE … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid Gave America Lumps of Coal for Christmas, But You Can Help

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie, and a very merry whatevs to you, sir!) Christmas morning email thingie pretty much leads with: TAKE A LOOK at the nation’s front pages. President DONALD TRUMP put congressional Republicans in a horrible … Continue reading

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The Schaden Freudes Itself

Axios tells us… President Trump, in his final days, is turning bitterly on virtually every person around him, griping about anyone who refuses to indulge conspiracy theories or hopeless bids to overturn the election, several top officials tell Axios. The … Continue reading

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