Category Archives: Kimberly Guilfoyle

It Was Kimmie’s Night Off?

Room Rater Weekend at Dumb Dumb’s. After the blow was gone, he started drinking. #AllLinesMatter 0/10 @DonaldJTrumpJr pic.twitter.com/QdMBirhJVI — Room Rater (@ratemyskyperoom) January 23, 2022 Junior Mints was unsupervised after learning Daddy Dumbest wanted to trade him in for Ivanka. … Continue reading

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Cougar Claims Another Victim

Guys, Junior Mints has made an honest woman of his emotional support cougar: Kimberly Guilfoyle…sparked engagement rumors when she was seen wearing a massive diamond ring on her ring finger in a photo she posted to Instagram on Saturday. “Tonight … Continue reading

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The Best. Is Yet. TO COME!!1! The Stupid Coup Was Funded By…

Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints’ emotion support cougar, musta done a lot of lap dancing: Texts Show Kimberly Guilfoyle Bragged About Raising Millions for Rally That Fueled Capitol Riot Kimberly Guilfoyle, a top fundraiser for former President Donald Trump and the … Continue reading

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is one of those moments where I gotta HEAVE: Trump family members got ‘inappropriately close’ to Secret Service agents, book claims Two Trump family members got “inappropriately – and perhaps dangerously – close” to agents … Continue reading

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Guilfoyle: ‘$20, Same As In Town’

Kimberly Guilfoyle, last seen as Junior Mints’ emotional support cougar, is branching out into other work for a different sex fiend, as the Hill tells us: Guilfoyle named as national chair of Greitens’ Senate campaign in Missouri Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two? (QPAC Edition)

Kimberly Guilfoyle allegedly entered (as one does) QPAC (see what I did there?) looking for her brass pole: I’m old enough to remember when Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar offered lap dances for donors. https://t.co/h4xqAuvham — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) … Continue reading

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Has The Best Come Yet?

Lunchtime Stupid Hey guys, remember that time when Kimberly Guilfoyle —Junior Mints’ emotional cougar— promised the highest bidders, er, biggest donors a lap dance? What is the name of this amazing new dance Kimberly Guilfoyle is doing? pic.twitter.com/GA0w6SpYTF — Mystery … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Commute?

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. has tested positive for coronavirus, a spokesperson says. — NBC News (@NBCNews) November 20, 2020 And ABC tells us: The president’s eldest son is the second of his children to test positive for the virus, following … Continue reading

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Report: Junior Mints Want To Take Over RNC

Grifter Gotta Grift Junior Mints and his lap-dancing enthusiast and $15,000/mo emotional support cougar are angling to take over the RNC from (checks notes) Willard’s niece, Ronna Romney McDaniel: Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle make moves to expand RNC influence … Continue reading

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