Category Archives: Wingnuttia

Biden: ‘This ain’t your father’s Republican Party’

President Handsome Joe Biden had a revelation, according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie): The fever didn’t break. And for the Biden White House, efforts at bipartisanship have finally taken a backseat. To the frustration of many Democrats … Continue reading

Posted in President Handsome Joe Biden, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Republicans Have No Shame

Yes, those would be the same Republicans who voted to let Hair Füror off the hook for shaking-down President Zelensky. And yes, the Republicans are holding up aide for $40B to Ukraine.

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Ukraine War, Wingnuttia | 15 Comments

GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Family Values, Greg Abbott, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

When Good Messaging Gets Stolen

I’ll give Rick Wilson credit: this is a great bit of snark: FFS. This is another example of Democrats playing chess and Republicans eating the pieces. We’ve been telling Democrats this since 2020. https://t.co/aM1CLYNsEz — Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 13, … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, dim-o-crats, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. Rand Paul, whose preferred pronouns are “Me” and “Mine,” today blocked aid to Ukraine because, uh, reasons? Senator Rand Paul blocked the Senate’s attempt to pass a $40bn aid package to Ukraine despite the fact leaders … Continue reading

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 7 Comments

BREAKING: K-Mac Gets Subpoena’ed

We are totally in uncharted territory, but it feels good? The Jan. 6 select committee has subpoenaed five Republican congressmen, including Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Jim Jordan… In addition to McCarthy and Jordan, the panel sent summons to … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Another Eff’ed Film From D’Vorce D’Spousa

Guys, did you know that D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned by Hair Füror), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper has a new movie out? … Continue reading

Posted in D’vorce D’spousa, Pop Culture, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

RoJo Tells Women To Take A Road Trip To Illinois, No Big Deal

Sen. Ron Johnson, says that getting rid of Roe is a small inconvenience: Sen. Ron Johnson (R., Wis.), who is up for re-election, said he expected abortion would be a nonissue in his campaign. He said he isn’t sure that … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, RoJo, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women, Wisconsin | 9 Comments

One Lump of Stupid, or Two Susan Collins

The barbarians are at the gate or at least the parking strip and wielding pastel pink chalk and the dirty filthy hippies used filthy dirty language like (Be prepared for a shock gentle readers), “please” — This is the “public … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Susan Collins, War on Women | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Susan Collins?

Susan Collins is very concerned: Of course Susan Collins called the cops because she felt threatened by someone writing “Susie, please, Mainers want WHPA —–> vote yes, clean up your mess” in chalk on a public sidewalk outside of her … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Susan Collins, War on Women | 4 Comments