Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Business We’ve long said that while the rest of the world is playing chess, the Trump Crime Family isn’t even playing checkers. They are incapable of seeing the next step. There is no strategy. As proof, I submit into evidence … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 5 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

Trump Crime Family The WaPo tells us that noted insurrection enthusiast and former prznint Lord Damp Nut found a new way to dip his beak into the treasury when he issued a directive extending Secret Service protection to his family … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Junior Mints, Mme. Twizzler, Tiff, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 8 Comments

Republicans Repeat to National Media: ‘As We Said Before, We’re Being Silenced Again!’

We use that clip to illustrate that life imitates art: as the Q-Caucus wears a CENSORED mask on the House Floor giving her response to the nation: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) wears a “CENSORED” mask, as she speaks to … Continue reading

Posted in Free Speech, Junior Mints, Our Failed Political Press, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 8 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Twizzler said sumpin‘: NEW YORK (AP) — The PGA canceled its tournament at his golf course. Banks say they won’t lend to him anymore. New York City is looking to end his contract to operate the Central Park skating rink…. … Continue reading

Posted in The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 10 Comments

The 4th Reich Had A Dance Party Before The Insurrection

This is Trump and family just before the insurrection yesterday. Right before taking stage. — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 7, 2021 …or burning down the Reichstag as it were. Don’t let anyone tell you that the domestic terrorists didn’t … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments

Twizzler Reinforces The Stupid Coup!

Oh, man, we’re gonna regret it! "I can tell you, Sean, any senator or any congressmen — meaning on this side — that does not fight tomorrow, I'm telling you, their political career is over, because the MAGA movement is … Continue reading

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The Horror, The Horror

Through rituals dank and arcane, the necromancers of Merde-a-Lardo exhumed Dick Clark to give maskless Rudy one last lap dance with Jr.’s emotional support cougar : Posted by A DC staffer who works for a Sen from Ky. Looks like … Continue reading

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Or Perhaps All Of The Above?

“It’s not surprising that a criminal like Trump pardons other criminals,” senior U.S. District Judge Robert Pratt of the Southern District of Iowa told The Associated Press in a brief phone interview Monday. In a bit of humor, he said: … Continue reading

Posted in Crime, Crime and Non-Punishment, In their own words, Quote, Trump Crime Family | 5 Comments

What a Coinkydink!

Seems odd that Jr. Mints and his emotional support cougar are at Merde-a-Lardo and this happened: Florida fishermen find 74 pounds of cocaine floating off Florida Keys Christmas Greetings from Jr. Mints and his Emotional Support Cougar! — Tengrain … Continue reading

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Has The Best Come Yet?

Lunchtime Stupid Hey guys, remember that time when Kimberly Guilfoyle —Junior Mints’ emotional cougar— promised the highest bidders, er, biggest donors a lap dance? What is the name of this amazing new dance Kimberly Guilfoyle is doing? — Mystery … Continue reading

Posted in Kimberly Guilfoyle, Trump Crime Family | 9 Comments