Category Archives: Wingnuttia

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 15, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Notable agent provocateur Brenden Dilley (R-Vanilla ISIS) announces that he’s running in a future Goat Rodeo, because: why the hell not: Jeebus, take the wheel.

Posted in Brenden Dilley, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

GOP Releases Witness List!

Posted on November 9, 2019 by

Just as I was hitting publish on the Bolton post, the rudderless Republicans released their wish list of witnesses to call: Hunter Biden, former board member of Burisma Holdings Devon Archer, former board member of Burisma Holdings Alexandra Chalupa, former … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Devin Nunes, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 17 Comments

Rudderless Republicans Try Wrestling

Posted on November 9, 2019 by

Republicans announced that coatless Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Locker Room) will temporarily join the intelligence committee for the impeachment hearings, replacing Rick Crawford. Gym Jordan isn’t exactly known as a quick-thinking devil who will brilliantly cross examine anyone, but as a … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gym Jordan, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Sen. Graham: “T’morrow’s anothah day”

Posted on November 7, 2019 by

Shorter Senatorette Lindsey Graham: Fiddle-dee-dee! Reporter: “Do you plan on reading these transcripts that were released?”⁰ Graham: “No.” — Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) November 5, 2019 Fiddle-dee-dee, is actually longer. We regret the error. It is a little known fact in … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

About Last Night…

Posted on November 6, 2019 by

The dust is still clearing, but the news is generally good for the good guys, and generally bad for the bad guys. Team Blue won total control of Virginia (the capitol of the Confederacy), took down the theocrat running Kentucky … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

Schrödinger’s Senator Urges Crime

Posted on November 5, 2019 by

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Kentucky, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 4 Comments

So What’s Next?

Posted on November 1, 2019 by

ITMFA Let’s recap: All House Republicans are now on record voting against the public hearings they dramatically demanded. Consistency is NOT their brand! (Oh, and the media cannot spin the usual Dems in Disarray headlines since it was all but a … Continue reading →

Posted in Death of the Media, dim-o-crats, ITMFA, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

The Saturday Quote

Posted on October 26, 2019 by

“SAD! LOSER!,” a voice shrieked from deep within a padded room… “‘The best personnel decision [Trump] made was not choosing me [to be Secretary of State],’ Mr. Romney said. ‘I would not have lasted as long as Rex Tillerson,’ he … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Willard | 5 Comments

Another Win for the Dems!

Posted on October 26, 2019 by

So much for Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s argument that the House needs to have a resolution before it can start an impeachment inquiry: A U.S. judge on Friday validated the legality of the Democratic-led impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump and … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

Gone With The Wind, Starring Lindsey Graham

Posted on October 25, 2019 by

[Scene: Senatorette Lindsey Graham, in silhouette, shakes fist and screams to the heavens…] Anyway, Lindsey Graham introduced a resolution yesterday that condemns House Democrats’ impeachment investigation: Senate Republicans introduced a resolution on Thursday condemning the impeachment inquiry against President Trump … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments