Category Archives: Turdblossom

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory.

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The Morning Quote

Turdblossom speaks on Faux News: “[If the president] were to endorse now, and something were to happen where either the former Secretary of State or some of her closest aids somehow were indicted, and/or that the FBI more likely recommended … Continue reading

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Bushes Brain Strikes Again!

Oh, Turdblossom, don’t ever change.

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The setup: As you may already know, that bastard The Kenyan Usurper listened to the people of Alaskastan and has ordered the renaming of Mt. McKinley to the original Koyukon Athabascan name of Denali. This is something that Alaska has … Continue reading

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Bart Simpson takes aim at Turdblossom


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Another reason I will never ride a Segway

Jeebus, first Cheney now Turdblossom. We should watch Segway stock today.

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The Mornng Quote

“Obama has no chance of carrying Indiana. I was having dinner with [Indiana Gov.] Mitch Daniels this spring, and I said, ‘Mitch, is there a white Democrat south of Indianapolis who’s supporting Obama who’s not a college professor in Bloomington?’ … Continue reading

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What tub of lard could possibly replace Junkie Limbaugh?

Karl Rove, of course. Maybe he can get his Rap Stars back together? KARL ROVE fills in for RUSH LIMBAUGH for the first time on Monday, live from New York City. A jovial Rove joked on Fox & Friends: “Anxiety! … Continue reading

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Is it really grass roots, if it has only 4 donors…

…all of them billionaires? Compensating for damage the Republican National Committee’s unsteadiness may cause Republican candidates this fall, several high-profile GOP operatives — including Karl Rove and two former RNC chairmen — recently founded American Crossroads as a “grassroots,” “shadow … Continue reading

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Signs of the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills

Karl Rove, yes, Turdblossom himself, was chased from the stage at a book signing event in Beverly Hills by Code Pink: Bet that hurts booksales.

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