Category Archives: Wingnuttia

That Dancing Fool

Former Texas Governor Rick Perry will trip the light fantastic on Dancing With The Stars

Posted in Rick '3-Departments' Perry | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, conspiracy theories, Death of the Media, Fox News, Hillary Clinton, media, Talentless Hacks, Turdblossom | 14 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Steve King?

“They have air conditioned rooms in a Caribbean island. I mean [Gitmo] would make a terrific resort area there, they set the temperature at 75 degrees because that’s their cultural temperature, they get the choice of three different choices of a … Continue reading

Posted in Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments

Why Are The Dogs Barking?

Staff-banging, serial adulterer Noot says: “Well, I think there are two contrasts that are striking. One is that Trump cares enough to show up and Obama doesn’t and stays, playing golf. The other is that Trump has the sheer energy … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Newticles, Wingnuttia | 16 Comments

It’s Not Katrina

So I’m seeing a lot of criticism this morning of The Kenyan Usurper from all the usual suspects, who are trying to make the flooding in LA into Obama’s Katrina. (Remember Chimpy singing happy birthday to Grandpa Walnuts as nearly … Continue reading

Posted in climate change, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Tony Perkins, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments

The Morning Quote

Gov. Sammiches said when vetoing a motor-voter bill: In his veto of the Motor Vehicles Commission bill, Christie said the law should instead be called the “Voter Fraud Enhancement and Permission Act” because it would “almost certainly register ineligible voters” … Continue reading

Posted in Chris Christie, voting | 11 Comments

Sing Along With Me, Kids!

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn’t belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? Taking a moment to remember Gandhi & … Continue reading

Posted in D’vorce D’spousa | 11 Comments

Bailey’s Lifetime Achievement Winner Reince Priebus…

…(but we’re only guessing) is allegedly considering another term as the director of the RNC: It’s a move that would come as a surprise to many. The 44-year-old Priebus, who was first elected in 2011, had led many to believe … Continue reading

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The Morning Giggle

The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! Mr. Noun-Verb-911 tells us that [Hair Furer] “Donald Trump has no substantial connections to Russia,” and Angela Rye starts laughing: It’s kinda infectious. More people should laugh in Wingnuttia’s face, they cannot … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist can add grifter to his sobriquet: Bestselling author and filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza tells WND he has a winning strategy … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, D’vorce D’spousa, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments