Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Big Lie Boffo Box Office in Texas Explained

It’s sort of buried at the end of a long, deeply reported article on Texas AG Ken Paxton’s very compromised office, entitled, Dysfunction in Texas AG’s office as Paxton seeks third term, and it explains how documentary fabulist D’Vorce D’Spousa’s movie got … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, D’vorce D’spousa, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Big Lie | 2 Comments

Secret Serice, U-Up?

I’m not one to defend amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch, but even I think this is WAY OVER THE LINE: Kinda seems like the ex-president just posted a death threat aimed at Mitch McConnell… pic.twitter.com/IeLmgKfwD3 — Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) September 30, 2022 … Continue reading

Posted in AAPI Racism, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, Hair Führer Donald Trump, racism, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

The Quotable Noot

Disgraced staff-banging, serial-adulterer Noot has sumpin to say: Is Pennsylvania Democrat Fetterman’s tattoo “I will make you hurt” based on his ties to the crips gang as reported by the Free Beacon or a reference to the nine inch nails … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Newticles | 6 Comments

Difference Between Uncharged and Innocent: An Object Lesson

This is sad news: Career prosecutors have recommended against charging Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) in a long-running sex-trafficking investigation — telling Justice Department superiors that a conviction is unlikely in part because of credibility questions with the two central witnesses, … Continue reading

Posted in Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 3 Comments

GOP Now Outsourcing Evil

“Please be our co-conspirator in kidnapping and human trafficking” seems like an odd pitch, but they are odd people (and by odd, I mean TERRIBLE):   New email from the National Republican Senatorial Committee asks supporters where they want Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, immigration, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Party of Lincoln, ladies and laddies: As he rolled out the first official Republican Party congressional platform in years, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy fittingly invoked the revered father of the GOP: Abraham Lincoln. At the … Continue reading

Posted in K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, NeoCons, People Dumber than Dolphins, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 3 Comments

2022 Election: GOP Vows To Repeal The Inflation Reduction Act to, er, Fight Inflation

The Republicans have settled on a unique gambit to win the midterms (Axios, so all the weird formatting, emboldening, and enigmatic bullet usage is theirs): Some key House Republicans are calling for the repeal of Democrats’ newly-passed drug pricing measure … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

Confession?

I wonder who Matt Gaetz was thinking of? Gaetz: I get why it’s hard to keep cocaine from entering the country. People in the United States like using cocaine… pic.twitter.com/YcMLNIlL1o — Acyn (@Acyn) September 21, 2022 Could it be…

Posted in Junior Mints, Just Say No, Matt Gaetz | 5 Comments

The Quotable Mike Pence

A man so wooden that he makes termites salivate, Mike Pence took time off from singing Judy Garland’s Greatest Hits at the piano bar at the SF Eagle to make a pronouncement about Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s proposed 15-Week National Abortion Ban: … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, sexism, War on Women | 3 Comments

Surprise! Senatorette Lindsey Graham is At Your Cervix, Ladies

This came in last night, so the tomorrow is actually today: News: @LindseyGrahamSC will introduce a national abortion ban in the Senate tomorrow. Unless something really unexpected has happened, this will be a 15-week ban. Very interesting that it’s being … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, sexism, War on Women | 11 Comments