Category Archives: Black Lives Matter

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, our old Pal Bill Mitchell is rested, relaxed, and rarin’ to go! Bill Mitchell suggests that Capitol Police officers are being killed before they can turn state's evidence that antifa and BLM carried out the Jan. … Continue reading

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Report: Tough Guy Is A Whiny Snowflake

Brave, brave Hair Füror —who panicked and went to the White House Bunker during the George Floyd murder protests last summer— was furious that the story leaked and wanted the leaker(s) executed: Washington (CNN)Then-President Donald Trump told a number of his … Continue reading

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CRT in Action: 22.5 Years Is Not Nearly Enough for Chauvin

Derek Chauvin Sentenced To 22.5 Years For Murder Of George Floyd If their races were reversed, Chauvin would be in for life. As it is, they are counting his jail and trial time to be part of his sentence already … Continue reading

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Hey Missouri, Whaddup?

The decline of the GOP in a single image pic.twitter.com/JbwjzLFqsJ — Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) June 21, 2021 That’s a helluva campaign portrait right there, and yes, he’s probably the favorite to win: This guy being the front runner for a … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Missouri, racism, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Mark Meadows is no Nostradamus

You don’t have to be Nostradamus to know that TFG’s Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows is no Nostradamus: Mark Meadows reportedly predicted ‘nobody is going to care’ about George Floyd’s killing Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows reportedly … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, remember M. et Mme. McCloskey who got their porcine hands on some guns and dangerously pointed them at the Black Lives Matter peaceful protestors who were marching in front of their trash palace, and then … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice (2022 Pie Fight)

Mark McCloskey, the Possum Hollar, MO asshole attorney [redundant, I know] who waved an assault rifle (which I’ve read was evidence is a case he was litigating, and he now might be in trouble for evidence tampering!) at Black Lives Matter protesters … Continue reading

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Garbage

[Scissorheads, we have an exciting guest post from the ineffable Katie Schwartz! She’s the boss! — Tengrain] The other day, I threw out my garbage in the alley, sans phone and braless- it was a quick chore. I saw two … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, let’s meet J.J. Humphry! He’s a state senator from Oklahoma, who previously was most noted for trying to legislate Bigfoot Hunting Season. Anyway, it seems he has a new hobby: Oklahoma state lawmaker compares Black Lives … Continue reading

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