Category Archives: Junior Mints

A New Event Horizon From Junior Mints

Junior Mints is an idiot: You’re welcome. Happy Thanksgiving. — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 26, 2021  

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The PA Senate Race Takes Dramatic Turn, Jr. Mints Is In Trouble As Usual

Junior Mints, the ne’er do well son of Hair Füror Donald Trump, has some ‘splaining to do to Daddy Dearest. You see, Junior was the person who encouraged Senior to endorse the Senate candidacy of Sean Parnell, who has now … Continue reading

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Anything to Make A Buck

Serial failure and unhugged child,  Junior Mints has taken to hawking tee-shirts that say, “Guns Don’t Kill People, Alec Baldwin Kills People”  

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Jr. Mints Is Impressed With Taliban

  Junior Mints notes that the Taliban have already learned to blame Social Media for their own failings:   LOL… Also not wrong. — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) August 17, 2021 How long before these proto-Republicans  blurt out, “FAKE … Continue reading

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Junior Mints Speaks, Will More Indictments Ensue?

The sons of twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid keep confessing: Jesse Watters, interviewing Donald Trump Jr, characterizes more than $1.5 million in alleged Trump Organization fraud as "pennies on the dollar." #populism — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 1, 2021 Jesse … Continue reading

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

Posted in Fathers Day, Fratsputin Jared Kushner, holidays, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Mme. Twizzler, Tiff, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior?

Yesterday, Junior Mints wished his Dad a happy birthday… Happy Birthday President Trump #HappyBirthday — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 14, 2021 …on Twitter, where his Pa is banned for life.  

Posted in Happy Birthday, Junior Mints, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter | 5 Comments

Junior Mints Attempts to Make Honest Living, Honestly

Grifters The Sun alerts us: CAMEO APPEARANCE Donald Trump Jr flogging $599 videos on celebrity website Cameo to get MAGA messages across after Don’s Twitter ban Here’s a sample message that someone paid $600 Ameros for Junior to record: He … Continue reading

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Time Takes Its Toll

You laugh, but then read this: Fungus full of psychedelic drugs could cause Indiana Brood X cicadas’ butts to fall off 17-years underground, and their butts fall off, and they were not even part of the 4th Reich.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is one of those moments where I gotta HEAVE: Trump family members got ‘inappropriately close’ to Secret Service agents, book claims Two Trump family members got “inappropriately – and perhaps dangerously – close” to agents … Continue reading

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