Category Archives: Twizzler Trump

Twizzler Tries Harder!

Guys, Twizzler took a swing at Handsome Joe Biden and whiffed: The salary of a U.S. Senator is $174,000 per year. This is Joe Biden’s house…. seems legit 🙄 pic.twitter.com/DtD0DzXlrY — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) October 17, 2020 Actually, that was … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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Twizzler Goes To Dunning-Kruger Club

Twizzler forgets that he’s not on Fox News and fact-free spinning doesn’t work here: No, it was not a vaccine and B) your dad didn’t “make it.”

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Report: Junior Mints Wants An Intervention, Too Scared To Do It Himself

Junior Mints is concerned that Daddy Dumbest is acting, well, nuts. Vanity Fair: “Don Jr. thinks Trump is acting crazy,” one of the sources told me. The stunt [the joy ride] outraged medical experts, including an attending physician at Walter Reed. … Continue reading

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Twizzler to Testify!

NBC News tells us… President Donald Trump’s son Eric is scheduled to speak via video on Monday with New York state investigators probing his family’s business practices, according to court papers filed Friday… A judge last week gave Eric Trump … Continue reading

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Twizzler Talks! Hilarity Ensues!

That sound you heard was the entire LGBTQ+ community sobbing, “Nooooooo!” (Hat tip: Crooks and Liars) But later, he redeems hisself with his deep knowledge of Civics: Does it shock anyone that poll watchers are being blocked and kicked out … Continue reading

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Trouble For Twizzler!

CNN: A New York state judge ruled Wednesday that Eric Trump must sit to be deposed by the state attorney general’s office by October 7, denying his request to delay an interview as part of an investigation into the Trump … Continue reading

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Twizzler Says: The Trump Armaduh Awaits!

I read in Politico this AM that Prznint Stupid’s schedule today includes a trip to Pluto (sadly, the one in Floriduh). I wonder if Lord Damp Nut is going to be greeted with another Armaduh of boats, because Twizzler’s been … Continue reading

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Eric Trump Ordered To Explain Hisself To Judge

Guys, Twizzler is in trouble! Judge orders Trump Organization to court for fight over NY attorney general subpoenas eyeing asset values “A New York judge ordered lawyers for President Donald Trump’s company and his son, Eric, to court Sept. 23 … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote(s)

Comrade Stupid: “You know, I want to see the first woman president also, but I don’t want to see a woman president get into that position the way she’d do it, and she’s not competent.” “They’re all saying ‘we want … Continue reading

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