Category Archives: Wingnuttia

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “Ladies and germs, give it up for the comedy stylings of…” long pause to look at the playbill, “The Deplorables Tour: We’re Funny Because We’re Right” — starring sitcom writer Michael Loftus (featured on Petunia and … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories!

As a caravan of Central American immigrants heads toward the United States (and not coincidentally the midterm election heading up, too/alo), Hair Füror has threatened to send troops to close the southern U.S. border which will effectively scrap the newly … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

McConnell: Eat the Poor

They say that there are few things in life as certain as Death and Taxes. And I’ll add to that to include that Republicans will blame poor people for deficits. So it comes to pass that after passing the Billions … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, tax reform, Taxes, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Nikki Haley, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 16 Comments

Justice #Gangbang Has The Votes

Axios tells us that Susan Collins announced on the Senate floor that she will vote “yes” to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, the Mayor of Keg City, to the Supreme Court. Shorter Susan Collins: “I have decided that Roe v. Wade should be … Continue reading

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Ben Sasse Starring in ‘Much Ado ‘Bout Nuttin’

Ben Sasse, the Nebraska senator took his ham-fisted Hamlet schtick to the floor of the senate, alas! clutches poor Yorick’s skull and said to no one there (not even the chair, because he did it in the dead of night … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Sassee, Brett Kavanaugh, supreme court, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Product Placement

“There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.” – Aeschylus I love you forever – I miss you so very much today. — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) October 4, 2018 SoyBlo thanks you for … Continue reading

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One Down…

Sen. Susan Collins says that this travesty of an investigation was thorough, you know, for one that did not interview either primary sources (the victim or the accuser), which means that the FBI isn’t investigating the obvious perjury of Caveman … Continue reading

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Sen. Graham is a Disgrace

Politico: “Sen. Lindsey Graham said Sunday the testimony of Brett Kavanaugh’s accuser won’t change his mind, no matter what she says. ‘You can’t bring it in a criminal court, you would never sue civilly, you couldn’t even get a warrant,’ … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Kavanaugh, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, sexism, supreme court, War on Women | 13 Comments

We’re Not As Think As They Dumb We Are

As Chimpy McStagger once famously said: “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, tax reform, Taxes, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments