Category Archives: Twizzler Trump

News That Will Drive You To Drink

I guess Twizzler was trying to brag about all of Daddy’s accomplishments? Sure, we’ll go with that: 2-0 — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) February 13, 2021 Someone wanna tell Twizzler that being twice-impeached is not winning?

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Doaty Bampots of Note It’s Twizzler Time: Eric Trump hits out at Scottish plan to debate his father’s golf courses Donald Trump’s son Eric has lashed out at Scottish politicians ahead of a parliamentary debate on whether to launch an … Continue reading

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Eric Trump Made A MAGA Bet

The brain trust of the Trump Organization, Twizzler put some Quatloos where his yap is. New York Times: “Flying home on Air Force One from the final campaign event in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in the early hours of Nov. 3., … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Business We’ve long said that while the rest of the world is playing chess, the Trump Crime Family isn’t even playing checkers. They are incapable of seeing the next step. There is no strategy. As proof, I submit into evidence … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Trump Crime Family The WaPo tells us that noted insurrection enthusiast and former prznint Lord Damp Nut found a new way to dip his beak into the treasury when he issued a directive extending Secret Service protection to his family … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Twizzler said sumpin‘: NEW YORK (AP) — The PGA canceled its tournament at his golf course. Banks say they won’t lend to him anymore. New York City is looking to end his contract to operate the Central Park skating rink…. … Continue reading

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Twizzler Reinforces The Stupid Coup!

Oh, man, we’re gonna regret it! "I can tell you, Sean, any senator or any congressmen — meaning on this side — that does not fight tomorrow, I'm telling you, their political career is over, because the MAGA movement is … Continue reading

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Teh Stupiiid… It Buuuuurns!

I know I throw around the phrase “is the dumbest” but I think we can pretty much call it now. pic.twitter.com/vbiytdrZef — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) November 10, 2020 I can’t. I just can’t. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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Twizzler Tries Harder!

Guys, Twizzler took a swing at Handsome Joe Biden and whiffed: The salary of a U.S. Senator is $174,000 per year. This is Joe Biden’s house…. seems legit 🙄 pic.twitter.com/DtD0DzXlrY — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) October 17, 2020 Actually, that was … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Eric Trump cancels event at Michigan gun shop after former employee is linked to domestic terror plot against governor The gang that couldn’t shoot strait keeps shooting off their own dicks. But I interrupted: DETROIT – Eric … Continue reading

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