Category Archives: Things that will kill us all

A Dark 2024 Contender Emerges: Liz Cheney

The hall monitors at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie wins the morning with the left-over dish from last night: Last night in California, the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute hosted the latest event in its … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Liz Cheney, Things that will kill us all | 10 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted in Bad Signs, Things that will kill us all | 9 Comments

What Will It Take?

Miah Cerrillo, Robb Elementary fourth grader who survived Uvalde school shooting, testifies before Congress in prerecorded video: "[He] shot my teacher and told my teacher 'goodnight' … He shot my friend that was next to me … I grabbed her … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Kill the Filibuster, NRA, Things that will kill us all, wayne lapierre | 10 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

There are many things to be afraid of in life, but if you are a Stable Jenius like Hair Füror, the list is longer and includes someone doing fruit. – “If you see someone getting ready to throw a tomato, … Continue reading

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Rick Scott’s Defense: Deny! Deny! Deny!

Remember last February when the Chairman of the Republican Senate Campaign Committee, Rick Scott, released an official Republican Senate Campaign 11-point platform so odious that even amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell took him to the public whipping post? You know, the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Medicare, Rick Scott, Social Security, Things that will kill us all, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Right on schedule, Comrade Queeg is going buggy with paranoia (as we predicted): Vladimir Putin appeared on Russian state TV today to denounce Russians who opposed his war with Ukraine as “scum” and “traitors.” But behind the … Continue reading

Posted in Nukes, Pooty-Poot Putin, Things that will kill us all, Ukraine War | 6 Comments

Joe Manchin Explains His Value Proposition To Investors

You cannot make this up: [Joe Manchin] exhorted [S&P Global’s CERAWeek—one of the continent’s largest energy conferences] attendees to provide leadership in Washington and look for a “return on investment” from politicians who solicit campaign donations from them, or “mother’s … Continue reading

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, climate crisis, Global Climate Crisis, Joe Manchin, On the take, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Things that will kill us all, You Can't Make This Up | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Someone NOT named Stephan King is writing a book about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell: Mike Tackett — AP’s deputy Washington bureau chief, and a former New York Times political reporter — has signed to write a McConnell … Continue reading

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Thanks GOP: The Pandemic Is Here To Stay

Guys, when we started saying that the GOP was a Death Cult, well, we were exaggerating to make a point.  Well, they’ve totally PWN’ED US! (Emphasis mine) The [Kaiser Family Foundation] COVID-19 Vaccine Monitor and other surveys have consistently shown a … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Pandemics, snark, Things that will kill us all, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Stunner: RoJo Is Wrong Again, Whodda Thunk It?

Dr. Fauci hands RoJo (the Louie Gohmert of the Senate) his ass: Dr. Anthony Fauci responds to GOP Sen. Ron Johnson accusing him of "overhyping" Covid-19: "Over hyping Covid? It's already killed 780,000 Americans and over 5 million people worldwide. … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, RoJo, Things that will kill us all | 2 Comments