Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

The Q-Prom Starts Tonight!

Posted on March 3, 2021 by tengrain

Grifters Gotta Grift The Trump Trash Palace, er,  Hotel in DC has tripled its room rates for tonight because according to the latest conspiracy theory, tomorrow is the second inauguration of Prznint Stupid: While conspiracy theories are unfavorable for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Q-spiracy, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

Get The Hook!

Posted on February 28, 2021 by tengrain

  It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

Posted in 2-drink minimum, CPAC, Junior Mints, Matt Gaetz | 18 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two? (QPAC Edition)

Posted on February 27, 2021 by tengrain

Kimberly Guilfoyle allegedly entered (as one does) QPAC (see what I did there?) looking for her brass pole: I’m old enough to remember when Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar offered lap dances for donors. https://t.co/h4xqAuvham — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) … Continue reading →

Posted in CPAC, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Trump Crime Family | 12 Comments

It Begins

Posted on February 25, 2021 by tengrain

The Manhattan District Attorney’s office has obtained Trump’s tax returns and related records, per @KaraScannell. They got them Monday after the Supreme Court rejected his effort to block them. The records include millions of pages of documents. — Kaitlan Collins … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tax Cheat, Taxes, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on February 24, 2021 by tengrain

The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!!! I pity the fool who drew the short straw and had to depose this moron: Donald Trump Jr. deposed by DC attorney general as part of inaugural funds lawsuit In a court document dated … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Junior Mints, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trump Crime Family | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 16, 2021 by tengrain

I guess Twizzler was trying to brag about all of Daddy’s accomplishments? Sure, we’ll go with that: 2-0 — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) February 13, 2021 Someone wanna tell Twizzler that being twice-impeached is not winning?

Posted in ITMFA, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twizzler Trump | 9 Comments

‘Fiddle-Dee-Dee,’ Part Infinity

Posted on February 14, 2021 by tengrain

Senatorette Lindsey Graham: “The biggest winner of this whole impeachment trial is Lara Trump. My dear friend Richard Burr, who I like and have been friends to a long time, just made Lara Trump almost the certain nominee for the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Mme. Twizzler, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on February 3, 2021 by tengrain

Doaty Bampots of Note It’s Twizzler Time: Eric Trump hits out at Scottish plan to debate his father’s golf courses Donald Trump’s son Eric has lashed out at Scottish politicians ahead of a parliamentary debate on whether to launch an … Continue reading →

Posted in Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 4 Comments

Eric Trump Made A MAGA Bet

Posted on February 1, 2021 by tengrain

The brain trust of the Trump Organization, Twizzler put some Quatloos where his yap is. New York Times: “Flying home on Air Force One from the final campaign event in Grand Rapids, Michigan, in the early hours of Nov. 3., … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 2 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on January 21, 2021 by tengrain

Business We’ve long said that while the rest of the world is playing chess, the Trump Crime Family isn’t even playing checkers. They are incapable of seeing the next step. There is no strategy. As proof, I submit into evidence … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 6 Comments