Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned Mitch

The Wall Will Be Built

Axios: “The Senate voted on Thursday to 59-41 to terminate the president’s emergency declaration on what Trump describes as a national security crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border, but the final tally fell short of the required 2/3 needed to override … Continue reading

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Eleventy-Dimensional Chess From Mitch McConnell

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell is looking to make life more difficult for President Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo challengers, who happen to make up about 1-in-5 Dim senators! Let’s explore! LATimes: “When you have that high a number of U.S. senators … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The National Emergency That Isn’t

Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

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On Talk of Impeachment

Spare me. Please take note that in the event of impeachment of a President the House files the indictment, but the Senate conducts the trial. What do you think would happen if Pelosi indicted Trump? Given the balance of the … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell and The New Confederacy

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell doesn’t like the idea of making it easier for Americans to vote: WATCH: On the US Senate floor today, Senate Majority Leader McConnell argued against a Democratic proposal that would make Election Day a federal holiday … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Shutdown, Day 14

Axios tells us: “Following a meeting with congressional leaders at the White House, President Trump confirmed to reporters that he said he would be willing to keep the government shut down for “a very long period of time, months or … Continue reading

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McConnell: Eat the Poor

They say that there are few things in life as certain as Death and Taxes. And I’ll add to that to include that Republicans will blame poor people for deficits. So it comes to pass that after passing the Billions … Continue reading

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Bad Tattoo Week Continues! (Day 4)

…and they were never laid again Anyway, I’m not convinced that this next one is real, but I’m going to suggest that we chip in and get it for amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell: It will really make a Kodak moment … Continue reading

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This Takes Some Brass

“Due to the historic obstruction by Senate Democrats of the president’s nominees, and the goal of passing appropriations bills prior to the end of the fiscal year, the August recess has been canceled.” I don’t know if amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

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Amply Be-Chinned Mitch McConnell Designs Kobayashi Maru Test

The much-dismissed and beleaguered Congressional Budget Office (Motto: “Republicans punch us, mock us, and pay no attention to us”) released a report warning of the economic doom we can expect thanks to the Billions for Billionaires tax bill, and actual, … Continue reading

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