Category Archives: Junior Mints

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is one of those moments where I gotta HEAVE: Trump family members got ‘inappropriately close’ to Secret Service agents, book claims Two Trump family members got “inappropriately – and perhaps dangerously – close” to agents … Continue reading

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Area Man Hired By Father

In a move that should shock no one, nepotism enthusiast Lord Damp Nut has hired one of his idiot children —I should be specific here, Junior Mints— to be an advisor: Donald Trump Jr. takes on new role as top … Continue reading

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Get The Hook!

  It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!!! I pity the fool who drew the short straw and had to depose this moron: Donald Trump Jr. deposed by DC attorney general as part of inaugural funds lawsuit In a court document dated … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Trump Crime Family The WaPo tells us that noted insurrection enthusiast and former prznint Lord Damp Nut found a new way to dip his beak into the treasury when he issued a directive extending Secret Service protection to his family … Continue reading

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Republicans Repeat to National Media: ‘As We Said Before, We’re Being Silenced Again!’

We use that clip to illustrate that life imitates art: as the Q-Caucus wears a CENSORED mask on the House Floor giving her response to the nation: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) wears a “CENSORED” mask, as she speaks to … Continue reading

Posted in Free Speech, Junior Mints, Our Failed Political Press, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 8 Comments

What a Coinkydink!

Seems odd that Jr. Mints and his emotional support cougar are at Merde-a-Lardo and this happened: Florida fishermen find 74 pounds of cocaine floating off Florida Keys Christmas Greetings from Jr. Mints and his Emotional Support Cougar! https://t.co/1U13WXGmxz — Tengrain … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Local Man Gets Wingnut Welfare The RNC Shelled Out $300K for Don Jr.’s New Book The huge sum that the GOP paid to give signed copies of the book to its donors appears to be its largest-ever payment for “donor … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Exclusive: Don Jr. tells Georgia Senate voters that Trump is on the ballot Why it matters: Trump Jr.’s first of many advertisements in the Georgia Senate races argues the race isn’t just about electing the Republican incumbents, but also about … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Commute?

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. has tested positive for coronavirus, a spokesperson says. — NBC News (@NBCNews) November 20, 2020 And ABC tells us: The president’s eldest son is the second of his children to test positive for the virus, following … Continue reading

Posted in Junior Mints, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark | 7 Comments