Category Archives: Things that will kill us all

Fallout From The Woodward Book

Posted on September 15, 2021 by tengrain

Disgraced, twice-impeached LOSER ex-prxnint Stupid, the uncontested leader of the Cult, went so bananas after losing the election that General Miley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staffs, had to call his Chinese counterpart twice (once before the Stupid … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nukes, Things that will kill us all | 17 Comments

CDC: Keep Your Guard Up

Posted on March 30, 2021 by tengrain

CDC chief Rochelle Walensky warns us that she feels a sense of impending doom about a potential fourth surge: “We have so much to look forward to, so much promise and potential of where we are and so much reason for … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Things that will kill us all, Vaccine | 10 Comments

And Now, A Dance Break

Posted on March 29, 2021 by tengrain

I’m told Anderson Cooper(!) took 60 Minutes to Boston Dynamics for a dance party. Aside from how cool and kinda creepy this is (and I will never have moves like these machines),  I keep hearing the voice of B9 from … Continue reading →

Posted in CBS, Pop Culture, Things that will kill us all | 10 Comments

Pop Quiz!

Posted on October 28, 2020 by tengrain

Yes, you too can have your fireplace smell like fast food, and bet me that the Whitey House is all over this. So for 1/17 of a point counting towards your midterm grade, tell us about other products that the … Continue reading →

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Quote of the Morning

Posted on October 12, 2020 by tengrain

The NYTimes: “President Trump’s long rants and seemingly erratic behavior last week — which some doctors believe might have been fueled by his use of dexamethasone, a steroid, to treat Covid-19 — renewed a long-simmering debate among national security experts … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 14, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs The NYTimes tells us that The Fourth Reich is demanding hospitals bypass the CDC and send their assorted reports and numbers directly to Alex Azar at HHS: The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the … Continue reading →

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Who Was That Unmasked Man?

Posted on July 13, 2020 by tengrain

Remember, the media was fawning over him yesterday for wearing a mask.

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Things that will kill us all | 15 Comments

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: ‘You’re On Your Own’

Posted on June 16, 2020 by tengrain

Well, that’s throwing in the towel: Arizona Governor Doug Ducey said on Thursday that Arizonans need to learn to live with the coronavirus. The Republican governor was responding to recent reports that the state was seeing an uptick in COVID-19 … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Ayn Rand's Grave, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Things that will kill us all, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

I, For One, Welcome…

Posted on May 27, 2020 by tengrain

…our new Robot overlords: SEOUL, South Korea — When you approach the sleek silver counter of Lounge X, a cafe in one of southern Seoul’s corporate hubs, a masked and aproned barista takes your order. Motioning toward the chip reader, … Continue reading →

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I, For One, Welcome Our…

Posted on May 10, 2020 by tengrain

…Robot Dog Overlords. Allegedly this is being used in Singapore to enforce social distancing. I suppose you cannot yell squirrel to distract it? Toss it a battery? (Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)  

Posted in Distancing, Pandemics, Things that will kill us all | 9 Comments