Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Eww, Gross (Moore or Less)

Axios: Roy Moore, Alabama’s Republican nominee for Senate, was accused of sexually assaulting a woman when she was 14 years old. And now Republicans are rebuking Moore after the allegations of sexual assault and calling on him to leave the … Continue reading

Posted in Roy Moore, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 12 Comments

Bowling Green Massacre Finally Happened!

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, the senator from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Rand 'Schrödinger's Candidate' Paul, tax reform | 4 Comments

Bet his C.V. is Spectacular!

Mother Jones: “Donning a round Afghan pakol hat and a keffiyeh scarf, the bearded man speaks straight into the camera. “This is message for the American devils,” Fuad Wasul declares in thickly accented English. “The enemies of Islam always ask the mujahedeen, … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Islamophobia, Mike 'Moscow Mole' Flynn, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Schrödinger’s Senator Does The Maths

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, the senator from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Rand 'Schrödinger's Candidate' Paul, tax reform | 2 Comments

No, Tiger Beat, 2020 Is Not 1972

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has a really BS-laden article of how the Dims are in the same position with Preznint Stupid as they were with Nixon during the 1972 election with McGovern as the standard bearer. Tiger … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, Hillary Clinton, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 2 Comments

GOP: ‘Never Heard of Him’

This  would be funny if it were not so tragic: Senate Republicans Have Never Heard of Roy Moore  What about Moore’s history of racially insensitive comments? Haven’t heard anything. Homophobic remarks? Nada. Moore’s claim that some American communities are living … Continue reading

Posted in The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Troy Newman of Operation Rescue and Co-Founder of the Center for Medical Progress has a press release: “I call on Mitch McConnell to resign from his position as Senate Majority Leader because of this leadership failure. … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Choice, Forced Birth, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

How GOP Healthcare Might Come Back From The Abyss

The Republican Trickle-down Healthcare for Billionaires’ Tax Cuts (tagline: “When Billionaires have more money, we all feel better!”) might seem to be dead, but Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) alerts us to yet another third reel Jason Voorhees-style … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Healthcare Reform, Healthcare Repeal | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs White Supremacist Rep. Steve King (R-IA) is Todd Starnes’ guest on his good-time Grifting Gospel Hour, and boy-howdy, the KKKlan is gonna love this seven minutes of nut-filled, candy-coated racism: So besides claiming that most Dreamers … Continue reading

Posted in Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, The New Confederacy, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

And It’s Santorum Coming ‘Round The Bend (ewwww, gross!)

Sweet Jeebus, our Claim Chowder yesterday that Zombie-eyed Granny Starver Paul Ryan is soon to join the Boehner Pro-Am Tour seems to have caught on: Gingrich or Santorum as speaker? House conservatives plot mischief for the fall Several influential House … Continue reading

Posted in Newticles, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Wingnuttia | 4 Comments