Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

“Some Say,” Some Said

Posted on August 15, 2018 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly tells us—in the best sort of whispered middle-school hallway gossip—that the toadies and minions in the Kremlin West er, White House, are all worried about what Omarosa recorded about each of themselves! “People are … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Omarosa, racism, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 14, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs We note with some shocked amusement that Omarosa keeps pulling recordings out of her stash to prove her allegations are factual: POTUS says former White House staffer @Omarosa lied when she called him a racist who … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Omarosa, racism, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

Unite the White and NPR

Posted on August 11, 2018 by

Death of the Media Tomorrow is the grim, one year anniversary of the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, during which America witnessed the killing of Heather Heyer when white supremacist James Alex Fields deliberately and at high speed rammed … Continue reading →

Posted in Death of the Media, NPR, racism, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments

Prznint Stupid Pays Tribute to What’s Her Name

Posted on August 11, 2018 by

The riots in Charlottesville a year ago resulted in senseless death and division. We must come together as a nation. I condemn all types of racism and acts of violence. Peace to ALL Americans! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Kris (K?) Kobach Recuses Self

Posted on August 10, 2018 by

Kansas City Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach said in a cable news interview Thursday night that he plans to recuse himself from the vote tally process in the face of pressure from Gov. Jeff Colyer and mounting confusion over … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

The Quotable Laura Ingraham

Posted on August 9, 2018 by

As they say, it was probably better in the original German, or at least a Southern drawl, y’all: Laura Ingraham: “The America we know and love doesn’t exist anymore. Massive demographic changes have been foisted on the American people, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Laura Ingraham, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Stable Genius Strikes Again!

Posted on August 8, 2018 by

Your crazy racist Facebook Rage Uncle, er, Prznint Stupid invited a group of industry titans to dinner: The president entertained a group of 15 CEOs and senior White House staff at a dinner in the middle of his annual working … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments

Possum Hollar Might Be A Wee Bit, um, Bigoted?

Posted on August 7, 2018 by

We were told in the aftermath of the 2016 Goat Rodeo that Possum Hollar was economically insecure, and of course the NYTimes has sent an army of Jane Goodall-wannabes deep into the white heart of the Hollar to find out … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Stable Genius Threatens Country Again

Posted on July 31, 2018 by

As you know, just a couple of days ago Hair Furor told us he would shut down the gubmint and veto any funding bill that did not include his stupid wall, and of course his staff walked it back. And … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Just Another Prick in the Wall

Posted on July 29, 2018 by

We highlight a few dribbles from Prznint Stupid’s twitter stream to begin our day: Please understand, there are consequences when people cross our Border illegally, whether they have children or not – and many are just using children for their … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments