Category Archives: White Punks on Dope

Bless Her Heart! It’s Cindy Hyde-Smith’s Birthday

Noted Civil-War losing-side cosplayer Sen*. Cindy Hyde-Smith is 62 today! Maybe she will have a Kappa Alpha, Old South-style birthday party?! Fiddle-dee-dee! *D’oh! Corrected, thanks to Scissorhead R White.)

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He Seems Nice

“Buckwheat“

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Meanwhile in Arizona…

White, Like Me You cannot make up racist merde like this: Arizona’s Republican-Run Election Audit Is Now Looking for Bamboo-Laced “China Ballots” On Wednesday, a member of the Arizona election audit team that has been heavily touted by former President … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, let’s meet J.J. Humphry! He’s a state senator from Oklahoma, who previously was most noted for trying to legislate Bigfoot Hunting Season. Anyway, it seems he has a new hobby: Oklahoma state lawmaker compares Black Lives … Continue reading

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Floriduh Fixes Voting While Black Problem

Guys, Floriduh is fixing it’s non-existent voter fraud problem by making it harder for Black Floridians to vote: Florida Republicans pass election bill limiting access to vote “…The bill will create new restrictions by adding more ID and signature requirements … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Louisiana?

It’s too early for this much stupid: The low point of session undoubtedly came today when Rep. Ray Garofalo said Louisiana schools need to teach the good of slavery. #Lalege pic.twitter.com/OPbRq98ifx — Louisiana Democrats (@LaDemos) April 27, 2021 (Hat tip: … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

In Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy), the Republican objective is not to win elections, it’s to make the other side lose: Texas Republicans Targeting Voting Access Find Their Bull’s-Eye: Cities “Two omnibus bills, including one that the [Texas] House … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Black Lives Matter, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, voting, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You’ll never guess who the lone Senator was who voted against the Asian Hate Crime Bill: The Senate passed with a wide bipartisan majority Thursday a bill denouncing discrimination against Asian communities in the United States, and … Continue reading

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Steve Scalise Explains Why DC Cannot Become a State

David Duke Without The Baggage Rep. Steve Scalise (CKK – LA) steps up to the Craps Table to throw the white dice to explain why majority Black Washington DC cannot become a state. Be prepared for a shock, Gentle Readers, it’s … Continue reading

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Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Noted Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson’s cheese has slipped off his cracker, his place setting is missing a fork, his fireplace has no flue, whatever metaphor you want to use, he’s it. Dude has lost his melon over the Derek … Continue reading

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