Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Who Moved WI’s Cheese?

Er, I meant, who moved the WI Primary: In a reversal, Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers announced he wants to postpone his state’s Tuesday election. The Democrat called the state legislature into a special session on Saturday to take up legislation … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, voting, Wingnuttia, Wisconsin | 8 Comments

Newticles Speaks!

Staff-banging serial adulterer Noot Gingrich opines on the greatness of Lord Damp Nut: Newt Gingrich says Trump is a "historic figure" and once he "defeats the virus, pivots and relaunches the economy, people will realize how important it was that … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch Knows Who To Blame!

Shorter Amply be-chinned @MoscowMitch: The Democrats are to blame for the pandemic. Longer Version: In an interview with radio host Hugh Hewitt, McConnell said that the crisis “came up while we were tied down in the impeachment trial. And I … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 11 Comments

We’re All Socialists Now

Despite Lindsey Graham’s hysteria and pearl clutching, the relief bill passed last night. I guess the Senatorette didn’t want to explain to Possum Hollar why he didn’t want them to get FREE MONEY? Anyway, it passed without any Nay votes. … Continue reading

Posted in Ayn Rand's Grave, Feast of Saint Ronnie, Pandemics, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

From the Legal Mind Of Senatorette Graham

You guys, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham is concerned: In a statement, Sens. Tim Scott, R-S.C., Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., and Ben Sasse, R-Neb., said that the bill could provide a “strong incentive for employees to be laid off instead of going … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 10 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Strikes Again!

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 22 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs When historians write the history of this era, the craven cowardice of the Republicans will be featured, but this story will stand out amongst all the other slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune: Secret Recording Exposes … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Pandemics, Sen. Richard Burr, Wingnuttia | 18 Comments

#MoscowMitch Has Plans

We should add a new job responsibility to Amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell resume: Takka Crappa Rush Chairman. Instead of passing legislation (there are 400+ bills on his graveyard desk from the House that he has not acted on)— #MoscowMitch is … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Appropriately named, blue-check marked Jeremy Boreing, who modestly tells us that he is “The Daily Co-Founder, COO, and god-king of @realDailyWire, host of Backstage, Exec. Producer of the Ben Shapiro, Andrew Klavan and Michael Knowles shows,” … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

#MoscowMitch Will Take His Sweet Time

Enemy of the people, amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch’s Senate is at the top of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie, because: d’uh: THE THINKING among Republican and Democratic senators we’ve spoken to over the weekend is that the … Continue reading

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