Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Kiddie Koncentration Kamps Returns

Posted on August 22, 2019 by

The 4th Reich has proposed a new regulation would allow immigration officials to indefinitely detain migrant families who cross the border illegally. The NYTimes: “The rule replaces a decades-old court agreement that mandates a level of care for migrant children … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on August 15, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hair Füror has successfully pressured Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to bar Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) and Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) from entering Israel. As The NYTimes put it, “Mr. Trump’s decision to recommend that another country … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Give Me Your White Masses Who Have Good Credit Scores

Posted on August 14, 2019 by

I don’t know why any of this still shocks me, but it does: Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read, "give me your tired and … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Goering, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Unintended Consequences ARE Hair Füror’s Bread and Butter

Posted on August 13, 2019 by

The LATimes morning email thingie: “The Trump administration’s new policy — which could deny green cards to immigrants who use Medicaid, food stamps or some other kinds of public assistance — could have a serious chilling effect on California’s economy, … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Hair Füror Has (Immigrants Bake) His Cake and Eats It Too

Posted on August 12, 2019 by

I was stunned to read that Hair Füror, a man who employs a “roving crew of Latin American employees” to perform masonry and maintenance work at his winery and various golf clubs around the country, is now applying his tender … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, racism, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Deplorables v.2.0

Posted on August 9, 2019 by

Axios morning email thingie is warning us that calling our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief a white supremacist will backfire: What’s new: Trump campaign officials and sources close to the president tell Axios that they believe Democrats’ extraordinary charge that the president is a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Axios, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Tucker: Gone Fishing

Posted on August 8, 2019 by

You guys, Minority Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson suddenly announced he was going on vacation right after announcing the upcoming civil war: “Facing mounting controversy for declaring the very real problem of white supremacy in America to be a “hoax,” Tucker … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, racism, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Local Billionaire Spins For His Life

Posted on August 8, 2019 by

The WaPo reports that billionaire Stephen Ross will hold a YUGE fund-raiser for Prznint Stupid, and as usual everything that touches Trump gets tainted. Tiger Beat alerts us to some fall-out: “News that the billionaire and Republican donor Stephen Ross … Continue reading →

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Comrade Trump Unifies Country!

Posted on August 8, 2019 by

You guys, according to our Imperial-Wizard-in-Chief, he is a Uniter, not a Divider-upper: “President Donald Trump on Wednesday dismissed critics who say his language about immigrants may be inspiring violence, saying they were trying to score political points and that … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink — Ivanka Edition

Posted on August 7, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Desperately seeking solace, the nation turned it’s weeping eyes to The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, who on Sunday tweeted these comforting words: As our nation mourns the senseless loss of life in El Paso, Texas and … Continue reading →

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