Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Willard Works His Magic

My Favorite Mormon (cue up the opening theme song in your mind) and PETA’s most-wanted list-dweller, Willard ‘The Stench” Romney did not secure the Republican Senate nomination in Utah last night (he came in second) and will now have to compete for … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Willard | 10 Comments

And Now We Know

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough! This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long pic.twitter.com/hNwXN8tUcm — vegetarian librarian (@celesteleighb) April 12, 2018 So now … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, snark, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Local Ambulance Chaser Chases National Train Wreck

Legal genius Rudy Giuliani is joining the legal team of stable genius Comrade Stupid because, well, in his own words (emphasis mine): “‘I’m going to join the legal team to try to bring this to a resolution,’ Giuliani told The Post. … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Rudy Giuliani | 10 Comments

Amply Be-Chinned Mitch McConnell Designs Kobayashi Maru Test

The much-dismissed and beleaguered Congressional Budget Office (Motto: “Republicans punch us, mock us, and pay no attention to us”) released a report warning of the economic doom we can expect thanks to the Billions for Billionaires tax bill, and actual, … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, asks Prznint Stupid to pardon D’Vorce D’Spousa: Pardon Me, President Trump, But … Continue reading

Posted in D’vorce D’spousa | 7 Comments

Bad News For Noot and Calista

I guess that Newticles and Hoover, er, Cali have to cross Uganda off their vacay list:

Posted in Newticles, Sex fiends, snark | 2 Comments

Michael Cohen’s Mic Check

After having said that Comey’s book is but an appetizer, I think this story about Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer is the entree: “President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen sometimes taped conversations with associates, according to three people familiar with … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Boehner is Baked

It’s funnit, innit, how money can help to evolve a Republican’s thinking? I’m joining the board of #AcreageHoldings because my thinking on cannabis has evolved. I’m convinced de-scheduling the drug is needed so we can do research, help our veterans, … Continue reading

Posted in Weepy | 13 Comments

Lindsey Graham is Tough on Faceberg?

Zuck and Cover Betteridge’s Law of Headlines is in effect: GRAHAM: You’d embrace regulation? ZUCKERBERG: The question is, as the internet becomes more important in people’s lives, what is the right regulation, not whether there should be or not. GRAHAM: … Continue reading

Posted in Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 6 Comments

GOP Messaging

I guess Wingnuttia realized that their Billions for Billionaires tax cuts are not the secret sauce to win Possum Hollar after all. NYTimes: “As Republican leaders scramble to stave off a Democratic wave or at least mitigate their party’s losses … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Get Out The Vote, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, The Resistance, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments