Category Archives: Junior Mints

Confession?

I wonder who Matt Gaetz was thinking of? Gaetz: I get why it’s hard to keep cocaine from entering the country. People in the United States like using cocaine… pic.twitter.com/YcMLNIlL1o — Acyn (@Acyn) September 21, 2022 Could it be…

Posted in Junior Mints, Just Say No, Matt Gaetz | 5 Comments

BREAKING: NY AG Files Fraud Suit Against Trump Crime Family

CNN reports: New York attorney general files civil fraud lawsuit against Trump, some of his children and his business (CNN)New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a civil fraud lawsuit Wednesday against former President Donald Trump, according to court records. … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 20 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior Mints

…at least we think that’s what Snorty McCokespoon has a lump of. Anyway: "If Donald Trump actually still had the nuclear codes, it'd probably be good." — Donald Trump Jr. with the latest Republican defense of Trump keeping classified documents … Continue reading

Posted in espionage, Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family | 2 Comments

Experts Weigh In On Inflation Reduction Act

And now, economic forecast from Junior Mints, who totally gets it: Junior gives his inflation analysis: “I get it, guys. I’m the son of a billionaire. If I notice it. If I feel it at the pump. If I’m pissed … Continue reading

Posted in Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Trump Crime Family | 10 Comments

Trump Returns to Scene of Crime, Recalls Nothing

Lord Damp Nut Went to NYC and All We Got Was This Lousy 5th Amendment: NEW YORK — Former president Donald Trump arrived at the office of the New York attorney general Wednesday morning to give sworn testimony in a … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior Mints?

Word Salad, Dressing on the Side The morning quote: ”I mean, I know what my algorithms do… I’m a force against what people there [at Twitter] stand [for].”

Posted in Junior Mints, Our Failed Political Press, Our Failed Social Media, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter | 4 Comments

Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

Jr. Mints Was Involved from the Start

Sniffles, the Sad Cocaine Clown, Er, Junior Mints was helping to plan the Stupid Coup shortly after Daddy Dumbest lost the election: Two days after the 2020 presidential election, as votes were still being tallied, Donald Trump’s eldest son texted then-White … Continue reading

Posted in Junior Mints, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 9 Comments

Trump To Touch Bible For Second Time, Allegedly

Grifters Gotta Grift As long as we’re talking about the Trump Crime Family, CNN tells us that they are going to be deposed in May for their involvement in yet another grift. The lawsuit, which was filed in 2018, alleges … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, I got competition according to Axios’ morning email thingie: Don Jr. and Trump alumni are launching a news aggregation app, MxM News, Axios Media Trends author Sara Fischer scoops. MxM (“minute by minute”) is being curated … Continue reading

Posted in blogging, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments