Category Archives: Things that will kill us all

Marketing Opportunity: ‘Now With More Iron’

Posted on March 18, 2015 by

Fools, they could have upped the price, too: KRAFT FOODS GROUP VOLUNTARILY RECALLS SELECT CODE DATES AND MANUFACTURING CODES OF KRAFT MACARONI & CHEESE BOXED DINNERS DUE TO POSSIBLE METAL PIECES

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Claim Chowder, Ebola Edition

Posted on November 11, 2014 by

New York (CNN) — Dr. Craig Spencer, who was diagnosed with Ebola in New York City last month, is now free of the virus and will be released from the hospital Tuesday, city officials said. “Dr. Spencer poses no public … Continue reading →

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Some Stupid For Your Coffee?

Posted on October 6, 2014 by

Let’s watch in amazement as Petunia II tries to advise shutting down the borders over fighting the eBolluhs with Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institiute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases at the National Institutes of Health. (Raw Story)

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Stormy Weather

Posted on April 3, 2014 by

Slab-faced national treasure of the Id run amok Congressman Jim Bridenstine (R- benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1!, the perversion of the Boy Scouts, IRS, and the White House spying on Fox News) has introduced legislation to require the National Oceanic and Atmospheric … Continue reading →

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You know what today is?

Posted on February 2, 2013 by

Remember the last time Wingnuttia tried to do social media? Today is the launch of Tea Party Community, the new facebook-like social networking site for conservatives-only! (Which sort of looks a lot like Facebook, so I’m guessing Faceberg’s attorneys are … Continue reading →

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The howling of the weremouse!

Posted on January 12, 2013 by

“A species of mouse that lives in the Southwestern deserts of the U.S. eats scorpions and other living things, hunts by night and howls at the moon. According to New Scientist, the grasshopper mouse (Onychomys torridus) will eat crickets, tarantulas, … Continue reading →

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On this day in history…

Posted on January 8, 2013 by

…in 2011 member of Congress Gabby Gifford was shot and 6 other people killed in a domestic terror act in Tucson AZ. You know, guns.

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The GOP loves it when a plan comes together!

Posted on July 23, 2012 by

ECONOMISTS: U.S. POVERTY ON TRACK TO HIT HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 1960S It’s like that whole War on Poverty thing never happened. Thanks GOP, you guys are swell. According to economists and other experts surveyed by the Associated Press, the U.S. … Continue reading →

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And this is also how it ends

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

This is proof that Robots are becoming self-aware that one can catch up to the others and that the others slow down a bit to allow it to happen, and before you know it Ahhhhhnold is the governor of California, … Continue reading →

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Mad Cow Found

Posted on April 29, 2012 by

The local fishwrap used a 2012 Goat Rodeo campaign picure of One-L touring the beef packing plant for the mad cow story. I cannot stop laughing. (Mercury News)

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