Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Schrödinger’s Senator Rand Paul Speaks!

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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Who Killed The Press Coverage: #MoscowMitch, In The Senate, With a Rule

I know I often talk about the death of the media, but sometimes it is also the murder of the media, and this time amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch’s fingerprints are all over it, and he didn’t even try to hide it. … Continue reading

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Putin’s Man in DC, Redoux

Nancy Pelosi —speaking at a closed-door meeting of her caucus — reportedly tore amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch a new hole, charging that he’s acting like a rogue leader. (Fact check: TRUE!) Unnamed sources later told CNN that Pelosi then “mused that sometimes she … Continue reading

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please, Please, PLEASE Let This Happen!

Giuliani has lobbied to join White House impeachment defense Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, whose dealings with Ukraine are a key facet of the impeachment case, has been lobbying the President to join his legal team on the Senate … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Rudy Giuliani | 3 Comments

#MoscowMitch Makes His Move!

Amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell has announced that he has all the GOP Senators lined up and that the rules he wants will be the rules we get. “We have the votes once the impeachment trial has begun to pass a … Continue reading

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The Vestigial Spine of Willard Is Greatly Exaggerated

It’s amazing he has not transmogrified into a jellyfish: Sen. Mitt Romney (Utah) was most forthright about wanting to hear from Bolton [in subpoena’ed testimony before the Senate], but he stopped short of committing to vote to subpoena him. So … Continue reading

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Not Today, Satan

Secretary of State Michael R. Pompeo has told Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that he will not run for an open Senate seat from Kansas this fall. “I’ll be busy urging Cadet Bone Spurs to bring-on the End of Days,” … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike Pompeo, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

As Was Foretold in Prophecy (or at least on MPS)

Pay-up, bitchez! Now that Sen. Lisa Murkowski has expressed being disturbed by amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch coordinating the impeachment trial with The Russian Usurper,  it was only a matter of time for Susan Collins to become concerned: “Maine Senator Susan Collins … Continue reading

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I Might Watch Star Wars Now

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#MoscowMitch Admits Pelosi Won Round 1!

On Petunia and Pals this morning via Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie, and hell yeah, the emphasis is mine: MCCONNELL was asked if he had spoken to Schumer: “Yeah, before we left town. Look, we’re at … Continue reading

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