Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Meanwhile, In Possum Hollar…

The Gret Stet of Missouri is in the news and not for the latest “entertainment” from Branson’s legendarily sturdy Rockettes kicking up a storm: St. Louis County health director says he was called racist slurs during mask order meeting But … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, masks, Missouri, Pandemics, racism, The New Confederacy, Vaccine, Vaccine Passports, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News “¡Hola, amoebas! K-Pasta?,” Cancun Ted Cruz did not begin, as he blamed rising COVID-19 infection rates in South Texas as a “direct result of illegal aliens being released into communities.” In South Texas, we’re seeing #COVID positivity … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, immigration, Pandemics, racism, Vaccine, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Report: Tough Guy Is A Whiny Snowflake

Brave, brave Hair Füror —who panicked and went to the White House Bunker during the George Floyd murder protests last summer— was furious that the story leaked and wanted the leaker(s) executed: Washington (CNN)Then-President Donald Trump told a number of his … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 16 Comments

C.S.A.’s Final Retreat

Let’s watch as Robert E. Lee flees from Charlottesville, Virginia for the last time: A friend was sitting on his porch in Charlottesville this morning and got to witness one final retreat — Clyde McGrady (@CAMcGrady) July 10, 2021 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Excellent! – “White evangelicals once saw themselves ‘as the owners of mainstream American culture and morality and values.’ Now they are just another subculture.” [Pollster Robert Jones] “It’s hard to overstate the strength of this feeling, among … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, racism, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, the Jeebus Freaks are totally eff’ed in the dark: “Even within the GOP, White evangelicals are on the decline: White evangelicals have gone from 37% of the GOP in 2006 to 29% in 2020.” “Just as … Continue reading

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Rapture-a-thon, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 9 Comments

And in Independence Day News…

Pennsyltucky shall rise again: Tensions Flare as White Supremacists March in Front of Philly City Hall The group of dozens of men wore white face coverings, kakis, blue shirts and tan hats and waved flags with insignias appearing to belong … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Too, Also

Nothing the New Confederacy does shocks me anymore, not even fund-raising with Nick Fuentes, whom the Department of Justice has labeled a “white supremacist.” A sitting member of Congress fundraising with AFPAC. That’s where we are. And he sits on committees. … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, racism, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Bedtime Reading?

We’re assuming a fact not in evidence: Kilmeade can read?! — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) June 28, 2021 I guess I should not be surprised that out of all books, Kilmeade would cop to reading that one, and it’s a tell … Continue reading

Posted in Critical Race Theory, Fox News, Petunia and Pals, racism, snark, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments

RoJo’s Daily Dog Whistle

Juneteenth opposition leader Sen. RoJo said the quiet parts out loud again: In his address to the Wisconsin Republican Party state convention on Saturday, Johnson expressed his belief that Republicans have focused too heavily on federal elections and neglected the … Continue reading

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