Category Archives: Kimberly Guilfoyle

Has The Best Come Yet?

Lunchtime Stupid Hey guys, remember that time when Kimberly Guilfoyle —Junior Mints’ emotional cougar— promised the highest bidders, er, biggest donors a lap dance? What is the name of this amazing new dance Kimberly Guilfoyle is doing? pic.twitter.com/GA0w6SpYTF — Mystery … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Commute?

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. has tested positive for coronavirus, a spokesperson says. — NBC News (@NBCNews) November 20, 2020 And ABC tells us: The president’s eldest son is the second of his children to test positive for the virus, following … Continue reading

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Report: Junior Mints Want To Take Over RNC

Grifter Gotta Grift Junior Mints and his lap-dancing enthusiast and $15,000/mo emotional support cougar are angling to take over the RNC from (checks notes) Willard’s niece, Ronna Romney McDaniel: Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle make moves to expand RNC influence … Continue reading

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The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!, Revisited

Junior Mints’ $15,000 Ameros/month emotional support cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, um, applied her craft & trade to fundraising for Lord Damp Nut’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Run, with all her usual flair, shall we say? • Senior campaign and GOP officials vented … Continue reading

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And A Scream Is Heard Across The Land!

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Is It Curtains For Guilfoyle?

2020 Goat Rodeo Money Chase It appears that Junior Mint’s emotional support cougar, Kimberley Guilfoyle, might be in trouble with the Big Orange Cheese Block for not getting enough cheddar: News that Kimberly Guilfoyle contracted the coronavirus had barely surfaced … Continue reading

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Feel Better, Kimmie!

The NYTimes reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints’ $15,000 Ameros-per-month emotional support cougar, has tested positive for coronavirus. CNN: “Guilfoyle was not with the President and Donald Trump Jr. has so far tested negative… Guilfoyle had not had recent contact … Continue reading

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Trump TeeVee (Grifters Gotta Grift)

Junior Mints, the essential heir to the Mango Throne, wants to be a media mogul when he grows up? According to sources, an investor group aligned with his son Don Jr. and the Dallas-based Hicks family has acquired a major … Continue reading

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The Jokes Write Themselves

What does it cost to have an emotional support cougar, one asks? About $180K/year. WASHINGTON ― President Donald Trump’s campaign is secretly paying one Trump son’s wife and another one’s girlfriend $180,000 a year each through the campaign manager’s private … Continue reading

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