Category Archives: Wingnuttia

And Kavanaugh Makes 3

At least six 2020 Goat Rodeo candidates — Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker, Beto O’Rourke and Julián Castro — yesterday called for Justice Kavanaugh’s impeachment after the NYTimes published “new information about allegations of sexual misconduct against … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dennis Prager, he of the 5-minute propaganda videos who has previously claimed that being a conservative in America is the same as being a Jew during the Spanish Inquisition, answers the question that is on all … Continue reading

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You Guys, #MoscowMitch Hates This Ad, So Don’t Spread It Around!

This is the add Moscow Mitch does not want you to RETWEET.That is precisely why I am. @senatemajldr — Sol (@forwardarc) September 4, 2019 Make sure all your friends know to not spread this around. Thank you for your … Continue reading

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Father of the Year Wants To Protect The Children

Comrade Prznint Stupid is taking the bold step of protecting children from gun violence. Haha, I jest. He wants to stop the Yutes of Tomorrow from vaping: Here's video of Trump telling reporters today that "innocent children" are "coming home … Continue reading

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Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Well, it does take infidelity off the opp-research for all candidates. There’s that. I am compelled to enter the Presidential Primary as a Republican for several reasons – the most important of which is to further and foster a national … Continue reading

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Cheese Sandwich and a Road Map for Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner!

Politico’s email thingie this morning gives us the happy news that the longest-serving (self-serving?) Republican in the House is retiring! Yup, Kotex heir, Jim Sensenbrenner is leaving! — ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST: “Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner won’t seek reelection next … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

As we all know, amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell has come under fire for blocking a bipartisan, House-passed, election-security bill, thus giving him the nickname “Moscow Mitch.” Roll Call tells us that Stand Up America is launching a six-figure campaign to … Continue reading

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Cry Me A Goddamn River, #MoscowMitch

McConnell: ‘Over-the-top’ Moscow Mitch nickname effort to ‘smear’ me “It’s modern-day McCarthyism,” McConnell said during a radio interview on Salem Media Group’s “Hugh Hewitt Show” when asked about the nickname he received after blocking Democrats’ efforts to pass bipartisan election security … Continue reading

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Shorter #MoscowMitch:

“…Packing the courts is the GOP’s Job!” Longer version, via Politico: “The Senate majority leader and his 52 GOP colleagues sent a letter to the Supreme Court on Thursday pushing back against a Democratic amicus brief urging the court not … Continue reading

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Georgia On Our Minds

Senator Jonny Isakson (R-GA) has Parkinson’s disease and has announced that he will be resigning from the Senate at the end of this year.We wish Sen. Isakson well, as we wish everyone with Parkinson’s well, even Republicans. So here’s how … Continue reading

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