Category Archives: voting

Activism: We Got Numbers

Two different polls are out that The New Confederacy are just gonna hate. The first poll, Survey Monkey tells us that Hair Führer is losing blue collar workers, but especially women: He won 61% of them in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Shuts Down the Voter Fraud Commission

Not that there ever was any voting fraud (millions of non-citizens voting in person, casting ballots) as claimed by Comrade Stupid, but the commission he set in place to study the non-problem and make recommendations is now shut down, the … Continue reading

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Now We’re Totally Eff’ed In The Dark

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) alerts us to how the Russians are gonna screw us again in the 2018 Pie Fight, and yes, Comrade Stupid has his short-finger prints all over it: States rushing to guard their 2018 … Continue reading

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Conservative Dating, Redux

Hey you guys, remember last week when MPS presented Dating Tips from Wingnuttia? It seems someone from STATE (CNN) decided to do some deep investigative resporting! An engaging blonde woman in her late twenties is sharing her dating misfortunes with the … Continue reading

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Vote for The Mooch’s MPS Nickname!

Friends, Romans, Scissorheads, lend me your snark! Yes, it is time to vote on a nickname for the new White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci, a man so objectionable that our pal Spicy (the Angry Inch) would rather quit than … Continue reading

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Kobach: Ahead of Schedule To Suppress Voters

Election Integrity Kommission Ko-Chair Kris (K?) Kobach reacts to the news that people in Colorado (which is one of the few states that is complying with his request for voter data) are cancelling their voter registration before their state sends … Continue reading

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Kobach Kommission Kaput (for now)

Popular vote loser Donald Trump’s shady “election integrity” commission suspended its request for states to submit invasive voter data. You know, because of some frivolous law suit… TORT REFORM NOW! Anyway, the panel’s vice chair Kansas Secretary of State Kris … Continue reading

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Voter Fraud EO Signed

Oh dear, the Russian Usurper who lost the popular vote by over 3 million Americans (if they WERE Americans!) wants to look into voter fraud. You know, because “in addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

“It seems to me that virtually every case of voter fraud I can remember in my lifetime was committed by Democrats,” [Steve Curtis, the former chairman of Colorado’s Republican Party] said during a segment on his KLZ 560 show. “Am … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs OMG, you guys! Voter fraud is real! Take it away, One News Now! A legal scholar and former commissioner on the Federal Election Commission is pleased President Donald Trump has ordered an investigation into voter fraud. … Continue reading

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