Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Report: Dan Bishop Wants Someone Else To Kick K-Mac In The Sack

Happy Hour News Rep. Dan Bishop has called for the conference to kick K-Mac out of the Speaker’s Chair: At a House Freedom Caucus press conference Tuesday, members vented their frustration with the agreement and urged their colleagues to vote … Continue reading

Posted in Hostage Taking Today, Hung Like a Bee, Wingnuttia | 1 Comment

Putin Wants Lindsey Graham

Sorry, Senatorette, not like that, like this: Moscow — Russia’s Interior Ministry on Monday issued an arrest warrant for U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham following his comments related to the fighting in Ukraine. The Senatorette responds: “I will submit to jurisdiction of … Continue reading

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Area Man Proves Every Accusation is a Confession

When Gym Jordan became chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, he immediately announced the formation of new “task forces” dedicated to investigating the weaponization of the federal government. Jordan alleges that the FBI has been used as a tool to … Continue reading

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Both Sides Don’t: Is Our Failed Political Press ™ Learning?

The thumbnail sketch of the Debt Ceiling hostage crisis is that the Republicans don’t want to pay for the Billions for Billionaires tax cuts. They want me and you and a dog named Boo to pay for it. I know … Continue reading

Posted in Hostage Taking Today, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, Our Failed Political Press, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

GOP Hostage Takers, part infinity

My lips are moving and the sound’s coming out The words are audible but I have my doubts That you realize what has been said You look at me as if you’re in a daze It’s like the feeling at … Continue reading

Posted in Hostage Taking Today, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy who is very bad at his job, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hold on to your democracy, Scissorheads, Traitor Joe is feeling relevant again: The founding co-chair of No Labels says the centrist group will soon form a nominating committee to likely begin considering potential running mates for a … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Blue Dogs, Joe Manchin, Larry Hogan, No Labels, Susan Collins, Traitor Joe | 3 Comments

Because We Love A Good Clarification

When asked if he believed white nationalists should be allowed to serve in the military, Tommy Tuberville (perhaps the second dumbest man in the Senate and that’s a real achievement) said: “They call them that. I call them Americans.” Tuberville’s … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, the antiquated and useless Senate, Tommy Tuberville | 8 Comments

McConnell Joins The Hostage-Takers

There’s a Democrat in the White House, so of course amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell is OK with blowing up the economy, you know, if it could give him the gavel in 2024. McConnell warns he won’t back debt-ceiling increase without … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Blue Dogs, Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ), Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

Report: Illegitimate SCOTUS Lack of Ethics Is Worse Than We Think

Guys, you know it’s bad when amply be-chinned Moscow Mitch McConnell says that the ethics of the SCOTUS Dei are fine and dandy: (Bloomberg) — Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell defended the “high ethical standards” already observed by the Supreme … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Opus Dei, Reform the Court, SCOTUS, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

Q: Is RoJo really this stupid? Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) says climate change will be good for the U.S. because it will be less cold: "Global warming will actually be beneficial … Why wouldn't we take comfort in that? … … Continue reading

Posted in climate crisis, Global Climate Crisis, RoJo, Science | 10 Comments