Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hair Füror wasn’t the only member of The 4th Reich to embarass himself today: I would argue that the only war for Freedom that Americans have ever fought was the Civil war, and the conservatives of the … Continue reading

Posted in Black History Month, holidays, Memorial Day, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Whiter Shade of Pale: DeSantis

DeSantis: You know, I wasn't exactly a pale pastel. I've been bold colors. pic.twitter.com/4cMSDYC4JJ — Acyn (@Acyn) May 26, 2023 I have no idea what Cracker Orban is going on about. His Crayon box only has one color in it: … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Fascism, racism, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News He seems nice: Wisconsin's finest Glenn Grothman is on the House floor right now complaining that Biden isn't nominating enough straight "white guys" as judges pic.twitter.com/mdTmqiToxQ — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 25, 2023  

Posted in Homophobia, Nazis, racism, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

The speculation about why/who broke up Boebert’s marriage: a White Christian Nationalist preacher man! (Which, I might add,  it totally scans they’d be banging Bibles, if you know what I mean and I think you do.) This is false. And … Continue reading

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

Tourism Dollars To Flee Floriduh

The Sunshine State, home of Spring Break,  dream vacations, and white beaches… well, VERY WHITE BEACHES it turns out: ⁦@GovRonDeSantis⁩ continues to damage Florida’s national and international reputation. Days after losing billions in high paying jobs, DeSantis attack on freedom … Continue reading

Posted in Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Domestic Tuckerism, Floriduh, Homophobia, racism, Transphobia, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, BoBo?

I just cannot… “Still no surge” says CNN as they show a surge on their graphic. How stupid do they think the American people are? pic.twitter.com/lko1CJBIVA — Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) May 15, 2023  

Posted in immigration, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

DeSatan: I Support Extra-Judicial Killings

I suppose I should not be shocked that the #2 Banana Republican is giving his support to the dude who choked a homeless Black man on the NYC subway: We must defeat the Soros-Funded DAs, stop the Left's pro-criminal agenda, … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Domestic Tuckerism, racism, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

Clean-up on Aisle 3

When we last mentioned Tommy Tuberville (who is clearly giving RoJo a run for the title of Stupidest Man in the Senate), he said of White Nationalists in the military, “They call them that. I call them Americans.” …and his … Continue reading

Posted in racism, The New Confederacy, white nationalism, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Ted Cruz

This totally scans: That's a picture of @ManhattanDA Alvin Bragg…@TedCruz, do you think all black people look alike, or is it just the people working for you that do? Either way, can't wait for @ColinAllredTX to retire you in ‘24. … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, racism, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Deep In The Heartless of Texas

I’m shocked: After months of pleading for more gun control measures, a Democrat who represents Uvalde, Texas, where 19 children died in a mass shooting, was told by the Republican leader of the State Senate to stop bringing up gun … Continue reading

Posted in racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments