Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

A New Event Horizon From Junior Mints

Junior Mints is an idiot: You’re welcome. Happy Thanksgiving. — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 26, 2021  

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Happy Thanksgiving From Lara Trump

Happy Thanksgiving from Mme. Twizler: “It all goes to fundamentally transforming this country, and the way you do that is you make sure that we have no commonality whatsoever, no traditions as Americans whatsoever. You start chipping away at that, … Continue reading

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‘Sorry, Right Number’

Gee, why would people planning the Stupid Coup insist on burner phones? Jan. 6 Organizers Used Anonymous ‘Burner Phones’ to Communicate with White House and Trump Family, Sources Say Some of the organizers who planned the rally that took place … Continue reading

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RNC: Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, but the RNC confirms that they are a wholly-pwned subsidiary of the Trump Crime Family: RNC is paying some of Trump’s legal fees in New York probe into Trump Organization And here’s … Continue reading

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The PA Senate Race Takes Dramatic Turn, Jr. Mints Is In Trouble As Usual

Junior Mints, the ne’er do well son of Hair Füror Donald Trump, has some ‘splaining to do to Daddy Dearest. You see, Junior was the person who encouraged Senior to endorse the Senate candidacy of Sean Parnell, who has now … Continue reading

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The Best. Is Yet. TO COME!!1! The Stupid Coup Was Funded By…

Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior Mints’ emotion support cougar, musta done a lot of lap dancing: Texts Show Kimberly Guilfoyle Bragged About Raising Millions for Rally That Fueled Capitol Riot Kimberly Guilfoyle, a top fundraiser for former President Donald Trump and the … Continue reading

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Trump Dumps Money-Losing Property Finally

Well, it wasn’t auctioned off on the courthouse steps, but… Trump’s company to sell D.C. hotel lease for $375 million, report says The Trump Organization, which leased the Old Post Office property beginning in 2013, has been in discussions with … Continue reading

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Anything to Make A Buck

Serial failure and unhugged child,  Junior Mints has taken to hawking tee-shirts that say, “Guns Don’t Kill People, Alec Baldwin Kills People”  

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From the No D’uh Files

It seems that once your company is indicted for tax evasion, your contracts with the Fed should be cancelled. Who knew? Observers Call on the Federal Government to Stop Doing Business With the Trump Organization  Federal procurement and oversight experts … Continue reading

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Social Climbers and Gate Crashers: Jar-Jarvanka

It’s totally predictable: [Grisham] is particularly negative about the president’s daughter, Ivanka Trump, and her husband Jared Kushner — both of whom held senior White House positions. She wrote that the first lady and White House staff called Ivanka “the … Continue reading

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