Category Archives: Twizzler Trump

Twizzler Speaks, Will More Indictments Ensue?

Twizzler appeared on Fox News to kvetch about the Trump Crime Family Organization indictments and, you know, casually confess to defrauding the government: Does the lawyer for the indicted company that Eric is an EVP at know he's on TV? … Continue reading

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‘Phew,’ Says Twizzler

Wait till he reads the comments on YouTube… Top comments on the Daily Mail which really say it all. People have seen this movie before: pic.twitter.com/WnvlIl4zyl — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) June 30, 2021 “The Jury has already concluded that My … Continue reading

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Twizzler Is Put Upon

Twizzler has a hot take for us: Eric Trump: We live clean lives… Every single day, they come after us and they subpoena us… pic.twitter.com/3T4ciUuC6j — Acyn (@Acyn) June 24, 2021 That Clean Living must be the result of having to … Continue reading

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is one of those moments where I gotta HEAVE: Trump family members got ‘inappropriately close’ to Secret Service agents, book claims Two Trump family members got “inappropriately – and perhaps dangerously – close” to agents … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

I guess Twizzler was trying to brag about all of Daddy’s accomplishments? Sure, we’ll go with that: 2-0 — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) February 13, 2021 Someone wanna tell Twizzler that being twice-impeached is not winning?

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Doaty Bampots of Note It’s Twizzler Time: Eric Trump hits out at Scottish plan to debate his father’s golf courses Donald Trump’s son Eric has lashed out at Scottish politicians ahead of a parliamentary debate on whether to launch an … Continue reading

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Eric Trump Made A MAGA Bet

The brain trust of the Trump Organization, Twizzler put some Quatloos where his yap is. New York Times: “Flying home on Air Force One from the final campaign event in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in the early hours of Nov. 3., … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Business We’ve long said that while the rest of the world is playing chess, the Trump Crime Family isn’t even playing checkers. They are incapable of seeing the next step. There is no strategy. As proof, I submit into evidence … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Trump Crime Family The WaPo tells us that noted insurrection enthusiast and former prznint Lord Damp Nut found a new way to dip his beak into the treasury when he issued a directive extending Secret Service protection to his family … Continue reading

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