Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Willard Works His Magic

Posted on April 22, 2018 by

My Favorite Mormon (cue up the opening theme song in your mind) and PETA’s most-wanted list-dweller, Willard ‘The Stench” Romney did not secure the Republican Senate nomination in Utah last night (he came in second) and will now have to compete for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Willard | 10 Comments

And Now We Know

Posted on April 20, 2018 by

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough! This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long pic.twitter.com/hNwXN8tUcm — vegetarian librarian (@celesteleighb) April 12, 2018 So now … Continue reading →

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, snark, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Local Ambulance Chaser Chases National Train Wreck

Posted on April 20, 2018 by

Legal genius Rudy Giuliani is joining the legal team of stable genius Comrade Stupid because, well, in his own words (emphasis mine): “‘I’m going to join the legal team to try to bring this to a resolution,’ Giuliani told The Post. … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Rudy Giuliani | 10 Comments

Amply Be-Chinned Mitch McConnell Designs Kobayashi Maru Test

Posted on April 19, 2018 by

The much-dismissed and beleaguered Congressional Budget Office (Motto: “Republicans punch us, mock us, and pay no attention to us”) released a report warning of the economic doom we can expect thanks to the Billions for Billionaires tax bill, and actual, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 18, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, asks Prznint Stupid to pardon D’Vorce D’Spousa: Pardon Me, President Trump, But … Continue reading →

Posted in D’vorce D’spousa | 7 Comments

Bad News For Noot and Calista

Posted on April 18, 2018 by

I guess that Newticles and Hoover, er, Cali have to cross Uganda off their vacay list:

Posted in Newticles, Sex fiends, snark | 2 Comments

Michael Cohen’s Mic Check

Posted on April 13, 2018 by

After having said that Comey’s book is but an appetizer, I think this story about Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer is the entree: “President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen sometimes taped conversations with associates, according to three people familiar with … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Boehner is Baked

Posted on April 11, 2018 by

It’s funnit, innit, how money can help to evolve a Republican’s thinking? I’m joining the board of #AcreageHoldings because my thinking on cannabis has evolved. I’m convinced de-scheduling the drug is needed so we can do research, help our veterans, … Continue reading →

Posted in Weepy | 13 Comments

Lindsey Graham is Tough on Faceberg?

Posted on April 11, 2018 by

Zuck and Cover Betteridge’s Law of Headlines is in effect: GRAHAM: You’d embrace regulation? ZUCKERBERG: The question is, as the internet becomes more important in people’s lives, what is the right regulation, not whether there should be or not. GRAHAM: … Continue reading →

Posted in Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

GOP Messaging

Posted on April 8, 2018 by

I guess Wingnuttia realized that their Billions for Billionaires tax cuts are not the secret sauce to win Possum Hollar after all. NYTimes: “As Republican leaders scramble to stave off a Democratic wave or at least mitigate their party’s losses … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Get Out The Vote, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, The Resistance, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments