Category Archives: Twitter

Sad!

Wow, Ted Cruz got booed off the stage, didn't honor the pledge! I saw his speech two hours early but let him speak anyway. No big deal! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 21, 2016 That’s all you got, Hair … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

#AllSignsArePointingTo…a bad case of food poisoning. pic.twitter.com/OzcYBjkEuD — Who me? (@Lilsweetnspice) July 6, 2016 (Hat tip: Our good pal Monkeyfister alerted us to this via the electric Twitter-twatter machine)

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The Stupid… it BURNS!

Before we sacrifice our constitutionally protected right to privacy at the altar of gender identity politics… https://t.co/wDMwaI94Br — Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) June 29, 2016 Not to put too fine a spin on it, but the right to privacy is what … Continue reading

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A Public Service Announcement About Fox News

Please follow, or at least be aware of this account on Twitter: @FoxNewsTrumpBot — it is designed to announce whenever Fox News talks about Trump, and as of the moment there are 1,843 Tweets. That’s a lot of free advertising.

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In the Tweet of the Moment

I couldn’t stop laughing: Democrats have implicitly admitted that it's fine to have a womanizing boor as president. It's not a strong argument against Trump. — Josh Barro (@jbarro) May 19, 2016 @Johngcole oh shut up — Josh Barro (@jbarro) … Continue reading

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In the Tweet of the Moment

Spotted: Mark Sanford on the trail. (Not the Appalachian trail) pic.twitter.com/BCOmDt1jbx — Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 17, 2016 Well played, Zeke. Well played.

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Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served

To understand what Obama wants in our future…. ….Watch the Star Wars movies and imagine that only the storm troopers have guns. — Grover Norquist (@GroverNorquist) January 2, 2016 …and that is your conservative party thought leader. Jeebus, these people really … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Dinesh?

BILL & BILL: "My problem is I don't have a Hillary to cover for me and discredit all those women" pic.twitter.com/UAggACPPjs — Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) December 31, 2015 —D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, … Continue reading

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@igorvolsky Won the Night on Twitter…

This was the best thing on Twitter last night: the timeline from Director of Video and Contributing Editor at ThinkProgress, @igorvolsky, who decided to look up the NRA contributions for all the pious, prayer-saying politicians. I think he went through … Continue reading

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In the Tweet of the Moment

Music blaring in House gym "Another one bites the dust" as some of my GOP colleagues exercise. I suggested they consider another song. — Earl Blumenauer (@repblumenauer) October 9, 2015 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js I suggest that they put it on auto play … Continue reading

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