Category Archives: voting

Tom Tillis Wants You To Vote (on the wrong day)

Posted on October 14, 2020 by

“I for one hope that every registered voter in this country votes on November 11.” I dunno if that’s Dan Quayle-level stupidity, or if he is trying to misdirect people to election day.

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The Eff’ery Never Stops

Posted on October 12, 2020 by

Orange County DA Investigating Use Of Unauthorized Ballot Drop Boxes Yup, the Republicans are setting up decoy ballot boxes to try to steal your vote. I do hope that they know that election tampering is a felony. I also hope … Continue reading →

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Mandy Patinkin Wants You To Vote

Posted on October 6, 2020 by

You really want to pick a fight with Inigo Montoya? You better do as he says, or prepare to die. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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One Month From Today

Posted on October 3, 2020 by

Guys, we’re in the final stretch. Please keep checking your voter registration and make a Plan A and a back-up Plan B for voting. And if you can, think of a Plan C. There is no end of the Republican … Continue reading →

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Talk About Absentee Voting!

Posted on September 26, 2020 by

NASA astronaut plans to vote from space: ‘I think it’s really important’ Says NASA astronaut Kate Rubins: “It’s critical to participate in our democracy. We consider it an honor to be able to vote from space, and so we fill … Continue reading →

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Screw the Fear-Mongering, Your Vote Will Count

Posted on September 24, 2020 by

Following-up on our News That Will Drive You To Drink item last night, I am reminded that: Democrats have already won court rulings in the so-called battleground states of Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan, all of which assure us that mailed-in … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 23, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs, and yes, we’re totally eff’ed-in-the-dark This tweet: I think the term for this is coup, and we should absolutely be prepared for them to try it. https://t.co/RI4gKhjY89 — Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) September 23, 2020 …got me … Continue reading →

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Chad Moves to Pennsylvania!

Posted on September 23, 2020 by

Naked Ballots are the new Hanging Chad. Tiger Beat on the Potomac has the details: “‘Naked ballots’ are fast shaping up as 2020’s equivalent of hanging chads. After the state Supreme Court ruled Thursday that mail-in ballots sent without a … Continue reading →

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Today is National Voter Registration Day

Posted on September 22, 2020 by

Let’s celebrate by getting people registered to vote — remember, Lord Damp Nut is going to claim his loss is a hoax, but if we have overpowering numbers of people voting, well, the laddie doth protest too much! [Keeping this … Continue reading →

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Fact Check: TRUE

Posted on September 17, 2020 by

Weird Dave assures us it’s real. I may have to go to the store and get a new rain jacket this year. Thanks Weird Dave! Also: let’s use this as a PSA! Please confirm again that you your voter registration … Continue reading →

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