Category Archives: voting

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Guys, it seems that Possum Hollar Pennsyltucky’s Republican Gubnor candidate has quite the resumé. Vanity Fair’s email thingie alerts us: If you’re not familiar with Doug Mastriano, a quick primer on the state senator turned gubernatorial candidate: – On November … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Vote Suppression, voter fraud, voting | 5 Comments

Every Republican Accusation is a Confession (An on-going series)

Guys, I hate to tell you this but voter fraud is real after all: Mark Meadows was simultaneously registered to vote in three states He’s a one-man wave of corruption! After Donald Trump lost the presidential election, falsely claiming election … Continue reading

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Surprise! There Was Voter Fraud: Republicans

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupids lucky #4 chief of staff Mark Meadows (who was famously replaced in Congress by notable roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn) is in the news, this time not for Contempt of Congress or Insurrection, but for Voter Fraud: … Continue reading

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Deep in the Heartless of Texas

What a weird coinky-dink: The March 1 Democratic and Republican primaries were the first Texas elections with a wide-reaching voting law in effect. The bill — Senate Bill 1 — and earlier versions made national headlines during the 2021 legislative … Continue reading

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Report: The Right To Vote Isn’t A Right In Texas

The theocracy of Texas (“You will have your rapist’s baby, unless it is trans and then you will be arrested for child abuse”) accomplished another one of their goals: Thousands of Texans who tried to vote by mail during this … Continue reading

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Report: North Carolina Finds Voter Fraud, Also Mark Meadows Address

Guys, the Gret Stet of North Carolina found some voter registration fraud in a trailer park (shocking, I know), and as luck would have it, the address is the same as Mark Meadows, Hair Füror’s lucky #4 Chief of Staff … Continue reading

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2022: ‘It’s About Democracy, Stupid!’

Over the weekend I was having a text chat with some of my unindicted co-conspirators and I made the observation that the unified message of the Democrats for 2022 needs to be, “It’s About Democracy, Stupid!” — and then this … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy is gonna try the ol’ The Dog Ate My Homework defense, eh? Hearing now that some significant Texas counties are having trouble getting forms for ballots they'll need next week and … Continue reading

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Arizona Tries To Turn Back Time

Meanwhile, in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, some decrepit, sun-baked winger is trying to party like it is 1958 (emphasis mine): An arch conservative member of Arizona’s state House of Representatives has proposed a mammoth overhaul of the state’s voting … Continue reading

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Election Police And Cyber Ninjas

Here’s a stupid idea from Floriduh/Georgeduh that is spreading like wildfire through-out Wingnuttia: Republican politicians in at least three states are proposing to establish police forces to hunt exclusively for voter fraud and other election crimes, a category of offenses … Continue reading

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