Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Happy Juneteenth From Ben Carson

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… HUD hires former official at center of racial scandal “The Department of Housing and Urban Development has hired Eric Blankenstein, the former Consumer Financial Protection Bureau official whose racially charged blog … Continue reading

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Mitch McConnell Not A Fan of Reparations

The House Judiciary Committee’s Subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights and Civil Liberties hearing yesterday—about establishing a committee to study slavery and whether reparations are due—was fascinating. As a sonofalawyer, the question of whom is eligible for reparations is the … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments

Trump: Coming Soon! Boxcars of Babies to Concentration Camps!

Last night, Prznint Sundowner tweeted: Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, immigration, Kirstjen Nielsen, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Goering, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It all started off innocently for Kyle Kashuv, the Parkland shooting survivor turned right-wing, pro-gun activist: 1/ THREAD: Harvard rescinded my acceptance. Three months after being admitted to Harvard Class of 2023, Harvard has decided to … Continue reading

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Ingraham: White, Like Me

“Fox News stands by Laura Ingraham after she defends white supremacist, other extremists on her prime time show” “Fox News on Friday afternoon stood by Laura Ingraham after she defended a white supremacist and several other fringe people who have … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Tariffman, Part Infinity

Comrade Stupid, in a pique of fear and panic over the Mueller press conference tried to force headline writers AGAIN to change topics! He turned his eyes south, and he made a run for the border! MEXICO!!1! Hair Füror declared … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, Trade Wars, White Punks on Dope | 21 Comments

Living Typo Delays $20 Amero Redesign – ‘Not On My Watch’

Well, this was predictable coming from the 4th Reich and hits both the War on Women and their usual racism, a two-fer: “The redesign of the $20 bill featuring Harriet Tubman will no longer be unveiled in 2020, Treasury Secretary … Continue reading

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Local Man Liked Oreos More Than His Job

So this happened yesterday: Katie Porter (D-CA) asked HUD Secretary Benny-the-Blade Carson if he was familiar with REOs—a basic housing term which stands for “real estate owned” and refers to properties owned by lenders after foreclosure. Let’s watch! I asked … Continue reading

Posted in Ben 'The Blade' Carson, immigration, racism | 7 Comments

Kris Kobach Konsidered For White House Role!

Quick! Let’s say your career has been in free fall ever since you headed-up Hair Füror’s failed election integrity commission, and then you went on to lose your gubernatorial bid, and then your proof-of-citizenship voter law got struck down — and … Continue reading

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Humpty Dumpty Won’t Sit On Comrade Stupid’s Wall

The WaPo reports that Prznint Stupid is micromanaging the Tortilla Curtain in an effort to ensure that it is “physically imposing but also aesthetically pleasing.” Who says fascism must always be ugly? Those SS Uniforms were quite stylish, amiright? Now … Continue reading

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