Category Archives: Mme. Twizzler

Happy Thanksgiving From Lara Trump

Happy Thanksgiving from Mme. Twizler: “It all goes to fundamentally transforming this country, and the way you do that is you make sure that we have no commonality whatsoever, no traditions as Americans whatsoever. You start chipping away at that, … Continue reading

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‘Sorry, Right Number’

Gee, why would people planning the Stupid Coup insist on burner phones? Jan. 6 Organizers Used Anonymous ‘Burner Phones’ to Communicate with White House and Trump Family, Sources Say Some of the organizers who planned the rally that took place … Continue reading

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

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‘Fiddle-Dee-Dee,’ Part Infinity

Senatorette Lindsey Graham: “The biggest winner of this whole impeachment trial is Lara Trump. My dear friend Richard Burr, who I like and have been friends to a long time, just made Lara Trump almost the certain nominee for the … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Mme. Twizzler, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

Trump Crime Family The WaPo tells us that noted insurrection enthusiast and former prznint Lord Damp Nut found a new way to dip his beak into the treasury when he issued a directive extending Secret Service protection to his family … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Lara Trump on Fox earlier today: "There are about 74 million people out there who do not FEEL like the result of this election that has been presented is accurate. " That's why I had to invoke the "facts do … Continue reading

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Such a Kidder, Hair Füror!

‘He was having fun’: Lara Trump defends president’s attack on Whitmer In an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union,” Lara Trump insisted the president was merely “having fun at a Trump rally” when he criticized Whitmer, a Democrat, at … Continue reading

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