Category Archives: Junior Mints

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior Mints?

Word Salad, Dressing on the Side The morning quote: ”I mean, I know what my algorithms do… I’m a force against what people there [at Twitter] stand [for].”

Posted in Junior Mints, Our Failed Political Press, Our Failed Social Media, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter | 4 Comments

Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

Jr. Mints Was Involved from the Start

Sniffles, the Sad Cocaine Clown, Er, Junior Mints was helping to plan the Stupid Coup shortly after Daddy Dumbest lost the election: Two days after the 2020 presidential election, as votes were still being tallied, Donald Trump’s eldest son texted then-White … Continue reading

Posted in Junior Mints, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 9 Comments

Trump To Touch Bible For Second Time, Allegedly

Grifters Gotta Grift As long as we’re talking about the Trump Crime Family, CNN tells us that they are going to be deposed in May for their involvement in yet another grift. The lawsuit, which was filed in 2018, alleges … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, I got competition according to Axios’ morning email thingie: Don Jr. and Trump alumni are launching a news aggregation app, MxM News, Axios Media Trends author Sara Fischer scoops. MxM (“minute by minute”) is being curated … Continue reading

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Hair Füror Changes His Mind, Maybe?

Iron-spined, resolute man whose glance can cause Putin to wee himself (according to his large adult children Twizzler and Snorty McCokespoon) has maybe changed his mind about endorsing Mo Brooks US Senate candidacy in the 2022 Pie Fight: One source … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Junior Mints, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mo Brooks, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 1 Comment

He Needs An Intervention

Cokie McCokespoon says: It’s Guilfoyle’s birthday, so Junior got into the party supplies early. He claims that daddy only praised Putin and Kim because he was using psychological warfare on them: “He knew exactly how to play these guys, and … Continue reading

Posted in Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family | 14 Comments

Window Open: Get Your Quatloos Out!

Just a quick update on how our Quatloos are riding on the Trump Crime Family testifying: New York Attorney General Letitia James is seeking to enforce subpoenas her office issued in December to Trump and his two eldest children, Ivanka … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Tax Cheat, Taxes, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

It Was Kimmie’s Night Off?

Room Rater Weekend at Dumb Dumb’s. After the blow was gone, he started drinking. #AllLinesMatter 0/10 @DonaldJTrumpJr pic.twitter.com/QdMBirhJVI — Room Rater (@ratemyskyperoom) January 23, 2022 Junior Mints was unsupervised after learning Daddy Dumbest wanted to trade him in for Ivanka. … Continue reading

Posted in Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments

Father of the Year: If One Must Go to Prison ‘Make Sure’ It Is Junior Mints, Not Ivanka

I would think most dads would probably never consider which kid goes to prison, but most dads are not a mango-hued Shitgibbon: Donald Trump’s former lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen claimed Trump said that if one of his kids had … Continue reading

Posted in Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family | 10 Comments