Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Kiddie Koncentration Kamps Returns

The 4th Reich has proposed a new regulation would allow immigration officials to indefinitely detain migrant families who cross the border illegally. The NYTimes: “The rule replaces a decades-old court agreement that mandates a level of care for migrant children … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hair Füror has successfully pressured Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to bar Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) and Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) from entering Israel. As The NYTimes put it, “Mr. Trump’s decision to recommend that another country … Continue reading

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Give Me Your White Masses Who Have Good Credit Scores

I don’t know why any of this still shocks me, but it does: Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read, "give me your tired and … Continue reading

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Unintended Consequences ARE Hair Füror’s Bread and Butter

The LATimes morning email thingie: “The Trump administration’s new policy — which could deny green cards to immigrants who use Medicaid, food stamps or some other kinds of public assistance — could have a serious chilling effect on California’s economy, … Continue reading

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Hair Füror Has (Immigrants Bake) His Cake and Eats It Too

I was stunned to read that Hair Füror, a man who employs a “roving crew of Latin American employees” to perform masonry and maintenance work at his winery and various golf clubs around the country, is now applying his tender … Continue reading

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Deplorables v.2.0

Axios morning email thingie is warning us that calling our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief a white supremacist will backfire: What’s new: Trump campaign officials and sources close to the president tell Axios that they believe Democrats’ extraordinary charge that the president is a … Continue reading

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Tucker: Gone Fishing

You guys, Minority Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson suddenly announced he was going on vacation right after announcing the upcoming civil war: “Facing mounting controversy for declaring the very real problem of white supremacy in America to be a “hoax,” Tucker … Continue reading

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Local Billionaire Spins For His Life

The WaPo reports that billionaire Stephen Ross will hold a YUGE fund-raiser for Prznint Stupid, and as usual everything that touches Trump gets tainted. Tiger Beat alerts us to some fall-out: “News that the billionaire and Republican donor Stephen Ross … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Unifies Country!

You guys, according to our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief, he is a Uniter, not a Divider-upper: “President Donald Trump on Wednesday dismissed critics who say his language about immigrants may be inspiring violence, saying they were trying to score political points and that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink — Ivanka Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Desperately seeking solace, the nation turned it’s weeping eyes to The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, who on Sunday tweeted these comforting words: As our nation mourns the senseless loss of life in El Paso, Texas and … Continue reading

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