Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Pop Quiz!

Karma Punched A Nazi We note a disturbance in the Farce: Milo Yippiyappipapaya has an unsurmountable debt ($2M Ameros since his pimp, er, the Mercers cut him off and want their money back!) and no means left to grift himself … Continue reading

Posted in Milo Yappingpapaya, Nazis, Pop Quiz!, snark, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

‘It’s Dead, Jim’

The NYTimes: “With a brutal finality, the extent of the Republicans’ collapse in the House came into focus last week as more races slipped away from them and their losses neared 40 seats. “Yet nearly a month after the election, … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, NeoCons, snark, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Both Sides Don’t

As long as we are talking about Both Siderism, this WaPo article almost destroys the Fourth Reich’s absurd claim that the Left is to blame for the violence that the Right commits (“You made me hit you!, as the wife-beater … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Hair Führer Donald Trump, WaPo, Wingnuttia | 11 Comments

Why Are All The Dogs Barking, Cindy?

I know it’s Mississippi, but posing for pictures wearing a CSA cap and carrying a CSA rifle while at the home/library/museum of traitor and noted slave-economy enthusiast Jefferson Davis seems like an odd thing for a candidate (or would-be candidate: … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Mississippi, racism, Terrible Human Beings, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

‘That’s Senator Batboy to You!’

The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, Chimpy's Crime Family, Crazeee States, Florida, Jeb Bush, snark | 5 Comments

Condolances to Gym Jordan

Jordan did not win his match against CA Rep. Kevin McCarthy to become the GOP Minority Leader (self-cancelling phrase if ever there was one!), so to the showers with you, Gym! A rumor yesterday was that Prznint Stupid said that … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gym Jordan, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

Almost Lifelike

The Stench and Gilligan, reunited at last: An old friend dropped by to ask for directions to his new office. — Paul Ryan (@SpeakerRyan) November 14, 2018 You know at least one of ’em was thinking, “No homo!” — … Continue reading

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, snark, Willard, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “Ladies and germs, give it up for the comedy stylings of…” long pause to look at the playbill, “The Deplorables Tour: We’re Funny Because We’re Right” — starring sitcom writer Michael Loftus (featured on Petunia and … Continue reading

Posted in Wingnuttia | 14 Comments

Today in Conspiracy Theories!

As a caravan of Central American immigrants heads toward the United States (and not coincidentally the midterm election heading up, too/alo), Hair Füror has threatened to send troops to close the southern U.S. border which will effectively scrap the newly … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

McConnell: Eat the Poor

They say that there are few things in life as certain as Death and Taxes. And I’ll add to that to include that Republicans will blame poor people for deficits. So it comes to pass that after passing the Billions … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, tax reform, Taxes, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments