Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our White-Supremacist-in-Chief cannot let it go and is ordering ESPN to apologize to him, bigly: ESPN is paying a really big price for its politics (and bad programming). People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. Apologize … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton tells us the REAL story of the Civil War: it was white guys fighting white guys to free the black guys, because white guys are the good guys in history and … Continue reading

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Goose-Stepper Doesn’t Understand Free Speech

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and noted Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson puts on his none-too-bright Beagle face and defends Gab, the white nationalists favorite social media platform: Let’s get some of those pesky fact outta the way … Continue reading

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The Diary of Ana Franco Coming Soon

Ladies and Germans, the AG of the United States Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is pleased to announce the pogrom: This is revolting, it’s un-American. UPDATE 1: Obama reacts: https://www.axios.com/obama-trumps-daca-decision-self-defeating-and-cruel-2481854551.html?stream=politics&utm_source=alert&utm_medium=email&utm_term=alerts_politicsObama: Trump’s DACA decision “self-defeating” and “cruel”

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The South Would Rise Again

Holy crap: Robert E. Lee has a 36/24 favorability with Americans, with 40% having no opinion of him either way. He’s at a 61/10 spread with Trump voters but just a 17/40 spread with Clinton voters. In a finding that … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Is Served!

Hey guys, remember last week when we postulated that once Hair Führer’s racist comments following the White Supremacist/KKK rally in Charlottesville trickled down, his popularity would skid into the 20% range? We were right: “In [WashPost/ABC News] poll, clear disapproval … Continue reading

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From the ‘Some of my best friends are black’ Files

Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s personal attorney tweets: As the son of a holocaust survivor, I have no tolerance for #racism. Just because I support @POTUS @realDonaldTrump doesn't make me a racist pic.twitter.com/lfIwdosreE — Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) August 16, 2017 … Continue reading

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But Not All Conservatives are Racists…

It is the considered position of the editorial board at Mock Paper Scissors (um, me?) that not all conservatives are racists, BUT if you are a racist you are probably a conservative. It’s part of set theory and would be … Continue reading

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The Long (White) Arm of the Law

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions’ Justice Department is finally getting off their mark and going to do some, um, justice stuff you guys! Report: Justice Dept. to probe affirmative action in college admissions Oh. Wait. The Trump administration plans to use … Continue reading

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The Church of Trump

Scissorhead Purplehead sends us this very important update: Craig Cobb Plans to Rebuild North Dakota Church, This Time Named After Trump Last week, a church he bought in Nome, North Dakota, to build a Creativity Movement chapel burned to the … Continue reading

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