Category Archives: Tony Perkins

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs WAAAAAAH! Tony Perkins’ fee-fees are hurt following his astonishing admission that the Xristian Xrazies are hypocrites and full of… “What most liberals don’t seem to understand is that when Christians went to the voting booth, they … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson tries to defend noted SPLC-designated hate group, The Family Research Center: “Well, to call someone a hate group is to lump them in, in the popular mind, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as noted SPLC hate group Family Research Council President-for-Life Tony Perkins urges Hair Führer Donald Trump to do an anti-LGBTQ pogram in the State Department: What does the State Department have to do with … Continue reading

Posted in BSA, DADT, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Tony Perkins, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Tony Perkins, head of the tax-exempt hate group Family Research Council was inspired by Hair Furer Donald Trump’s attempt at a Gettysburg Address (you know, threatening law suits against the skirts who accused him of groping) and decided … Continue reading

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It’s Not Katrina

So I’m seeing a lot of criticism this morning of The Kenyan Usurper from all the usual suspects, who are trying to make the flooding in LA into Obama’s Katrina. (Remember Chimpy singing happy birthday to Grandpa Walnuts as nearly … Continue reading

Posted in climate change, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Tony Perkins, Wingnuttia | 7 Comments

Karma is a Bitch

Anti-Gay Hate Group Leader Tony Perkins Unsure Why God Destroyed His Home Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, said Wednesday that both his home and the local church he pastors were heavily damaged in what he called “the flood … Continue reading

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The Company You Keep, Cont.

In a surprise to exactly no one, the KKK’s frequent guest speaker and president of noted hate group Family Research Council Tony Perkins has endorsed fascist theocrat and Elmer Gantry wannabe Ted Cruz! Drink-up, Bitchez! Shit got real.

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Tony Perkins | 7 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Tony Perkins?

Grifters Gotta Grift Noted grifter and Koro sufferer Tony Perkins, the head of the SPLC-desgnated hate group Family Research Council is trying to cash in on Kim Davis (again), but this time it is particularly high-strung if not high pitched … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Tony Perkins, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Tony Perkins

Get off the cross, someone needs the wood Tony Perkins, the titular head (see what I did there?) of a Southern Poverty Law Center-designated hate group Family Research Council, announced that they were giving the “Cost of Discipleship Award” to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

FRC’s Tony Perkins to Testify Before Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on ‘Protecting Religious Freedom Abroad’ As soon as the Y’all Qaeda finished their Isreal sedition, the Senate invited Tony Perkins, the head of a known hate group Family Research Council to … Continue reading

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