Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Bless Her Heart! It’s Cindy Hyde-Smith’s Birthday

Posted on May 10, 2021 by tengrain

Noted Civil-War losing-side cosplayer Sen*. Cindy Hyde-Smith is 62 today! Maybe she will have a Kappa Alpha, Old South-style birthday party?! Fiddle-dee-dee! *D’oh! Corrected, thanks to Scissorhead R White.)

Posted in Cindy Hyde-Smith, racism, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

He Seems Nice

Posted on May 6, 2021 by tengrain

“Buckwheat“

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Meanwhile in Arizona…

Posted on May 6, 2021 by tengrain

White, Like Me You cannot make up racist merde like this: Arizona’s Republican-Run Election Audit Is Now Looking for Bamboo-Laced “China Ballots” On Wednesday, a member of the Arizona election audit team that has been heavily touted by former President … Continue reading →

Posted in AAPI Racism, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, racism, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 30, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, let’s meet J.J. Humphry! He’s a state senator from Oklahoma, who previously was most noted for trying to legislate Bigfoot Hunting Season. Anyway, it seems he has a new hobby: Oklahoma state lawmaker compares Black Lives … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 2 Comments

Floriduh Fixes Voting While Black Problem

Posted on April 30, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Floriduh is fixing it’s non-existent voter fraud problem by making it harder for Black Floridians to vote: Florida Republicans pass election bill limiting access to vote “…The bill will create new restrictions by adding more ID and signature requirements … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, racism, voting, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Louisiana?

Posted on April 28, 2021 by tengrain

It’s too early for this much stupid: The low point of session undoubtedly came today when Rep. Ray Garofalo said Louisiana schools need to teach the good of slavery. #Lalege pic.twitter.com/OPbRq98ifx — Louisiana Democrats (@LaDemos) April 27, 2021 (Hat tip: … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Louisiana, People Dumber than Dolphins, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Posted on April 24, 2021 by tengrain

In Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy), the Republican objective is not to win elections, it’s to make the other side lose: Texas Republicans Targeting Voting Access Find Their Bull’s-Eye: Cities “Two omnibus bills, including one that the [Texas] House … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Black Lives Matter, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, voting, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News You’ll never guess who the lone Senator was who voted against the Asian Hate Crime Bill: The Senate passed with a wide bipartisan majority Thursday a bill denouncing discrimination against Asian communities in the United States, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, racism, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Steve Scalise Explains Why DC Cannot Become a State

Posted on April 22, 2021 by tengrain

David Duke Without The Baggage Rep. Steve Scalise (CKK – LA) steps up to the Craps Table to throw the white dice to explain why majority Black Washington DC cannot become a state. Be prepared for a shock, Gentle Readers, it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in racism, Steve Scalise, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Posted on April 21, 2021 by tengrain

Noted Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson’s cheese has slipped off his cracker, his place setting is missing a fork, his fireplace has no flue, whatever metaphor you want to use, he’s it. Dude has lost his melon over the Derek … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments