Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Schrödinger’s Senator Rand Paul Speaks!

Posted on January 16, 2020 by

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 7 Comments

Who Killed The Press Coverage: #MoscowMitch, In The Senate, With a Rule

Posted on January 15, 2020 by

I know I often talk about the death of the media, but sometimes it is also the murder of the media, and this time amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch’s fingerprints are all over it, and he didn’t even try to hide it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Death of the Media | 8 Comments

Putin’s Man in DC, Redoux

Posted on January 15, 2020 by

Nancy Pelosi —speaking at a closed-door meeting of her caucus — reportedly tore amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch a new hole, charging that he’s acting like a rogue leader. (Fact check: TRUE!) Unnamed sources later told CNN that Pelosi then “mused that sometimes she … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Pooty-Poot Putin | 2 Comments

please, Please, PLEASE Let This Happen!

Posted on January 14, 2020 by

Giuliani has lobbied to join White House impeachment defense Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, whose dealings with Ukraine are a key facet of the impeachment case, has been lobbying the President to join his legal team on the Senate … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Rudy Giuliani | 3 Comments

#MoscowMitch Makes His Move!

Posted on January 8, 2020 by

Amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell has announced that he has all the GOP Senators lined up and that the rules he wants will be the rules we get. “We have the votes once the impeachment trial has begun to pass a … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

The Vestigial Spine of Willard Is Greatly Exaggerated

Posted on January 7, 2020 by

It’s amazing he has not transmogrified into a jellyfish: Sen. Mitt Romney (Utah) was most forthright about wanting to hear from Bolton [in subpoena’ed testimony before the Senate], but he stopped short of committing to vote to subpoena him. So … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Willard | 4 Comments

Not Today, Satan

Posted on January 7, 2020 by

Secretary of State Michael R. Pompeo has told Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that he will not run for an open Senate seat from Kansas this fall. “I’ll be busy urging Cadet Bone Spurs to bring-on the End of Days,” … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike Pompeo, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

As Was Foretold in Prophecy (or at least on MPS)

Posted on December 31, 2019 by

Pay-up, bitchez! Now that Sen. Lisa Murkowski has expressed being disturbed by amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch coordinating the impeachment trial with The Russian Usurper,  it was only a matter of time for Susan Collins to become concerned: “Maine Senator Susan Collins … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Susan Collins | 6 Comments

I Might Watch Star Wars Now

Posted on December 23, 2019 by
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#MoscowMitch Admits Pelosi Won Round 1!

Posted on December 23, 2019 by

On Petunia and Pals this morning via Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie, and hell yeah, the emphasis is mine: MCCONNELL was asked if he had spoken to Schumer: “Yeah, before we left town. Look, we’re at … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, ITMFA, Nancy Pelosi | 3 Comments