Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

He Seems Nice

I guess black women don’t count? “About a third of our population is African American; African Americans have a higher incidence of maternal mortality. So, if you correct our population for race, we’re [Louisiana] not as much of an outlier … Continue reading

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The Loud Dog Whistle

One of the hallmarks of our era is the way that being polite is more important than being accurate, and so is of interest to us that suddenly public figures are choosing accuracy. Gone are the days of My Friend … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Domestic Tuckerism, Fascism, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Thoughts and Prayers And Cancun Cruz

Ayatollah Ted Cruz had some thought to tweet following the tragedy Domestic Tuckerism in Buffalo: Amazing….At the Eagles concert tonight in Houston, is there any better song—ever—than Desperado? pic.twitter.com/qb6uvysR3k — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 15, 2022 Desperado? Jeebus, is there … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, racism, snark, White Punks on Dope | 17 Comments

Buffalo: It Was Domestic Tuckerism

I’m just going to say it: Tucker Carlson and Fox News inspired the Buffalo shooter with their repeated Great Replacement Theory nonsense. Here's Tucker Carlson literally laughing off the New York Times investigation of him relentlessly spouting white nationalist talking … Continue reading

Posted in Critical Race Theory, Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

In Pandemic News

As all the flags go to half-mast to grimly acknowledge One Million Dead Americans from the Trump-Virus, we’re eff’ed in the dark again: WASHINGTON (AP) — White House COVID-19 coordinator Dr. Ashish Jha issued a dire warning Thursday that the … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, racism, Vaccine, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Reminder: Always Punch The Nazis

They are already planning Phase 2: Brown Vs. Board of Education Peter Brimelow, a former National Review editor who now runs the racist website VDARE, celebrated the Roe news by posting on the alt social media site Gab: "Next stop … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, John Roberts, racism, Sam Alito — Trenton’s Torquemada, SCOTUS, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

Book: Cadet Bone Spurs Bravely Wanted Someone Else To Shoot Protesters

And speaking of Republicans wanting to shoot someone, Axios reports that Hair Füror was jonesing to get in on the killing George Floyd action: Former Defense Secretary Mark Esper charges in a memoir out May 10 that former President Trump … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Hair Führer Donald Trump, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Deep in the Heartless of Texas

¡JEB! Bush’s son, George ‘Pee’ Bush (the one with the anger issues, not the public sex fiend) is the Texas’ Land Commissioner, and so of course he is joining the Texas chorus claiming that an invasion is happening in Texas, … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Crime Family, Crazeee States, George Pee Bush, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Texas News That Will Drive Y’all To Drink, Bless Their Hearts

Happy Hour News Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy: Gov. Greg Abbott truck inspections turned up zero drugs, migrants but cost Texas $4.2 billion The costly policy, which experts estimate cost hundreds of millions of dollars over the course of … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Greg Abbott, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted in Newsmax, Our Failed Political Press, racism, White Punks on Dope | 16 Comments