Category Archives: Vote Suppression

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, it only took an Act of Congress, but we fixed one of the places where Hair Füror rattled the doorknobs like a common velociraptor: Congress on Friday gave final passage to legislation changing the arcane law … Continue reading

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Boffo Early Voting Numbers in Georgia Runoff

A long line of Saturday voters in Athens gathers before the UGA-Tech game #gapol #gasen pic.twitter.com/di35axgfuJ — Greg Bluestein (@bluestein) November 26, 2022 The WaPo tells us: CARTERSVILLE, Ga. — Georgia voters flocked to the polls Saturday to cast their … Continue reading

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Today in History, And Why You MUST Vote

Some days are portentous, I guess, and today is one of ‘em: Today is the anniversary of the Chimpy McStagger/Al Gore election in 2000 in which later the #illegitimateSCOTUS gave the keys to the castle to the second-worst prznint of … Continue reading

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The Devil Goes Down In Georgia

This might be good news from Georgeduh (emphasis mine): Georgia midterm voters turned out in record numbers on the first day of early in-person voting, Republican Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said on Tuesday. More than 131,000 people cast ballots on … Continue reading

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It’s E-Z to Vote In Floriduh, If You Are A Republican

This takes some brass: after making early voting, drop boxes, and mail-in ballots difficult if not unavailable in Floriduh, fascist Republican goblin, er, Governor Ron DeSantis is making those voting mechanisms available to the Republican-leaning counties hard hit by hurricane … Continue reading

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The November Threat

Joseph Stalin apocryphally said that who votes doesn’t matter, it’s who counts the votes. Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie sums up the treachery we are likely to experience tying to vote in the 2022 Pie Fight: … Continue reading

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Voting News: The Yutes of Today

Two very different news articles on the callous Yutes of Today and getting them to actually, you know, participate in the electoral process. First up, Axios smarty brevity (all the weird formatting is theirs, I swear): A leading Democratic super PAC … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man

Axios’ morning email thingie (all formatting is theirs, I swear!): Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, a top potential ’24 presidential candidate, announced that his Office of Election Crimes and Security, formed in April, was arresting 20 people for breaking Florida elections … Continue reading

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GOP Has A Plan For That: How To Steal More Elections

As some wit famously said of Nixon, he was so crooked he needed a cork screw to put on his trousers. The GOP has taken that lesson to heart: The plan, as outlined by a Republican National Committee staffer in … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Guys, it seems that Possum Hollar Pennsyltucky’s Republican Gubnor candidate has quite the resumé. Vanity Fair’s email thingie alerts us: If you’re not familiar with Doug Mastriano, a quick primer on the state senator turned gubernatorial candidate: – On November … Continue reading

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