Category Archives: Things that will kill us all

Fallout From The Woodward Book

Disgraced, twice-impeached LOSER ex-prxnint Stupid, the uncontested leader of the Cult, went so bananas after losing the election that General Miley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staffs, had to call his Chinese counterpart twice (once before the Stupid … Continue reading

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CDC: Keep Your Guard Up

CDC chief Rochelle Walensky warns us that she feels a sense of impending doom about a potential fourth surge: “We have so much to look forward to, so much promise and potential of where we are and so much reason for … Continue reading

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And Now, A Dance Break

I’m told Anderson Cooper(!) took 60 Minutes to Boston Dynamics for a dance party. Aside from how cool and kinda creepy this is (and I will never have moves like these machines),  I keep hearing the voice of B9 from … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Yes, you too can have your fireplace smell like fast food, and bet me that the Whitey House is all over this. So for 1/17 of a point counting towards your midterm grade, tell us about other products that the … Continue reading

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Quote of the Morning

The NYTimes: “President Trump’s long rants and seemingly erratic behavior last week — which some doctors believe might have been fueled by his use of dexamethasone, a steroid, to treat Covid-19 — renewed a long-simmering debate among national security experts … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The NYTimes tells us that The Fourth Reich is demanding hospitals bypass the CDC and send their assorted reports and numbers directly to Alex Azar at HHS: The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the … Continue reading

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Who Was That Unmasked Man?

Remember, the media was fawning over him yesterday for wearing a mask.

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The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: ‘You’re On Your Own’

Well, that’s throwing in the towel: Arizona Governor Doug Ducey said on Thursday that Arizonans need to learn to live with the coronavirus. The Republican governor was responding to recent reports that the state was seeing an uptick in COVID-19 … Continue reading

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I, For One, Welcome…

…our new Robot overlords: SEOUL, South Korea — When you approach the sleek silver counter of Lounge X, a cafe in one of southern Seoul’s corporate hubs, a masked and aproned barista takes your order. Motioning toward the chip reader, … Continue reading

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I, For One, Welcome Our…

…Robot Dog Overlords. Allegedly this is being used in Singapore to enforce social distancing. I suppose you cannot yell squirrel to distract it? Toss it a battery? (Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)  

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