Category Archives: Wingnuttia

The Spy Who Loved Pee*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac   Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us… A federal grand jury indicted Mariia Butina on Tuesday on charges of conspiracy and acting as a foreign agent, adding a new charge against the Russian national, who was arrested over the … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ammosexuals, Bobby Jindal, Boy Exorcist (Stupid Party—LA), Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, NRA, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!), Scott 'Hot Ham' Walker (R-Koch Industries), wayne lapierre | 15 Comments

The Principles of Rand Paul Are Multi-Dimensional, Too

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, supreme court | 3 Comments

Alleged White Supremacist Comes To Aid of Alleged Sex-Abuse Enabler

Rep. Steve Scalise, who is noted for speaking to White Supremacist groups, is coming to the aid of Rep. Gym Jordan, who is noted for (ALLEGEDLY) looking the other way as his athletes were sexually abused by their team doctor. … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Sex fiends, Steve Scalise, The New Confederacy | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s be clear. At this point in our history, a vote for a Democrat is a vote to support pedophilia & child sex trafficking. We know what’s in your closet Big Reiner! Now comes the pain. … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Conspiracy Theories, Gym Jordan, Liz Crokin | 9 Comments

Jordan’s OSU Wrestling Program Was ‘A Peep Show’

  (Apologies to Siouxi Sue and the Banshees.) We now have 6 former athletes who are confirming that Gym Jordan had to know about all the peeping going on, or in fact did know because they told him: A half-dozen … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Gym Jordan, Sex fiends | 5 Comments

Former-Future Speaker of the House Victim of Deep State

Vox: Rep. Jim Jordan, one of the most powerful conservatives in the House, has been accused by at least five men of turning a blind eye to the sexual abuse of possibly more than 1,000 athletes and students, when he … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theories, Gym Jordan | 3 Comments

D’Vorce D’Spousa Goes Off The Plantation

D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper— has earned an unusual headline in Newsweek: DINESH D’SOUZA, FILMMAKER PARDONED BY TRUMP, … Continue reading

Posted in D’vorce D’spousa, Nazis, Talentless Hacks, The New Confederacy | 9 Comments

The Spidey-Senses of Sen. Susan Collins

Sen. Susan Collins shows us once again that she is an independent, principled GOPer. Haha, I jest! Collins said that when she met with the president to discuss the need to fill the seat of Kennedy, who announced his retirement … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, supreme court, Susan Collins | 4 Comments

Bad Tattoo Week Continues! (Day 4)

…and they were never laid again Anyway, I’m not convinced that this next one is real, but I’m going to suggest that we chip in and get it for amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell: It will really make a Kodak moment … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Never Laid Again | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: “I can’t wait for the vigilante squads to start gunning journalists down on sight,” the right-wing nationalist told Observer over text message, in response to a longer feature in development about an Upper … Continue reading

Posted in Milo Yappingpapaya | 6 Comments