Category Archives: Twizzler Trump

Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

It is a well-known fact that Twizzler is not the sharpest pencil in the box, that his place setting is missing a fork, that his cheese never made it to the cracker (add your own euphemism here)… so it behooves … Continue reading

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Trump To Touch Bible For Second Time, Allegedly

Grifters Gotta Grift As long as we’re talking about the Trump Crime Family, CNN tells us that they are going to be deposed in May for their involvement in yet another grift. The lawsuit, which was filed in 2018, alleges … Continue reading

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Location! Location! Location!

The Trump Crime Family has finally unloaded their money-losing/money-laundering DC Hotel: NEW YORK (AP) — Donald Trump’s luxury hotel near the White House, which drew diplomats, lobbyists and plenty of controversy while he was president, received government approval Friday to … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Fox/Twizzler/Hair Füror?

Twizzler is triggered: Eric Trump is very upset about Joe Biden’s bike and claims his father would be out there giving speeches in front of f-35s pic.twitter.com/toUrEsq7sn — Acyn (@Acyn) March 22, 2022 We should note that our former Stable … Continue reading

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Hair Füror Changes His Mind, Maybe?

Iron-spined, resolute man whose glance can cause Putin to wee himself (according to his large adult children Twizzler and Snorty McCokespoon) has maybe changed his mind about endorsing Mo Brooks US Senate candidacy in the 2022 Pie Fight: One source … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Twizzler?

Twizzler Trump, the nominally stupidest Trump —and the competition is fierce— is also the writer of some seriously stupid fanfic: Eric Trump: Putin was in with the KGB. He can read people and he could tell that Donald Trump was … Continue reading

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Report: High Finance From the Trump Boys

It seems incredible, but it is true: Donald Trump refinanced Trump Tower in February, taking out a $100 million loan, according to documents recorded Tuesday by New York City’s Department of Finance,” Forbes magazine reported Wednesday. “Trump’s previous mortgage on … Continue reading

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Window Open: Get Your Quatloos Out!

Just a quick update on how our Quatloos are riding on the Trump Crime Family testifying: New York Attorney General Letitia James is seeking to enforce subpoenas her office issued in December to Trump and his two eldest children, Ivanka … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Twizzler?

Eric Trump: "The vaccine represents, literally, the stripping of freedoms in this country" pic.twitter.com/Ev2KJnZo2e — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) February 16, 2022 Your father is taking credit for the vaccine, Twizzler. Just sayin’.  

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