Category Archives: Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 4, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Crazy uncle Crackers has opinions: West Point Prepares to Remove Iconic Portrait of Robert E. Lee. These Culture Jihadists are Worse Than the Nazis. https://t.co/1VEGiKcbxA — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) June 4, 2022   It’s funny Uncle Crackers should … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 9, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Biden says even @FoxNews has a mandatory vaccine policy. Is that true? That can't be true. Have Hannity and Tucker and the others gotten the vaccine? That just can't be true. — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) September 9, 2021 … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 26, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Ladies and gents, here’s the epitome of American Xristianity, in full flower: https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1430921958334636035 Todd Starnes, as you may recall, is a SBC Baptist minister. UPDATE 1: looks like he deleted his tweet. Good Thing I screen captured … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 17, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Well, smarmy Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes speaks fluent bigot: Right-wing broadcaster Todd Starnes tells Christians in Georgia that they must vote in the Senate runoff election if they ever want to eat at a Chick-fil-A or visit … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on February 6, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Uncle Crackers is in good form today, but honestly I hope someone gives him some medical attention, he’s clearly having a moment.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 20, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs So this happened last night: Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders proved to us that she is actually, genetically related to her parents, Uncle Sugar and Jetherine, when she mean-girl mocked Joe Biden for his stammer: .@SarahHuckabee should read … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 19, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Xristian Xrazy Todd Starnes sets the bar… "President Trump is not gassing children": Todd Starnes defends the Trump administration's policy of separating families at the border by declaring that critics of the policy are treasonous … Continue reading →

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Concern Troll is Concerned

Posted on February 22, 2018 by tengrain

Todd Starned, our unctuous concern troll, is concerned about the manners of the surviving free-range students from Florida: Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television? — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) February 22, … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 22, 2017 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ living cracker barrel Todd Starnes was not happy that Memphis’ Confederate Traitor Statues were taken down: Have Memphis police arrested @MayorMemphis Jim Strickland for this gross abuse of power? https://t.co/T9yeucaqoY #ToddStarnesShow — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) December … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 14, 2017 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Todd Starnes. You know the smarmy, awe-shucks, olde-timey, Elmer Gantry wanna-be grifter who uses every chance to push one of his books. … Continue reading →

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