Category Archives: Trump Crime Family

Report: NY Grand Jury Expires Today

The Grand Jury looking into the one-man crime wave we know as twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid expires today: (CNN)A special grand jury seated to hear evidence in the Manhattan district attorney’s investigation into the Trump Organization’s finances is set to … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Junior Mints?

Word Salad, Dressing on the Side The morning quote: ”I mean, I know what my algorithms do… I’m a force against what people there [at Twitter] stand [for].”

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Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Guys, Junior Mint’s emotional support cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle  testified before the January 6 Committee today: Guilfoyle arrived around 10 a.m. ET and was still meeting with committee investigators as of Monday afternoon. CNN saw Guilfoyle re-enter the meeting room after … Continue reading

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Jr. Mints Was Involved from the Start

Sniffles, the Sad Cocaine Clown, Er, Junior Mints was helping to plan the Stupid Coup shortly after Daddy Dumbest lost the election: Two days after the 2020 presidential election, as votes were still being tallied, Donald Trump’s eldest son texted then-White … Continue reading

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Look What We Are Paying For

The Stupid Coup, part infinity Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas should look into this: A Jan. 6 defendant attempting to subpoena Donald Trump for a deposition had his process server turned away at Mar-a-Lago by an armed person he believes … Continue reading

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The First Shady Testifies! 8-Hours Later No One Knows What She Said

Access Journalist Maggie Haberman is having a sad: no one (meaning the First Shady) is leaking the detail of Vanky’s 8-hour testimony. Yet. Ivanka Trump testified for around eight hours Tuesday to the select House committee investigating the Jan. 6 … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

It is a well-known fact that Twizzler is not the sharpest pencil in the box, that his place setting is missing a fork, that his cheese never made it to the cracker (add your own euphemism here)… so it behooves … Continue reading

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The Circle Draws-in Tighter

The Stupid Coup Twice-impeached LOSER, ex-Przninit Stupid’s son-in-law and personal Fratsputin Jared Kushner had to take a 6-hour break from grafting money from middle-eastern autocrats to talk to the January 6 Committee about what he knew about overthrowing the United … Continue reading

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Former First Shady Ivanka Trump: Let Them Eat…

…gruel. Ivanka took to Instagramming herself again, in her usual fame-whore way, taking an issue and making it all about herself.  She wanted her followers to know that she sent more than 1 million meals (meals, and notably not dollars and certainly … Continue reading

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