Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 15, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our ol’ pal Coach Dave on a LIVE web show takes off the hood and tells us straight up: We’d be better off if the South had won the Civil War. Let’s listen! I love the … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 26, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our post tonight is a movie review, of sorts, from Barbwire, the blog-like thingie from Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night. … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 12, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Now that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has told us that he will not run for re-election, and that he’s confident that his district (R+5) will remain Republican, let’s meet the only Republican running (so far), who … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, racism, White Punks on Dope, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 4 Comments

Make A Run for the Border

Posted on April 4, 2018 by

NYTimes: “The White House said Tuesday night that President Trump planned to deploy the National Guard to the southern border to confront what it called a growing threat of illegal immigrants, drugs and crime from Central America after the president … Continue reading →

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The Afternoon Quote

Posted on April 3, 2018 by

“We are going to be guarding our border with our military. That’s a big step … We cannot have people flowing into our country illegally, disappearing and, by the way, never showing up for court.” –Hair Führer And so it … Continue reading →

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Hair Führer Must Have His Dumb Wall

Posted on March 28, 2018 by

Comrade Stupid had to think of something. Everyone knows that his base of racists and imbeciles demand a Wall to keep them swarthy furriners out and good paying jobs in (selling meth under the bridge down by Walmart), and he negotiated … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Trump Went To Cali, And All I Got Was A Stupid Wall

Posted on March 14, 2018 by

If we don’t have a wall system, we’re not going to have a country. Congress must fund the BORDER WALL & prohibit grants to sanctuary jurisdictions that threaten the security of our country & the people of our country. We … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

The Buck Doesn’t Stop Here

Posted on February 27, 2018 by

Is the glass half-empty or half-full, but no one asks what’s in the damn glass, amIright? Tiger Beat tells us: “The already-dwindling political urgency for Congress to reach an immigration deal all but collapsed on Monday when the Supreme Court … Continue reading →

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Schrödinger’s Wall

Posted on February 27, 2018 by

Comrade Stupid’s big, beautiful wall is becoming more like Schrödinger’s Wall:  it may or may not ever be built and it might not even be a wall, or both, or neither at the same time or never. Prznint Stupid said that … Continue reading →

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Your Kind Not Welcomed Here

Posted on February 23, 2018 by

WTAF?! “America is no longer a “nation of immigrants,” at least in the mission statement of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. “Director L. Francis Cissna announced the rewrite of the statement Thursday, scrapping the more immigration-friendly language that said the agency … Continue reading →

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