Category Archives: Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle

Vanky Is As Petty As Daddy

Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos pic.twitter.com/AOIWRlOwf9 — Natalie Betance (@nataliebetance) November 13, 2022 Why doesn’t Vanky like her brother’s emotional support cougar?

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior Mints

…at least we think that’s what Snorty McCokespoon has a lump of. Anyway: "If Donald Trump actually still had the nuclear codes, it'd probably be good." — Donald Trump Jr. with the latest Republican defense of Trump keeping classified documents … Continue reading

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Experts Weigh In On Inflation Reduction Act

And now, economic forecast from Junior Mints, who totally gets it: Junior gives his inflation analysis: “I get it, guys. I’m the son of a billionaire. If I notice it. If I feel it at the pump. If I’m pissed … Continue reading

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Guilfoyle: ‘Nice Work If You Can Get It, And You Can Get It If You Try’

As long as we’re talkin’ about sex workers today, we learned yesterday that Kimberly Guilfoyle —Junior Mint’s emotional support cougar— was paid $60K Ameros for 3-minutes of mouth work, er, introducing Junior at the Jan. 6 Rally: (CNN)Turning Point Action, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Guys, Junior Mint’s emotional support cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle  testified before the January 6 Committee today: Guilfoyle arrived around 10 a.m. ET and was still meeting with committee investigators as of Monday afternoon. CNN saw Guilfoyle re-enter the meeting room after … Continue reading

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He Needs An Intervention

Cokie McCokespoon says: It’s Guilfoyle’s birthday, so Junior got into the party supplies early. He claims that daddy only praised Putin and Kim because he was using psychological warfare on them: “He knew exactly how to play these guys, and … Continue reading

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It Was Kimmie’s Night Off?

Room Rater Weekend at Dumb Dumb’s. After the blow was gone, he started drinking. #AllLinesMatter 0/10 @DonaldJTrumpJr pic.twitter.com/QdMBirhJVI — Room Rater (@ratemyskyperoom) January 23, 2022 Junior Mints was unsupervised after learning Daddy Dumbest wanted to trade him in for Ivanka. … Continue reading

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Cougar Claims Another Victim

Guys, Junior Mints has made an honest woman of his emotional support cougar: Kimberly Guilfoyle…sparked engagement rumors when she was seen wearing a massive diamond ring on her ring finger in a photo she posted to Instagram on Saturday. “Tonight … Continue reading

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The Best. Is Yet. TO COME!!1! The Stupid Coup Was Funded By…

Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints’ emotion support cougar, musta done a lot of lap dancing: Texts Show Kimberly Guilfoyle Bragged About Raising Millions for Rally That Fueled Capitol Riot Kimberly Guilfoyle, a top fundraiser for former President Donald Trump and the … Continue reading

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

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