Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Lindsey: ‘The Boot-Licking Will Continue Until The King is Appeased’

Senatorette Lindsey Graham Lindsey Graham: I actually like President Trump. He has been very nice to me. He’s allowed me to be in his world… — Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2021 That was cringe-worthy. I still maintain that on … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 9 Comments

Get The Hook!

  It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

Posted in 2-drink minimum, CPAC, Junior Mints, Matt Gaetz | 18 Comments

How/Why to Change Senate Rules.

Because a Scissorhead asked in email… and I figured that if one person asked at least 10 others wanted to ask but felt shy: I’d be lying to you if I told you I understood the arcane Senate Rules (how … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, dim-o-crats, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time. Sen. Rand Paul has told us for years that he is an asshole. Believe him, he is. Sen. Rand Paul decided to wage his own culture war battle … Continue reading

Posted in Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Transphobia, White Punks on Dope, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 15 Comments

Because: Water Seeks Its Own Level

McConnell says he would support Trump if he was the Republican nominee — Acyn (@Acyn) February 25, 2021

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 6 Comments

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

At his West Wing best, Aaron Sorkin couldn’t write this better: Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) goes off on Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) during USPS oversight hearing: “I didn’t vote to overturn an election. And I will not be lectured by … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

The Stupid Coup: Sen. RoJo Has Questions!

This week the US Senate is holding hearings about the Stupid Coup, you know, because if we can learn what happened on January 6, maybe we can prevent it from happening again. Behold! We learn something new: Sen. RoJo is … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

The Quotable Senatorette Lindsey Graham

In which Senatorette Lindsey Grahm talks dirty to us: “PLUG THAT HOLE!” The Biden Administration has apparently decided to stop construction and plugging this hole in the wall. I'm going to make sure the Department of Homeland Security tells us … Continue reading

Posted in Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 11 Comments

On This Day In History

¡JEB! Suspended his doomed 2016 Goat Rodeo run. From inevitable front-runner to first to drop-out. Please applaud.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® | 2 Comments

Your Mooove, Nunes!

Rep. Devin Nunes must be getting used to it by now: Judge tosses Nunes’ libel suit against CNN In a ruling Friday, U.S. District Court Judge Laura Taylor Swain granted the news network’s motion to dismiss the suit, which sought … Continue reading

Posted in Devin Nunes | 3 Comments