Category Archives: voting

Activism: Don’t Lose Your Vote

Posted on June 12, 2018 by

Just won big Supreme Court decision on Voting! Great News! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 12, 2018 And so let us consider what The Russian Usurper considers a big win: making it more difficult for Americans to vote. Our … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Activism, Get Out The Vote, voting | 4 Comments

Activism: We Got Numbers

Posted on January 12, 2018 by

Two different polls are out that The New Confederacy are just gonna hate. The first poll, Survey Monkey tells us that Hair Führer is losing blue collar workers, but especially women: He won 61% of them in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Activism, Get Out The Vote, voting | 9 Comments

Comrade Stupid Shuts Down the Voter Fraud Commission

Posted on January 4, 2018 by

Not that there ever was any voting fraud (millions of non-citizens voting in person, casting ballots) as claimed by Comrade Stupid, but the commission he set in place to study the non-problem and make recommendations is now shut down, the … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, voting | 5 Comments

Now We’re Totally Eff’ed In The Dark

Posted on December 30, 2017 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) alerts us to how the Russians are gonna screw us again in the 2018 Pie Fight, and yes, Comrade Stupid has his short-finger prints all over it: States rushing to guard their 2018 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin, voting | 1 Comment

Conservative Dating, Redux

Posted on December 24, 2017 by

Hey you guys, remember last week when MPS presented Dating Tips from Wingnuttia? It seems someone from STATE (CNN) decided to do some deep investigative resporting! An engaging blonde woman in her late twenties is sharing her dating misfortunes with the … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, voting, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Vote for The Mooch’s MPS Nickname!

Posted on July 25, 2017 by

Friends, Romans, Scissorheads, lend me your snark! Yes, it is time to vote on a nickname for the new White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci, a man so objectionable that our pal Spicy (the Angry Inch) would rather quit than … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, snark, voting | 6 Comments

Kobach: Ahead of Schedule To Suppress Voters

Posted on July 14, 2017 by

Election Integrity Kommission Ko-Chair Kris (K?) Kobach reacts to the news that people in Colorado (which is one of the few states that is complying with his request for voter data) are cancelling their voter registration before their state sends … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, voting | 2 Comments

Kobach Kommission Kaput (for now)

Posted on July 11, 2017 by

Popular vote loser Donald Trump’s shady “election integrity” commission suspended its request for states to submit invasive voter data. You know, because of some frivolous law suit… TORT REFORM NOW! Anyway, the panel’s vice chair Kansas Secretary of State Kris … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, voting | 2 Comments

Voter Fraud EO Signed

Posted on May 12, 2017 by

Oh dear, the Russian Usurper who lost the popular vote by over 3 million Americans (if they WERE Americans!) wants to look into voter fraud. You know, because “in addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, voting | 6 Comments

Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Posted on March 23, 2017 by

“It seems to me that virtually every case of voter fraud I can remember in my lifetime was committed by Democrats,” [Steve Curtis, the former chairman of Colorado’s Republican Party] said during a segment on his KLZ 560 show. “Am … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, voting | 3 Comments