Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

No Honor Amongst (ALLEGED) Crooks

For those of you wondering, twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s second-stupidest lawyer ™ Michael Cohen thinks that Fratsputin has already ratted out his father-in-law, mostly because Jar-Jar has been notably been “absent from all the controversy, indictments and arrests.” Interesting how … Continue reading

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Experts Predict: The Former First Shady Ivanka Is Next

Mary Trump, disgruntled and cheated out-of-her-inheritance  niece of the Miami Beach Man with the Staten Island Tan, made an interesting statement in The Hill: Mary Trump, formerPresident Trump’s niece and vocal critic, says that his daughter Ivanka Trump is “much less … Continue reading

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Junior Mints Speaks, Will More Indictments Ensue?

The sons of twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid keep confessing: Jesse Watters, interviewing Donald Trump Jr, characterizes more than $1.5 million in alleged Trump Organization fraud as "pennies on the dollar." #populism pic.twitter.com/jz7I4MZR6J — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 1, 2021 Jesse … Continue reading

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Twizzler Speaks, Will More Indictments Ensue?

Twizzler appeared on Fox News to kvetch about the Trump Crime Family Organization indictments and, you know, casually confess to defrauding the government: Does the lawyer for the indicted company that Eric is an EVP at know he's on TV? … Continue reading

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Didn’t Trump University Teach Tax Evasion 101?

You know, if you are gonna lead a life of crime, and cosplay that you are a Mafia Don, it would be a good idea not to leave a paper trail of your crimes. Lord Damp Nut’s company kept an … Continue reading

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‘Phew,’ Says Twizzler

Wait till he reads the comments on YouTube… Top comments on the Daily Mail which really say it all. People have seen this movie before: pic.twitter.com/WnvlIl4zyl — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) June 30, 2021 “The Jury has already concluded that My … Continue reading

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Have Patience, It’s Happening

The WaPo: “A grand jury in Manhattan filed criminal indictments Wednesday against former president Donald Trump’s company and its longtime chief financial officer,” “The indictments against the Trump Organization and its CFO, Allen Weisselberg, will remain sealed until Thursday afternoon, … Continue reading

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BREAKING

The W$J: “The Manhattan district attorney’s office is expected to charge the Trump Organization and its chief financial officer with tax-related crimes on Thursday, which would mark the first criminal charges against the former president’s company since prosecutors began investigating … Continue reading

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Twizzler Is Put Upon

Twizzler has a hot take for us: Eric Trump: We live clean lives… Every single day, they come after us and they subpoena us… pic.twitter.com/3T4ciUuC6j — Acyn (@Acyn) June 24, 2021 That Clean Living must be the result of having to … Continue reading

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

Posted in Fathers Day, Fratsputin Jared Kushner, holidays, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Mme. Twizzler, Tiff, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments