Category Archives: ETTD

Report: Ketchup is Fleeing Merde A Lardo (Allegedly)

If you can believe it, Special Counsel Jack Smith’s investigation —into twice-impeached, 34X indicted, disgraced LOSER ex-prznint Stupid’s mishandling STEALING hundreds of classified documents from the White House and storing them at an unlocked basement with a boot leggers tunnel to … Continue reading

Posted in Crime, Crime and Non-Punishment, espionage, ETTD, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Trump Crime Family | 1 Comment

ETTD, Part Infinity

CNN CEO Christ Licht is learning that there is one, true, impermeable law of the universe: Everything Trump Touches Dies, including CNN’s ratings following giving TFG essentially an hour of free prime time campaigning: More than a week after CNN’s … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, ETTD, Our Failed Political Press | 8 Comments


I have mixed feelings about this, as our track record on Special Counsels has not been, um, successful: Attorney General Merrick Garland has named a special counsel to oversee the criminal investigation into former president Donald Trump’s possible mishandling of … Continue reading

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, espionage, ETTD, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again: A Republican political strategist was convicted of illegally helping a Russian businessman contribute to Donald Trump’s campaign in 2016. Jesse Benton, 44, was pardoned by Trump in 2020 … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, ETTD, snark | 1 Comment