Category Archives: Vulgarians

Claim Cowder Update: My Husband Isn’t Gay…

…he’s just a great big tool. Back in December, we said that we would come back for Claim Chowder when we linked to the promo for this TLC special (TLC is now clearly the Theocracy-Lite Channel, giving the Quiverful-movement heroes … Continue reading

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What Are They Doing Now: Bob McDonnell

The last time we checked in with smooth criminal and former Virginia Gov. Rolex Bob McDonnell, both he and his wife were found guilty of Public Corruption charges, and of course being polite grifters, each was pointing to the other, … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Stupid, On The Rocks

When I snapped that, it was shared 1800 times and liked by 7700+ others.

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The Crass Menagerie

The reality TV stars will next release “The Duck Commander Faith and Family Bible,” a King James translation of the Old and New Testaments that will include branded features about the family. The Bible, which will be published Oct. 28 … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder From The Donald

You might recall last week that short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump opined on how now-known bigot Donald Sterling was set up by his girlfriend from hell: “It’s terrible. [Donald Sterling] got set up by a very, very bad girlfriend, let’s face … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“It’s terrible. [Donald Sterling] got set up by a very, very bad girlfriend, let’s face it,” Trump said on “Fox & Friends.” “[V. Stiviano’s] called the girlfriend from hell, but what he said was terrible and despicable and a very … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Trump Style

While I won't be running for Governor of New York State, a race I would have won, I have much bigger plans in mind- stay tuned, will happen! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2014 I’m sure short-fingered vulgarian … Continue reading

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The Frontline on War on Christmas is Alaska, it seems

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifterSarah Palin has written a book that is allegedly about her Christmas traditions, which mostly seems to be anecdotes about how put-upon she is. Take it away, Daily Beast: Above all, Palin never misses an … Continue reading

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The Family Franchise, continues

Why do the Duggar’s continue to inflict their DNA onto us? Might as well ask why the sky is blue or Boehner is orange: Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s eldest son, Josh, 25, announced Monday morning on the “Today” show … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in North Carolina

…the Xristian Xrazies are legislating women’s nipples, having already explored the limits that they can go on woo-wahs: The state House Judiciary Committee C approved House Bill 34, which makes it a Class H felony to purposefully expose “private parts” … Continue reading

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