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Category Archives: Twizzler Trump
Area Crime Family Expands Operation To Mid East
Hours before Lord Damp terrorized us with his entry into the 2024 Goat Rodeo, he signed a licensing deal with Saudi developer Dar Al Arakan to build a new golf course, hotel, and thousands of residential units in the Oman … Continue reading
BREAKING: NY AG Files Fraud Suit Against Trump Crime Family
CNN reports: New York attorney general files civil fraud lawsuit against Trump, some of his children and his business (CNN)New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a civil fraud lawsuit Wednesday against former President Donald Trump, according to court records. … Continue reading
Second Cuppa Stupid?
Nobody on the planet thinks Trump's supporters are more gullible than Trump does. pic.twitter.com/HvDEiK2n4l — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 26, 2022 Mrs. Betty Bowers tweet is only sensitive if you are a dolt Republican, but so worth the click … Continue reading
45 Took The 5th on the 10th
If you can believe it, Citizen Hair Füror exercised his fifth Amendment Rights yesterday! He answered only one question: “What is your name?” and it was the Fifth from there on! “I once asked, ‘If you’re innocent, why are you … Continue reading
Trump Returns to Scene of Crime, Recalls Nothing
Lord Damp Nut Went to NYC and All We Got Was This Lousy 5th Amendment: NEW YORK — Former president Donald Trump arrived at the office of the New York attorney general Wednesday morning to give sworn testimony in a … Continue reading
Report from Merde-a-Lardo: Twizzler Speaks!
Twizzler went on Fox News to kvetch and whine about the search of Merde-a-Lardo (the show was Hannitifa, if you must know) and boy, howdy what a steaaming pant load he left behind. Some fact checking is required: “Sean, my … Continue reading
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News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News As seen at the Saudi blood money golf tournament thingie, allegedly belongs to Twizzler. And yes, this will be part of my nightmares tonight. Also this weekend: His name is on his underwear, too, which has lead … Continue reading
One Lump of Stupid or Two, Twizzlers?
Eric and Lara Trump believe their 4 year-old son could be the next Elon Musk: “He’s got a hyper-savant in him.” pic.twitter.com/89gclE4dTt — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) June 4, 2022 Every parent thinks that their kid is a genius, but … Continue reading
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Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify
Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading
Pop Quiz!
It is a well-known fact that Twizzler is not the sharpest pencil in the box, that his place setting is missing a fork, that his cheese never made it to the cracker (add your own euphemism here)… so it behooves … Continue reading
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Mock Paper Scissors 