Category Archives: Twizzler Trump

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Twizzler said sumpin‘: NEW YORK (AP) — The PGA canceled its tournament at his golf course. Banks say they won’t lend to him anymore. New York City is looking to end his contract to operate the Central Park skating rink…. … Continue reading

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Twizzler Reinforces The Stupid Coup!

Oh, man, we’re gonna regret it! "I can tell you, Sean, any senator or any congressmen — meaning on this side — that does not fight tomorrow, I'm telling you, their political career is over, because the MAGA movement is … Continue reading

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Teh Stupiiid… It Buuuuurns!

I know I throw around the phrase “is the dumbest” but I think we can pretty much call it now. — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) November 10, 2020 I can’t. I just can’t. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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Twizzler Tries Harder!

Guys, Twizzler took a swing at Handsome Joe Biden and whiffed: The salary of a U.S. Senator is $174,000 per year. This is Joe Biden’s house…. seems legit 🙄 — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) October 17, 2020 Actually, that was … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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Twizzler Goes To Dunning-Kruger Club

Twizzler forgets that he’s not on Fox News and fact-free spinning doesn’t work here: No, it was not a vaccine and B) your dad didn’t “make it.”

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Report: Junior Mints Wants An Intervention, Too Scared To Do It Himself

Junior Mints is concerned that Daddy Dumbest is acting, well, nuts. Vanity Fair: “Don Jr. thinks Trump is acting crazy,” one of the sources told me. The stunt [the joy ride] outraged medical experts, including an attending physician at Walter Reed. … Continue reading

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Twizzler to Testify!

NBC News tells us… President Donald Trump’s son Eric is scheduled to speak via video on Monday with New York state investigators probing his family’s business practices, according to court papers filed Friday… A judge last week gave Eric Trump … Continue reading

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Twizzler Talks! Hilarity Ensues!

That sound you heard was the entire LGBTQ+ community sobbing, “Nooooooo!” (Hat tip: Crooks and Liars) But later, he redeems hisself with his deep knowledge of Civics: Does it shock anyone that poll watchers are being blocked and kicked out … Continue reading

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Trouble For Twizzler!

CNN: A New York state judge ruled Wednesday that Eric Trump must sit to be deposed by the state attorney general’s office by October 7, denying his request to delay an interview as part of an investigation into the Trump … Continue reading

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