Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

(UPDATED) Trump Crime Family Profiteering on Trump-Virus, Who Knew?

Who can say if Lord Damp Nut is actually taking hydroxychloroquine (or if his handlers are just slipping him a Flintstones Vitamin and lying), and frankly who cares? Fox News, that’s who! So, the White House Physician responded to Uncle … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Trump Crime Family | 10 Comments

Look for an Ivanka Trademark

That grifter will get in on the groundfloor of the Hospital Bed-Coffin Industry. Why sell a bodybag when you can do the whole one-stop shop? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

Posted in Pandemics, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments

The Weakest Links Speak!

So Twizzler Trump was on the teevee talking to the drunk lady (the other drunk lady), and he said: Got that? Twizzler thinks that this is all a conspiracy against his dad, like those 90,000 dead rat bastards did this … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Joe Biden, Junior Mints Trump, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 11 Comments

Trump TeeVee (Grifters Gotta Grift)

Junior Mints, the essential heir to the Mango Throne, wants to be a media mogul when he grows up? According to sources, an investor group aligned with his son Don Jr. and the Dallas-based Hicks family has acquired a major … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Junior Mints Trump, Kimberly Guilfoyle, OANN, Trump Crime Family, Trump TeeVee | 9 Comments

The Jokes Write Themselves

What does it cost to have an emotional support cougar, one asks? About $180K/year. WASHINGTON ― President Donald Trump’s campaign is secretly paying one Trump son’s wife and another one’s girlfriend $180,000 a year each through the campaign manager’s private … Continue reading

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Another Blue Ribbon Task Force Appears! We’re Doomed!

Meanwhile, at nepotism central on the island of Broken and Misfit Toys: The White House is considering whether to create a working group focused on reviving the U.S. economy after the coronavirus pandemic eases, and whether the panel should include … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, snark, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Trump Crime Family | 5 Comments

Super-Jenius Eric Trump Has The Family Midas Touch, Fer Sure

This is pretty funny and shows the magic, Midas Touch of the Spare Heir to the Mango-hued Throne: I was listening to a clip of Eric Trump on the radio from March 3rd where he says he’s a “super genius” … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, snark, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

Make it Happen, Squiggy

The Stupid… it BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS! Oh, please, Junior Mints, please show your tax returns, let’s see ’em, let’s start subpoena’ing your finances, the First Shady’s, and the boy prince of New Jersey Jared the Last. Let’s dig in on how much … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints Trump, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

Griftopia For Sale!

Grifters Gotta Grift The Hill tells us that the Trump Organization plans to cut off bids on its Washington, D.C., hotel on Jan. 23, so if you want to own a piece of emoluments-clause violating Constitutional history, get your bids … Continue reading

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Happy Birfday, Li’l Buddy Trump!

Li’l Buddy Trump is 36 today! That’s a lot of fingers to hold up, Eric! I hope your fambly got a clown for your birfday party! (and not your lame-o brother again!)

Posted in Twizzler Trump | 4 Comments