Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Somewhere Gym Jordan Is Smiling

According to Bloomberg, Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr has assembled a team of misfits and broken toys to investigate how the FBI handled their probe into the Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign before it was taken over by … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gym Jordan, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 8 Comments

Nein!-Nein!-Nein!

Republicans, as we know by now, will do anything that Comrade Trump demands. Confirm a drooling idiot to be the Secretary of Education?, right on it! Polluters at the EPA?, no problem! Iran-Contra apologist to lead the DOJ?, you got … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Black Walnut, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Yee-Haw! Devin Nunes Rides Again!

Noted cow fancier, Devin Nunes, is no longer the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, but that doesn’t mean he’s done with intelligence! [Ed. Yes it does.] So what does a lowly cowpoke do when he no longer has nearly … Continue reading

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There Really Is A Difference Between The Two Parties

Since the 2016 Goat Rodeo, the Bernie Bruhs screamed at the Dims that they are corporatist tools of the CEO fat cats, and while sometimes I do think of certain senators as being in the pocket of Wall Street bankers … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

9-9-911*! Herman Cain to the Fed!

(Rare footage of Herman Cain delivering his signature pizza?) Axios: “President Trump has told confidants he wants Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board, but will wait until his background check is completed before making the formal announcement, according to … Continue reading

Posted in Black Walnut, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Banana Republicans

Politico: “Senate Republicans used the “nuclear option” Wednesday to unilaterally reduce debate time on most presidential nominees, the latest in a series of changes to the fabric of the Senate to dilute the power of the minority. “The move by … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch | 5 Comments

Trump Continues To Punish Puerto Rico For Needing Disaster Relief While Brown

An emergency aid bill for victims of hurricanes, wildfires, and other natural disasters was defeated in the Senate amid a fight between Democrats and Hair Füror over relief for Puerto Rico: “Senate Democrats opposed the $13.45-billion legislation, saying the $600 … Continue reading

Posted in global climate change, NeoCons, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

The Grasping, Clammy, Amphibian Hand of Mitch McConnell

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is laughing-farting: “Since January 2017, for the first time in memory, a minority has exploited procedure to systematically obstruct a president from staffing up his administration. This new, across-the-board obstruction is unfair to the president … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Mother Pence To Rethink No Women Policy?

I will officially kick off my 2020 re-election campaign today with special guest @VP Mike Pence at events in Myrtle Beach and Greenville! Follow, share, and tag your best photos #TeamGraham! — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 30, 2019 Something tells … Continue reading

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

Breaking: Evil Man is Evil

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell has just blocked the resolution demanding that the full Mueller report be released.

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments