Category Archives: Twizzler Trump

BREAKING: NY AG Files Fraud Suit Against Trump Crime Family

CNN reports: New York attorney general files civil fraud lawsuit against Trump, some of his children and his business (CNN)New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a civil fraud lawsuit Wednesday against former President Donald Trump, according to court records. … Continue reading

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Second Cuppa Stupid?

Nobody on the planet thinks Trump's supporters are more gullible than Trump does. pic.twitter.com/HvDEiK2n4l — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 26, 2022 Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet is only sensitive if you are a dolt Republican, but so worth the click … Continue reading

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45 Took The 5th on the 10th

If you can believe it, Citizen Hair Füror exercised his fifth Amendment Rights yesterday! He answered only one question: “What is your name?” and it was the Fifth from there on! “I once asked, ‘If you’re innocent, why are you … Continue reading

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Trump Returns to Scene of Crime, Recalls Nothing

Lord Damp Nut Went to NYC and All We Got Was This Lousy 5th Amendment: NEW YORK — Former president Donald Trump arrived at the office of the New York attorney general Wednesday morning to give sworn testimony in a … Continue reading

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Report from Merde-a-Lardo: Twizzler Speaks!

Twizzler went on Fox News to kvetch and whine about the search of Merde-a-Lardo (the show was Hannitifa, if you must know) and boy, howdy what a steaaming pant load he left behind. Some fact checking is required: “Sean, my … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News As seen at the Saudi blood money golf tournament thingie, allegedly belongs to Twizzler. And yes, this will be part of my nightmares tonight. Also this weekend: His name is on his underwear, too, which has lead … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Twizzlers?

Eric and Lara Trump believe their 4 year-old son could be the next Elon Musk: “He’s got a hyper-savant in him.” pic.twitter.com/89gclE4dTt — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) June 4, 2022 Every parent thinks that their kid is a genius, but … Continue reading

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Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

Pop Quiz!

It is a well-known fact that Twizzler is not the sharpest pencil in the box, that his place setting is missing a fork, that his cheese never made it to the cracker (add your own euphemism here)… so it behooves … Continue reading

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Trump To Touch Bible For Second Time, Allegedly

Grifters Gotta Grift As long as we’re talking about the Trump Crime Family, CNN tells us that they are going to be deposed in May for their involvement in yet another grift. The lawsuit, which was filed in 2018, alleges … Continue reading

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