Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

Trouble For Twizzler!

CNN: A New York state judge ruled Wednesday that Eric Trump must sit to be deposed by the state attorney general’s office by October 7, denying his request to delay an interview as part of an investigation into the Trump … Continue reading

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Twizzler Says: The Trump Armaduh Awaits!

I read in Politico this AM that Prznint Stupid’s schedule today includes a trip to Pluto (sadly, the one in Floriduh). I wonder if Lord Damp Nut is going to be greeted with another Armaduh of boats, because Twizzler’s been … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Twizzler Trump | 19 Comments

Eric Trump Ordered To Explain Hisself To Judge

Guys, Twizzler is in trouble! Judge orders Trump Organization to court for fight over NY attorney general subpoenas eyeing asset values “A New York judge ordered lawyers for President Donald Trump’s company and his son, Eric, to court Sept. 23 … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote(s)

Comrade Stupid: “You know, I want to see the first woman president also, but I don’t want to see a woman president get into that position the way she’d do it, and she’s not competent.” “They’re all saying ‘we want … Continue reading

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RNC Announces…

  …and a lone spitball flies through the internet (work with me): What happened to Junior Mints’ emotional support cougar? Why isn’t she speaking? — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) August 23, 2020 Also: Barron dodged a bullet. The entire … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Cool, cool: BREAKING: White House takes away FDA authority to regulate COVID tests. It’s August, de-regulating & politically meddling are not what FDA needs right now. More soon. Follow if interested. — Andy Slavitt @ 🏡 (@ASlavitt) August 21, 2020 … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Testing, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

Trump-Virus Relief: Location, Location, Location!

Guys, you’ll never guess what is in the Republicans Trump-Virus bill! A great, big grift, er, gift to Lord Damp Nut hisself! Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Monday accused President Trump of self-dealing … Continue reading

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Is It Curtains For Guilfoyle?

2020 Goat Rodeo Money Chase It appears that Junior Mint’s emotional support cougar, Kimberley Guilfoyle, might be in trouble with the Big Orange Cheese Block for not getting enough cheddar: News that Kimberly Guilfoyle contracted the coronavirus had barely surfaced … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus Update

Prznint Stupid has canceled the Jacksonville, Floriduh portions of the GOP convention, knowing no one would show up citing the importance of keeping people safe. Trump said he would deliver a campaign speech in a different form. We’re hoping for … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift (Mar-a-Lago Edition)

We got yer corruption right here: In just two days, @realdonaldtrump’s campaign pumped $380K into Trump’s private business, in 43 separate payments. Trump Org says this was for a weeklong “donor retreat,” held in early March at Mar-a-Lago. Campaign donations … Continue reading

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