Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Secret Serice, U-Up?

I’m not one to defend amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch, but even I think this is WAY OVER THE LINE: Kinda seems like the ex-president just posted a death threat aimed at Mitch McConnell… pic.twitter.com/IeLmgKfwD3 — Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) September 30, 2022 … Continue reading

Posted in AAPI Racism, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, Hair Führer Donald Trump, racism, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

And Now, A Word From The Kremlin

Fox News —Pravda’s American Competition— got the memo: Deny that Russia did it, despite Russian ships being directly in the area: After suggesting the US blew up the pipelines, Tucker starts listing possible options for the Russian retaliation pic.twitter.com/XvmHolSSg4 — … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Pooty-Poot Putin, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War | 3 Comments

GOP Now Outsourcing Evil

“Please be our co-conspirator in kidnapping and human trafficking” seems like an odd pitch, but they are odd people (and by odd, I mean TERRIBLE):   New email from the National Republican Senatorial Committee asks supporters where they want Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, immigration, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Kushner: Why Can’t DeSantis Just Steal The Kids Like We Did?

Without any irony, Jared Kushner —while pushing his book— told Fox News it was very troubling to see migrants being used as political pawns. I personally watch what’s happening and it’s very hard to see at the southern border. We … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Hostage Taking Today, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

Floriduh Cuban Immigrant Says Texas Venezuelan Immigrants Got Some Nerve

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 73 and under the age of death, is outraged! Outraged! OUTRAGED! that the asylum seekers would have the NERVE … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Floriduh…

Texas Bexar County sheriff Javier Salazar has opened a criminal investigation of Floriduh Goblin, er, Governor Ron DeSantis and his inhumane stunt in which he and his toadies and minions kidnapped 50 Venezuelan asylum seekers from Texas to Floriduh, and then … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Domestic Tuckerism, Floriduh, immigration, racism, Ron DeSantis, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

GOP Welcomes Us to Jeebusland

Republicans hate democracy, they really would like to live under theocracy: Most Republicans Support Declaring the United States a Christian Nation Christian nationalism, a belief that the United States was founded as a white, Christian nation and that there is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan must be a land of enchantment and wonder, as Blake Masters, their Republican candidate for the US Senate proves: PHOENIX (AP) — An interviewer asked Arizona Republican Senate candidate Blake Masters … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

Today in Racism: Texas and Florida Governors

Two southern Republican governors (Abbott and DeSantis) decided to pwn the Libs by kidnapping migrants from Texas and ship them to northern locals. They coordinated with Fox News (to make sure the Libs were properly pwn’ed) and perhaps Hair Füror, … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, racism, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Famous Last Words

Like a dollar-store Patrick Henry, Steve Bannon (who in tribute to Karl Rove could be called Trump’s brain) has uttered his battlecry: Steve Bannon entering courtroom just now for arraignment: “They will never shut me up, they’ll have to kill … Continue reading

Posted in snark, Steve Bannon, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments