Category Archives: Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Crazy uncle Crackers has opinions: West Point Prepares to Remove Iconic Portrait of Robert E. Lee. These Culture Jihadists are Worse Than the Nazis. https://t.co/1VEGiKcbxA — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) June 4, 2022   It’s funny Uncle Crackers should … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Biden says even @FoxNews has a mandatory vaccine policy. Is that true? That can't be true. Have Hannity and Tucker and the others gotten the vaccine? That just can't be true. — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) September 9, 2021 … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Ladies and gents, here’s the epitome of American Xristianity, in full flower: https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1430921958334636035 Todd Starnes, as you may recall, is a SBC Baptist minister. UPDATE 1: looks like he deleted his tweet. Good Thing I screen captured … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Well, smarmy Uncle Crackers Todd Starnes speaks fluent bigot: Right-wing broadcaster Todd Starnes tells Christians in Georgia that they must vote in the Senate runoff election if they ever want to eat at a Chick-fil-A or visit … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Uncle Crackers is in good form today, but honestly I hope someone gives him some medical attention, he’s clearly having a moment.

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Happy Hour News Briefs So this happened last night: Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders proved to us that she is actually, genetically related to her parents, Uncle Sugar and Jetherine, when she mean-girl mocked Joe Biden for his stammer: .@SarahHuckabee should read … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Xristian Xrazy Todd Starnes sets the bar… "President Trump is not gassing children": Todd Starnes defends the Trump administration's policy of separating families at the border by declaring that critics of the policy are treasonous … Continue reading

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Concern Troll is Concerned

Todd Starned, our unctuous concern troll, is concerned about the manners of the surviving free-range students from Florida: Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television? — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) February 22, … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ living cracker barrel Todd Starnes was not happy that Memphis’ Confederate Traitor Statues were taken down: Have Memphis police arrested @MayorMemphis Jim Strickland for this gross abuse of power? https://t.co/T9yeucaqoY #ToddStarnesShow — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) December … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Todd Starnes. You know the smarmy, awe-shucks, olde-timey, Elmer Gantry wanna-be grifter who uses every chance to push one of his books. … Continue reading

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