Category Archives: Wingnuttia

That’s Gonna Leave a Mark

Another live mic moment: That was Rep. Dave Trott planning to reframe his disasterous Town Hall meeting. Yup, he said he would call them un-American for booing vets when they boo’ed him. Why yes, he is a Republican millionaire.

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Your Sunday Morning Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Texas Style

“It’s obvious to me that if we continue this, no member of Congress will want to meet with people.” Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), the chair of the House Rules Committee, doesn’t do politics very well.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Steve ‘Cantaloupe Calves’ King?

“My colleagues have generally been coming by and patting me on the back. And a surprising number have said that they pray for me. And, meaning they support me and they agree with me, a surprising number.” Rep. King (R- … Continue reading

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee, Steve King?

Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can’t restore our civilization with somebody else’s babies. — Steve King (@SteveKingIA) March 12, 2017 Oh, he didn’t say that, did he? When you say ‘We Can’t Restore Our … Continue reading

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Rep. Shimkus Is At Your Cervix, Ladies!

Think Progress: “What mandate in the Obamacare bill does he take issue with?” [Rep. Michael Doyle (D-PA)] asked. “Certainly not with pre-existing conditions, or caps on benefits or letting your child stay on the policy until 26, so I’m curious what … Continue reading

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Proving The Point…

…that Republicans are shallow thinkers: Obamacare vs. Obamacare replacement beside the briefing room podium — Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) March 7, 2017

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Another Bright Idea From Rand Paul

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as RAND PAUL, the man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in THE 2016 GOAT RODEO and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Peter King

Rep. Peter King really doesn’t get the whole democracy thing: So I’m assuming that they’re all legitimate, but to me it just does not serve a purpose. It really diminishes democracy if you’re gonna show up to a meeting to just … Continue reading

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And Now, Another Musical Interlude

Hello town halls, my old friend. — Independent Journal (@TheIJR) February 22, 2017 That is world-class snark.

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The Morning Face-Palm

Think Before You Speak, cont. American Conservative Union Chairman Matt Schlapp tries to justify inviting Breitbart’s Yutes of Tommorow enthusiast Milo Yappingpapya to address CPAC: “The fact is that [Milo has] got a voice that a lot of young people … Continue reading

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