Category Archives: voting

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Another day, another Republican committing voter fraud: In an 11-page indictment, prosecutors allege that Kim Phuong Taylor “visited numerous households within the Vietnamese community in Woodbury County,” where she collected absentee ballots for people who were not present at the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, it only took an Act of Congress, but we fixed one of the places where Hair Füror rattled the doorknobs like a common velociraptor: Congress on Friday gave final passage to legislation changing the arcane law … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Notable election scholar and stable jenius Hair Füror is going somewhat down-ballot in his demands for do-overs: Just gonna speculate wildly that she’s on the short-fingered vulgarian’s 2024 Goat Rodeo short-list.

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Boffo Early Voting Numbers in Georgia Runoff

A long line of Saturday voters in Athens gathers before the UGA-Tech game #gapol #gasen pic.twitter.com/di35axgfuJ — Greg Bluestein (@bluestein) November 26, 2022 The WaPo tells us: CARTERSVILLE, Ga. — Georgia voters flocked to the polls Saturday to cast their … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Georgeduh

This is a real video from Georgia GOP Senate candidate Herschel Walker’s speech pic.twitter.com/AjVXrc0L14 — philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) November 16, 2022 The Cook Political Report says that the GA Senate race between Sen. Warnock and aspiring werewolf Herschel Walker is … Continue reading

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Today’s The Day

We’re keeping this on top for obvious reasons, fresher posts (IF ANY!) will be below. —The Management PS – for assorted reasons, I will probably mostly be on the socials today.You can play along at home: Mastodon: @Tengrain.Mastodon.social And here’s … Continue reading

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Today in History, And Why You MUST Vote

Some days are portentous, I guess, and today is one of ‘em: Today is the anniversary of the Chimpy McStagger/Al Gore election in 2000 in which later the #illegitimateSCOTUS gave the keys to the castle to the second-worst prznint of … Continue reading

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2022: Leaving 2018 In the Dust

The truth about the early voting numbers is so overwhelming that even the Washington Post is now writing about it: Number of early votes cast surpasses early-vote total in 2018 midterm election Americans have cast more ballots ahead of Election … Continue reading

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Indiana is about to vote on a Republican Secretary of State who lives and votes in different places, which you know, is kinda the definition of fraud: Indiana GOP elections chief candidate faces fraud questions INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — Republican Indiana … Continue reading

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Harry Styles Wants The Yutes of Today To Vote!

I know we are all bravely facing the outcome on Tuesday and while some of us are more worried than others, all good Scissorheads should take comfort in this story: Harry Styles Registers Nearly 55,000 Voters in Partnership With HeadCount … Continue reading

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