Category Archives: Amply Be-Chinned Mitch

Today, In Gaslighting News

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell tries his hand at gaslighting us: McCONNELL on OBAMA: "Maybe stronger leadership would have left the Kremlin less emboldened. Maybe tampering with our democracy wouldn't have seemed so very tempting." pic.twitter.com/KeA3b7VXKA — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May … Continue reading

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Banana Republicans

Politico: “Senate Republicans used the “nuclear option” Wednesday to unilaterally reduce debate time on most presidential nominees, the latest in a series of changes to the fabric of the Senate to dilute the power of the minority. “The move by … Continue reading

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The Grasping, Clammy, Amphibian Hand of Mitch McConnell

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is laughing-farting: “Since January 2017, for the first time in memory, a minority has exploited procedure to systematically obstruct a president from staffing up his administration. This new, across-the-board obstruction is unfair to the president … Continue reading

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Breaking: Evil Man is Evil

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell has just blocked the resolution demanding that the full Mueller report be released.

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The Wall Will Be Built

Axios: “The Senate voted on Thursday to 59-41 to terminate the president’s emergency declaration on what Trump describes as a national security crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border, but the final tally fell short of the required 2/3 needed to override … Continue reading

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Eleventy-Dimensional Chess From Mitch McConnell

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell is looking to make life more difficult for President Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo challengers, who happen to make up about 1-in-5 Dim senators! Let’s explore! LATimes: “When you have that high a number of U.S. senators … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The National Emergency That Isn’t

Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

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On Talk of Impeachment

Spare me. Please take note that in the event of impeachment of a President the House files the indictment, but the Senate conducts the trial. What do you think would happen if Pelosi indicted Trump? Given the balance of the … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell and The New Confederacy

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell doesn’t like the idea of making it easier for Americans to vote: WATCH: On the US Senate floor today, Senate Majority Leader McConnell argued against a Democratic proposal that would make Election Day a federal holiday … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Shutdown, Day 14

Axios tells us: “Following a meeting with congressional leaders at the White House, President Trump confirmed to reporters that he said he would be willing to keep the government shut down for “a very long period of time, months or … Continue reading

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