Category Archives: Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on February 6, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Uncle Crackers is in good form today, but honestly I hope someone gives him some medical attention, he’s clearly having a moment.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 20, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs So this happened last night: Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders proved to us that she is actually, genetically related to her parents, Uncle Sugar and Jetherine, when she mean-girl mocked Joe Biden for his stammer: .@SarahHuckabee should read … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 19, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Xristian Xrazy Todd Starnes sets the bar… "President Trump is not gassing children": Todd Starnes defends the Trump administration's policy of separating families at the border by declaring that critics of the policy are treasonous … Continue reading →

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Concern Troll is Concerned

Posted on February 22, 2018 by

Todd Starned, our unctuous concern troll, is concerned about the manners of the surviving free-range students from Florida: Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television? — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) February 22, … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 22, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ living cracker barrel Todd Starnes was not happy that Memphis’ Confederate Traitor Statues were taken down: Have Memphis police arrested @MayorMemphis Jim Strickland for this gross abuse of power? https://t.co/T9yeucaqoY #ToddStarnesShow — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) December … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 14, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Todd Starnes. You know the smarmy, awe-shucks, olde-timey, Elmer Gantry wanna-be grifter who uses every chance to push one of his books. … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 21, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs We got breaking news from the smarmy, gee-shucks, low-rent Elmer Gantry, Todd Starnes! Let’s hear it from the horse’s mouth (or other orafices south of that): He’s gonna make radio great again, by hawking his book … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 22, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it looks like it is Todd Starnes Week! Lifezette wants to know Wingnut Welfare Recipient and noted Elmer-Gantry wannabe grifter Todd Starnes’ The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again is not listed on … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 21, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Fact-free Todd Starnes, the guy who told us that rainbow colored Doritos is gonna make kids gay,  is now complaining about fake news: “President Trump is … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 2, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News Personality, smarmy Elmer-Gantry wannabe Todd Starnes is warning greater Wingnuttia that the evil libruls are comin’ fer innocent and sweet SCOTUS nominee Judge Gorsuch: …It’s only a matter of time before Democrats accuse President … Continue reading →

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