Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Meanwhile in Arizona…

White, Like Me You cannot make up racist merde like this: Arizona’s Republican-Run Election Audit Is Now Looking for Bamboo-Laced “China Ballots” On Wednesday, a member of the Arizona election audit team that has been heavily touted by former President … Continue reading

Posted in AAPI Racism, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, racism, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, let’s meet J.J. Humphry! He’s a state senator from Oklahoma, who previously was most noted for trying to legislate Bigfoot Hunting Season. Anyway, it seems he has a new hobby: Oklahoma state lawmaker compares Black Lives … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments

Floriduh Fixes Voting While Black Problem

Guys, Floriduh is fixing it’s non-existent voter fraud problem by making it harder for Black Floridians to vote: Florida Republicans pass election bill limiting access to vote “…The bill will create new restrictions by adding more ID and signature requirements … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Louisiana?

It’s too early for this much stupid: The low point of session undoubtedly came today when Rep. Ray Garofalo said Louisiana schools need to teach the good of slavery. #Lalege pic.twitter.com/OPbRq98ifx — Louisiana Democrats (@LaDemos) April 27, 2021 (Hat tip: … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Louisiana, People Dumber than Dolphins, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Ah, Texas!

In Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy), the Republican objective is not to win elections, it’s to make the other side lose: Texas Republicans Targeting Voting Access Find Their Bull’s-Eye: Cities “Two omnibus bills, including one that the [Texas] House … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Black Lives Matter, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, voting, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You’ll never guess who the lone Senator was who voted against the Asian Hate Crime Bill: The Senate passed with a wide bipartisan majority Thursday a bill denouncing discrimination against Asian communities in the United States, and … Continue reading

Posted in Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, racism, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Steve Scalise Explains Why DC Cannot Become a State

David Duke Without The Baggage Rep. Steve Scalise (CKK – LA) steps up to the Craps Table to throw the white dice to explain why majority Black Washington DC cannot become a state. Be prepared for a shock, Gentle Readers, it’s … Continue reading

Posted in racism, Steve Scalise, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Noted Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson’s cheese has slipped off his cracker, his place setting is missing a fork, his fireplace has no flue, whatever metaphor you want to use, he’s it. Dude has lost his melon over the Derek … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Oh, Floriduh!

Every mouth-breathing Coup Klux Klanner in Floriduh must have been left out in the sun too long: Florida ‘Anti-Rioting’ Law Will Make It Much Easier to Run Over Protesters With Cars As of Monday in Florida, a gathering of three … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Floriduh, racism, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

She Seems Nice

BLM has now proven itself to be the most powerful domestic terrorists organization in our country. After Maxine Waters threats could there have been any other verdict? — Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) April 20, 2021 DC is completely dead … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, racism, snark, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments