Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it is time to exhume Ivana: Lawyers for Donald Trump found at least two items marked classified after an outside team hired by Trump searched a storage unit in West Palm Beach, Fla., used by the … Continue reading

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Guess Who’s You’re Fired’ed?

Mme. Twizzler was pushed out the door by Faux News: Lara Trump, a vociferous supporter of her father-in-law and his policies when he campaigned for re-election to the White House in 2020, is parting ways as an official contributor to … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Mme. Twizzler, Trump Crime Family | 5 Comments

BREAKING: SPECIAL COUNSEL APPOINTED

I have mixed feelings about this, as our track record on Special Counsels has not been, um, successful: Attorney General Merrick Garland has named a special counsel to oversee the criminal investigation into former president Donald Trump’s possible mishandling of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again: A Republican political strategist was convicted of illegally helping a Russian businessman contribute to Donald Trump’s campaign in 2016. Jesse Benton, 44, was pardoned by Trump in 2020 … Continue reading

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Area Crime Family Expands Operation To Mid East

Hours before Lord Damp terrorized us with his entry into the 2024 Goat Rodeo, he signed a licensing deal with Saudi developer Dar Al Arakan to build a new golf course, hotel, and thousands of residential units in the Oman … Continue reading

Posted in Crown Prince Bone Saw, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 2 Comments

Vanky Is As Petty As Daddy

Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos pic.twitter.com/AOIWRlOwf9 — Natalie Betance (@nataliebetance) November 13, 2022 Why doesn’t Vanky like her brother’s emotional support cougar?

Posted in Ivanka, The First Shady, Trump Crime Family, Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Tiff | 14 Comments

Never Been To A Wedding…

pic.twitter.com/mewHfqbpqp — Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) November 13, 2022 …where the theme was those ‘80s paper cups. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)  

Posted in Trump Crime Family, Tiff | 12 Comments

Maybe Daddy Can Get A Sharpie?

(H/T Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in Global Climate Crisis, Tiff, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments

Trump Crime Family Returns To Scene Of Crime

Today is the day that the Trump Organization goes on trial for tax fraud and other charges. DA Alving Bragg will have Trump Org former CFO Allen Weisselberg testifying as a star witness; the trial is likely to stretch longer than … Continue reading

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Report: Jar-Jar and Vanky Nearly You’re Fired’ed

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid nearly fired the First Shady and his own Fratsputin, according to MAGA, er, Maggie Haberman’s book: Then-President Donald Trump nearly fired his daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner from the White House via tweet, according … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, MAGA Haberman, Talentless Hacks, Trump Crime Family | 1 Comment