Category Archives: Junior Mints

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Memorial Day Weekend

Republican thought leaders Junior Mints has thoughts: Junior goes on a rant that is supposed to be about Desantis, but he misreads his script: “Trump has the personality of a mortician, and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look an … Continue reading

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Worst Willie Wonka Ever

Donald Trump Jr. tries to do an Oprah/Wonka combo: “Check under your seats. If there happens to be a gold chocolate bar underneath there — no, I’m not joking — that’s a VIP ticket to my father’s reception tomorrow at … Continue reading

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

this is the hot take I’ve been waiting for, and leave it to Junior Mints to connect the dots, and then snort them: Junior says Biden really went to Ukraine to cover up evidence that might corroborate Hunter’s laptop. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News SOTU Update: The stupid falls not far from the tree! When Biden starts talking about unity at the SOTU just remember he’s also putting up fencing around The Capitol because that’s how he really feels about the … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Weekend

Junior Mints, usually higher than a kite, suggests that Montanans Second Amendment the Chinese Spy Balloon that is, you know, above air travel altitude. If Joe Biden and his administration are too weak to do the obvious and shoot down … Continue reading

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Junior Mints, People Dumber than Dolphins, Trump Crime Family | 19 Comments

Junior Mints Gets A Job

Axios morning email thingie gives us the shocking news: Junior Mints is gainfully employed! (All the weird and nonsensical formatting is theirs) Donald Trump Jr. has inked a multiyear podcast deal with Rumble, the user-generated video platform that’s a growing … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Jr. Mints?

This will age well: Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen. — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) December 21, 2022 The machines are not self-aware, yet.

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I wonder who Matt Gaetz was thinking of? Gaetz: I get why it’s hard to keep cocaine from entering the country. People in the United States like using cocaine… — Acyn (@Acyn) September 21, 2022 Could it be…

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BREAKING: NY AG Files Fraud Suit Against Trump Crime Family

CNN reports: New York attorney general files civil fraud lawsuit against Trump, some of his children and his business (CNN)New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a civil fraud lawsuit Wednesday against former President Donald Trump, according to court records. … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior Mints

…at least we think that’s what Snorty McCokespoon has a lump of. Anyway: "If Donald Trump actually still had the nuclear codes, it'd probably be good." — Donald Trump Jr. with the latest Republican defense of Trump keeping classified documents … Continue reading

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