Category Archives: Weepy

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Boehner?

“Twenty years ago, while serving as chairman of the U.S. House Republican Conference, I tried to persuade Scalia to become Senator Bob Dole’s running mate on the 1996 GOP presidential ticket.” Yeah, ask a megalomaniac fascist like Scalia to give … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Weepy?

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it: Boehner Appoints 4 Men, 4 Women To Panel Investigating Planned Parenthood You know, because the benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! investigation turned out so well for them, why not have … Continue reading

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On The Bright Side…

…Weepy finally has time to get the tan he’s always wanted. And play some golf.

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Last Rites For Boehner

Last night I was joking around with Scissorhead Fran who suggested a caption contest for this pic. This was my suggestion, but I had no idea how accurate it was going to be. And so now we have no more … Continue reading

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“…and he was a bad tipper”

It seems no one likes a weepy drunk: FBI says John Boehner’s West Chester bartender planned to poison him (And I swear to Blog that the ad that played before the video started was the Pimco guy with the sunburn!)

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In Case You Missed It

Yesterday, Weepy McDrunky Tweeted Y’all Qaeda’s jobs plans: ① ② ③ ④ ⑤ #5pts4jobs → — John Boehner (@SpeakerBoehner) October 7, 2014 And Twitter went nuts.

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Orange, Like Me

Well, it is autobiographical. That poor little girl will never get the nicotine (and Jim Beam) out of that dress.

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Weepy is grieving

…the loss of Iago Eric Cantor in tonight’s primary. Really, that’s him taken tonight. Oh, the humanity.

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And we’re off!

Just in time for the midterm elections: “Americans learned this week that the Obama Administration is so intent on obstructing the truth about Benghazi that it is even willing to defy subpoenas issued by the standing committees of the People’s … Continue reading

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Just because…

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