Category Archives: voting

Vote for The Mooch’s MPS Nickname!

Friends, Romans, Scissorheads, lend me your snark! Yes, it is time to vote on a nickname for the new White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci, a man so objectionable that our pal Spicy (the Angry Inch) would rather quit than … Continue reading

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Kobach: Ahead of Schedule To Suppress Voters

Election Integrity Kommission Ko-Chair Kris (K?) Kobach reacts to the news that people in Colorado (which is one of the few states that is complying with his request for voter data) are cancelling their voter registration before their state sends … Continue reading

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Kobach Kommission Kaput (for now)

Popular vote loser Donald Trump’s shady “election integrity” commission suspended its request for states to submit invasive voter data. You know, because of some frivolous law suit… TORT REFORM NOW! Anyway, the panel’s vice chair Kansas Secretary of State Kris … Continue reading

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Voter Fraud EO Signed

Oh dear, the Russian Usurper who lost the popular vote by over 3 million Americans (if they WERE Americans!) wants to look into voter fraud. You know, because “in addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

“It seems to me that virtually every case of voter fraud I can remember in my lifetime was committed by Democrats,” [Steve Curtis, the former chairman of Colorado’s Republican Party] said during a segment on his KLZ 560 show. “Am … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! Voter fraud is real! Take it away, One News Now! A legal scholar and former commissioner on the Federal Election Commission is pleased President Donald Trump has ordered an investigation into voter fraud. … Continue reading

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Why Are All The Dogs Barking, Part Infinity

Noted white person Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill doesn’t like automatic voter registration: “I don’t think that just because your birthday comes around, you should be registered to vote,” he said in an interview with Brian Jenkins, the director … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Gov. Sammiches said when vetoing a motor-voter bill: In his veto of the Motor Vehicles Commission bill, Christie said the law should instead be called the “Voter Fraud Enhancement and Permission Act” because it would “almost certainly register ineligible voters” … Continue reading

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Jim DeMint Must Be Slipping

In which former Senator and current sleaze-ball Jim DeMint actually says something honest. Continue reading

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Frank Luntz Speaks!

Kudos to @JDickerson for kicking off tonight's #DemDebate with foreign policy. It may not be important to Democrats, but it is to America. — Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) November 15, 2015 I hate to break the news to you, Frankie, but Democrats … Continue reading

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