Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Floriduh Man

No comment: “I’m a canceled man in some corners of the Internet. I might be a wanted man by the deep state. But I am a Florida man, and it is good to be home.” –noted youth booster and Prom … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 9 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

CNN woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and decided today is the day to grab the bullshit by the tail and face the situation: Fact-checking Sen. Ron Johnson’s anti-vaccine misinformation (CNN)Under the guise of “just asking the questions,” Republican Sen. Ron … Continue reading

Posted in Lying Liars Who Lie, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Vaccine | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Well, they found the dead girl, have they looked for the live boy? — The "the girl in my bathtub" section of my campaign website for district attorney is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the "the girl … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Pennsylvania, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

History Repeats Itself, Again

Cue-up the Céline Dion: “Can we move forward without President Trump? The answer is no.” —Senatorette Lindsey Graham We’ve maintained that there is no such thing as Trumpism, it is all Republicanism (in the 2016 Goat Rodeo he got more … Continue reading

Posted in NeoCons, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Never Forget, #MoscowMitch Hates America

Amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch doesn’t hide his hatred of democracy and America very well: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) deflects when asked twice about concerns regarding Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) leadership position and election doubts in Republican Party: “100% of … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, snark | 18 Comments

The Stupid, It BURNNNNNS!

The Big Bite Cover-up! (No link for obvious reasons) Judicial Watch Files Lawsuit against Secret Service for Records of Biden White House Dogs after Biting Incidents   WHAT DID THEY KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT?!!1! Wingnuttia is gonna … Continue reading

Posted in dogs, People Dumber than Dolphins, Wingnuttia | 15 Comments

The GOP Civil War Just Got Hotter

I’m not sure what TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, self-identified gay basher and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is getting at here… Frank Luntz & Kevin McCarthy. Not only are they friends. They are roommates. — Tucker … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Frank Luntz, Homophobia, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Tucker Carlson | 2 Comments

News From Floriduh

.@newtgingrich and I are looking forward to being residents of the great state of Florida! ☀️ — Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) April 30, 2021 Look-out, Floriduh, you’ve been warned! Q: Does Floriduh have an Amber Alert?

Posted in Newticles | 23 Comments

Coming To A Town Near You: Gaetz and Greene’s Bobbing For RINOs World Tour!

This is the oddest coupling of the year (so far): Gaetz, Greene plan national tour to call out RINOs Matt Gaetz is going on tour. With Marjorie Taylor Greene. Rocked by a steady stream of leaks about a federal investigation … Continue reading

Posted in children, Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Q-spiracy | 10 Comments

Bad Chyrons, Cont.

Scissorhead Jimmy-T is alerting us to the secret agenda that the GQP says we are, uh, secretly agitating for: wtf even are some of these??????? — Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) April 28, 2021 Why didn’t Soros tell me about the … Continue reading

Posted in Joni Ernst, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments