Category Archives: Wingnuttia

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The sentient wine box has a hot take: https://t.co/GYaZWaafXn — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) August 1, 2021 …and I was being charitable about the sentient part. Anyway, it’s just more proof (as if we need it) that … Continue reading

Posted in masks, NeoCons, Pandemics, The New Confederacy, Vaccine, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments

Floriduh Goes For The Gold

Ah, Floriduh, home of the newly wed and the nearly dead, is setting new records: Florida records most new daily COVID cases in state since pandemic began Florida reported 21,683 new COVID-19 cases — the most in the state in … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. Ron Johnson, who is truly the Louis Gohmert of the worlds greatest debate club, wants us to know that he would support a vaccine mandate for an “incredibly deadly disease,” but said he would not support … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan Performs ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’ B-B-B-B-Baby

If you want to see a man jump out of his skin when asked a predictable question from a journalist, look no further than Gym Jordan when asked if his call with Hair Füror on January 6 was during the … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

The Comedic Stylings of Dinesh D’Souza

The Stupid Coup, part infinity D’vorce D’spousa —documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper— has sumpin’ to say to us: Pro … Continue reading

Posted in 2-drink minimum, D’vorce D’spousa, Terrible Human Beings, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Sorry, too much Sinema is probably not good for any of us, but she made someone happy today: MCONNELL says of Sinema's statement: "I was certainly pleased. She is very courageous" https://t.co/c2FeDo94sA — Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) | 5 Comments

About Yesterday…

Yesterday, four Capitol and Metropolitan Police Department officers recounted their experience fighting off the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol during the first hearing of the House committee investigating the attack. You probably already know what they said, so … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

From the Legal Mind of Senatorette Lindsey Graham

Senatorette Lindsey Graham (R- Stars and Garters) suggests that the answer to gun violence is [checks notes] vigilanteism: Lindsey Graham on street crime in San Francisco: "If you do this crap in South Carolina, you'll be lucky if you go … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, snark | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News And now, we have numbers: AP-NORC poll: Most unvaccinated Americans don’t want shots Most Americans who haven’t been vaccinated against COVID-19 say they are unlikely to get the shots and doubt they would work against the aggressive … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, NeoCons, Pandemics, The New Confederacy, Vaccine, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

Gaetz & Greene Roadshow’s Boffo Box Office

The juggernaught (heh) of Gaetz & Greene is working its predictable magic as the (ALLEGED!) Pedo and (CONFIRMED) nut job have taken their act on the road (emphasis mine) and have lost their shirt/pants: “Since Gaetz and Greene kicked off their … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz | 5 Comments