Category Archives: Torture

Today in History (Part Deux)

2009: Hannity volunteers to be waterboarded (for charity). We’re still waiting, Thumbhead.

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Today in History!

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

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Mme. Waterboard Confirmed

Gina Haspell is confirmed as the first woman director of the CIA, and I will add she is also the first unindicted war criminal to lead the CIA, so it’s a two-fer.

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Mme. Waterboard Soon To Be Confirmed As CIA Head

Jeebus, we really are about to approve waterboarding guru and known obstruction of justice and cover-up enthusiast Gina Haspel to be our head spook. If we had signed on to the International Criminal Court back during Chimpy’s Reign of Error, … Continue reading

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Today in History

Hey Sean: it’s been 9 long years since you said you would be waterboarded for charity to prove that it is NOT torture. We’re waiting. I even have a pint of water and cloth with your name on it, no … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cotton?

Sen Tom Cotton: "Anything that American troops volunteer for, and radio DJs volunteer for, is not torture" — Vaughn Sterling (@vplus) November 9, 2016 Which reminds me, has anyone waterboarded Hannity for charity as he promised? Um, asking for … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, Somewhere in Virginia…

A wailing scream of the Damned is heard coming from the Cheney’s Hellmouth, er, mansion: “CIA Director John Brennan told NBC News in an exclusive interview that his agency will not engage in harsh “enhanced interrogation” practices, including waterboarding, which … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Petunia and Pals wins the Jug of Stupid again as Elisabeth Hasselbeck uses the hostage situation in Sydney to justify torture.

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Torture – UPDATED

Allegedly today the long-awaited Senate Intelligence Committee’s torture report is supposed to be released today, with heavy censorship, you know to protect the names of the innocent-until-never-proven guilty. Already Wingnuttia’s mighty Wurlitzer is warmed up telling us simultaneously that there … Continue reading

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A Rose Is A Rose Is A Rose

“This president is an utter disgrace. He’s got a situation where, as your last two reports showed, you’ve got crises erupting around the world. And he is expending more time, more energy, more passion, more aggressive activity in targeting and … Continue reading

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