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Category Archives: Trump Crime Family
‘It Will Be Wild’ Redux
It seems that twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid wants a do-over. Axios’ morning email thingie: Former President Trump predicted this morning that he will be arrested Tuesday, urging his supporters to “PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK!” What’s happening: Law enforcement officials … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Grifters, it seems, gotta grift: Two gifts to Trump family from foreign nations are missing, report says More than 100 gifts worth nearly $300,000 were not properly reported to the government, a new report finds. OK, I’ll … Continue reading
Happy Birthday To Junior’s Emotional Support Cougar
“And now let’s talk about ME!” Donald Trump complains about "rigged" elections at Kimberly Guilfoyle’s birthday party: "They used COVID to cheat." pic.twitter.com/f5opO3UjXQ — Republican Accountability (@AccountableGOP) March 10, 2023 She better get used to it if she marries into … Continue reading
Worst Willie Wonka Ever
Donald Trump Jr. tries to do an Oprah/Wonka combo: “Check under your seats. If there happens to be a gold chocolate bar underneath there — no, I’m not joking — that’s a VIP ticket to my father’s reception tomorrow at … Continue reading
Posted in CPAC, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family
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CPAC is Going Just Great
Oh my God that audience shot is just cruel. (h/t @acyn)pic.twitter.com/0Bmy8w3TkC — Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) March 3, 2023 I imagine Hair Füror will have the camera man Your Fired’ed before long, humiliating his son’s Emotional Support Cougar like that!
Some Postprandial Stupid?
this is the hot take I’ve been waiting for, and leave it to Junior Mints to connect the dots, and then snort them: Junior says Biden really went to Ukraine to cover up evidence that might corroborate Hunter’s laptop. pic.twitter.com/1TCezcHYe0 … Continue reading
Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Junior Mints
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Report: Area Nepo-Babies Subpoena’ed
Fratsputin and the First Shady got an invite to spill tea from Special Counsel Jack Smith: Former President Donald J. Trump’s daughter Ivanka and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, have been subpoenaed by the special counsel to testify before a federal … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News SOTU Update: The stupid falls not far from the tree! When Biden starts talking about unity at the SOTU just remember he’s also putting up fencing around The Capitol because that’s how he really feels about the … Continue reading
Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Weekend
Junior Mints, usually higher than a kite, suggests that Montanans Second Amendment the Chinese Spy Balloon that is, you know, above air travel altitude. If Joe Biden and his administration are too weak to do the obvious and shoot down … Continue reading
Junior Mints Gets A Job
Axios morning email thingie gives us the shocking news: Junior Mints is gainfully employed! (All the weird and nonsensical formatting is theirs) Donald Trump Jr. has inked a multiyear podcast deal with Rumble, the user-generated video platform that’s a growing … Continue reading
Posted in Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family
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