Category Archives: voting

Tom Tillis Wants You To Vote (on the wrong day)

“I for one hope that every registered voter in this country votes on November 11.” I dunno if that’s Dan Quayle-level stupidity, or if he is trying to misdirect people to election day.

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The Eff’ery Never Stops

Orange County DA Investigating Use Of Unauthorized Ballot Drop Boxes Yup, the Republicans are setting up decoy ballot boxes to try to steal your vote. I do hope that they know that election tampering is a felony. I also hope … Continue reading

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Mandy Patinkin Wants You To Vote

You really want to pick a fight with Inigo Montoya? You better do as he says, or prepare to die. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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One Month From Today

Guys, we’re in the final stretch. Please keep checking your voter registration and make a Plan A and a back-up Plan B for voting. And if you can, think of a Plan C. There is no end of the Republican … Continue reading

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Talk About Absentee Voting!

NASA astronaut plans to vote from space: ‘I think it’s really important’ Says NASA astronaut Kate Rubins: “It’s critical to participate in our democracy. We consider it an honor to be able to vote from space, and so we fill … Continue reading

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Screw the Fear-Mongering, Your Vote Will Count

Following-up on our News That Will Drive You To Drink item last night, I am reminded that: Democrats have already won court rulings in the so-called battleground states of Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan, all of which assure us that mailed-in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs, and yes, we’re totally eff’ed-in-the-dark This tweet: I think the term for this is coup, and we should absolutely be prepared for them to try it. https://t.co/RI4gKhjY89 — Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) September 23, 2020 …got me … Continue reading

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Chad Moves to Pennsylvania!

Naked Ballots are the new Hanging Chad. Tiger Beat on the Potomac has the details: “‘Naked ballots’ are fast shaping up as 2020’s equivalent of hanging chads. After the state Supreme Court ruled Thursday that mail-in ballots sent without a … Continue reading

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Today is National Voter Registration Day

Let’s celebrate by getting people registered to vote — remember, Lord Damp Nut is going to claim his loss is a hoax, but if we have overpowering numbers of people voting, well, the laddie doth protest too much! [Keeping this … Continue reading

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Fact Check: TRUE

Weird Dave assures us it’s real. I may have to go to the store and get a new rain jacket this year. Thanks Weird Dave! Also: let’s use this as a PSA! Please confirm again that you your voter registration … Continue reading

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