Category Archives: Tony Perkins

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 8, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs President of the SPLC-designated hate group American Family Council, Tony Perkins (Friend of White Supremacists everywhere) says that Donald Trump is the best president Christians have ever had. No really, he says that. And we cut … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink – Merry Christmas, Evangelicals Edition

Posted on December 24, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, this is interesting: An editor for a Christian news website says he is resigning after the publication of a pro-Donald Trump editorial, saying his former employer has chosen to make a “business decision” to align … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Jerry Falwell Jr., Ralph Reed, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 12, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Repugnant theocrat and pride of Louisiana (Motto: Home of the nearly wed and the newly dead!)  Tony Perkins, the head of the Family Research Council, has set loose his Prayer Team to pray for the salvation … Continue reading →

Posted in Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 16, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Frequent flood victim (say, what is Gawd trying to tell him?) Tony Perkins, president of the SPLC-designated hate group Family Research Council, has a surprise nomination to take over for Nikki Haley as the US Ambassador to … Continue reading →

Posted in One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 9, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, somehow Tony Perkins, the leader of noted SPLC hate group the Family Research Council, was asked to lead the House in prayer. And note that Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan never notes who Perkins is, never … Continue reading →

Posted in Theocrats, Tony Perkins, Zombie Attacks, Zombie-eyed Granny-starving | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 23, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs WAAAAAAH! Tony Perkins’ fee-fees are hurt following his astonishing admission that the Xristian Xrazies are hypocrites and full of… “What most liberals don’t seem to understand is that when Christians went to the voting booth, they … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Grifters Gotta Grift, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 4 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on September 9, 2017 by tengrain

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson tries to defend noted SPLC-designated hate group, The Family Research Center: “Well, to call someone a hate group is to lump them in, in the popular mind, … Continue reading →

Posted in Theocrats, Tony Perkins, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 16, 2016 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as noted SPLC hate group Family Research Council President-for-Life Tony Perkins urges Hair Führer Donald Trump to do an anti-LGBTQ pogram in the State Department: What does the State Department have to do with … Continue reading →

Posted in BSA, DADT, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Tony Perkins, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 25, 2016 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Tony Perkins, head of the tax-exempt hate group Family Research Council was inspired by Hair Furer Donald Trump’s attempt at a Gettysburg Address (you know, threatening law suits against the skirts who accused him of groping) and decided … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 3 Comments

It’s Not Katrina

Posted on August 20, 2016 by tengrain

So I’m seeing a lot of criticism this morning of The Kenyan Usurper from all the usual suspects, who are trying to make the flooding in LA into Obama’s Katrina. (Remember Chimpy singing happy birthday to Grandpa Walnuts as nearly … Continue reading →

Posted in climate crisis, Tony Perkins, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments