Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned Mitch

This Takes Some Brass

“Due to the historic obstruction by Senate Democrats of the president’s nominees, and the goal of passing appropriations bills prior to the end of the fiscal year, the August recess has been canceled.” I don’t know if amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

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Amply Be-Chinned Mitch McConnell Designs Kobayashi Maru Test

The much-dismissed and beleaguered Congressional Budget Office (Motto: “Republicans punch us, mock us, and pay no attention to us”) released a report warning of the economic doom we can expect thanks to the Billions for Billionaires tax bill, and actual, … Continue reading

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Lest We All Forget

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell in September 2016: “According to several officials, McConnell raised doubts about the underlying intelligence and made clear to the administration that he would consider any effort by the White House to challenge the Russians … Continue reading

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Amply Be-chinned Mitch Gets To Work on DACA

JUST IN: McConnell moves to have Senate vote on bill criminalizing abortion after 20 weeks https://t.co/MlwtGuR6pZ pic.twitter.com/cvrHLkaZ0y — The Hill (@thehill) January 24, 2018 So much for Mitch turning his full attention to DACA. That didn’t last long. “Thar’s only … Continue reading

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The Future Looks Bright!

The gloating of amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell and Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan ends tomorrow, when government funding runs out. So maybe we don’t have to suffer seeing the Eddie Munster-like visage of Paul Ryan’s rictus grin beyond today? Or the wattles … Continue reading

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Bad Chyrons, Cont.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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The GOP Kobayashi Maru Sails Again

As we all know what comes next in the saga of giving Billions to Billionaires is to have conference committee that combines the House and the Senate bills, and then both houses have to pass that. Now, consider this: amply … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Troy Newman of Operation Rescue and Co-Founder of the Center for Medical Progress has a press release: “I call on Mitch McConnell to resign from his position as Senate Majority Leader because of this leadership failure. … Continue reading

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How GOP Healthcare Might Come Back From The Abyss

The Republican Trickle-down Healthcare for Billionaires’ Tax Cuts (tagline: “When Billionaires have more money, we all feel better!”) might seem to be dead, but Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) alerts us to yet another third reel Jason Voorhees-style … Continue reading

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Love Is A Many Splendored Thing, part infinity

We all wonder how Sean spends his lonely hours (ew, gross!) pining away for his One True Love. So when Preznint Stupid started his thermonuclear war threats with North Korea we wondered how Insannity was going to deal with (yet … Continue reading

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