Category Archives: Wingnuttia

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 8, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs White Supremacist Rep. Steve King (R-IA) is Todd Starnes’ guest on his good-time Grifting Gospel Hour, and boy-howdy, the KKKlan is gonna love this seven minutes of nut-filled, candy-coated racism: So besides claiming that most Dreamers … Continue reading →

Posted in Steve 'Cantaloup Calves' King, The New Confederacy, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

And It’s Santorum Coming ‘Round The Bend (ewwww, gross!)

Posted on September 8, 2017 by

Sweet Jeebus, our Claim Chowder yesterday that Zombie-eyed Granny Starver Paul Ryan is soon to join the Boehner Pro-Am Tour seems to have caught on: Gingrich or Santorum as speaker? House conservatives plot mischief for the fall Several influential House … Continue reading →

Posted in Newticles, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

(UPDATED) Local Contortionist In Difficult Position

Posted on September 6, 2017 by

I’m shocked, shocked I say to learn that the Republicans are fighting against raising the debt ceiling, even if it includes Hurricane Harvey relief for Texas: The party’s right flank quickly panned the package as irresponsible on Tuesday, noting the … Continue reading →

Posted in Rand 'Schrödinger's Candidate' Paul | 4 Comments

Running Faster Than The Bear, Cont.

Posted on August 24, 2017 by

Hey guys, remember the post yesterday in which we postulated that Trump doesn’t have to outrun the bear, he just needs to be faster than the other guy? (Actually, he only needs to be more popular than the things he … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, David Duke, League of the South, Nazis, Richard Spencer, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

The Morning Quote

Posted on August 11, 2017 by

‘The mistreatment of conservatives and libertarians by tech monopolies is a civil rights issue.” The mistreatment of conservatives and libertarians by tech monopolies is a civil rights issue. #googlememo — Dana Rohrabacher (@DanaRohrabacher) August 10, 2017

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Love Is A Many Splendored Thing, part infinity

Posted on August 9, 2017 by

We all wonder how Sean spends his lonely hours (ew, gross!) pining away for his One True Love. So when Preznint Stupid started his thermonuclear war threats with North Korea we wondered how Insannity was going to deal with (yet … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, Love is a many splendored thing, media, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 1, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s check in with our old pal D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist. Last we heard from him he was trying to cash in the … Continue reading →

Posted in D’vorce D’spousa, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

Comrade Preznint Stupid Gets No Respect

Posted on August 1, 2017 by

(Apologies to Rodney Dangerfield) This story in Tiger Beat jumped off the page: Senate Republicans have no plans to revive their party-line attempts to repeal Obamacare this summer, despite President Donald Trump’s increasing frustration over the chamber’s failed attempts last … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 1 Comment

UPDATED: ‘I See… Stupid People’

Posted on July 24, 2017 by

Axios tells us… President Trump is so unhappy with Attorney General Jeff Sessions that he has raised the possibility of bringing back Rudolph Giuliani to head the Justice Department, according to West Wing confidants… Giuliani would have a tough time … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Rudy Giuliani | 4 Comments

It’s amazing to me…

Posted on July 18, 2017 by

…that he doesn’t just burst into flames as he lies to the American people. That takes some brass.

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Healthcare Reform, Healthcare Repeal, snark, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments