Category Archives: Theodore Shoebat

He Seems Nice

Posted on November 6, 2017 by tengrain

Our old pal and theocratic man-crush, Theodore Shoebat, tells us who is is putting to death today: “Sodomites and atheists need to be purged from society.Sodomites automatically need to be put to death, that’s a no-brainer because they have already … Continue reading →

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Posted on September 20, 2017 by tengrain

Our favorite theocratic man crush, the dreamy shark-eyed Xristian-Sharia loving Theodore Shoebat wants to kill and kill again: And in case you are wondering about the back story: Scout Schultz, a 21-year-old engineering student at Georgia Tech, was shot and … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 18, 2017 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: “The government of Chechnya has reportedly arrested and executed 27 homosexuals, as we read in one report: According to their sources, Novaya Gazeta concluded that all 27 of these men were detained shortly after Chechnya began … Continue reading →

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Posted on March 31, 2017 by tengrain

Our theocratic man-crush, Theodore Shoebat, Teddy to you and me, has done the research, and calmly, cooly, and collectedly realized the simplicity of the Final Solution:

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Happy Hour News Briefs

Posted on March 6, 2017 by tengrain

Our theocratic man-crush Teddy Shoebat must have been home when Monica Cole’s 1MMs fax machine delivered the bad news about Disney. He’s gone all sticky, if you know what I mean and I think you do. And so Teddy now … Continue reading →

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Posted on December 20, 2016 by tengrain

Our question of the day is: who does our theocratic man crush Theodore Shoebat want to burn at the stake today? Let’s listen as he tells us how he wants to kill a trans kid:

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Posted on October 31, 2016 by tengrain

Our theocratic man-crush Theodore Shoebat has gone from loving Donald Trump to now declaring that he should be put to death: I swear if young Shoebat had his way, he’d be the last man standing. Twitching of course and taking … Continue reading →

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Posted on September 13, 2016 by tengrain

So who is our theocratic man-crush Teddy Shoebat condemning to death today? Why, it’s Mooselimb-hating Pam Geller! What gives? Wow. So the enemy of your enemy is also your enemy? Also/too: dude seriously needs to get laid, he’s gonna stroke … Continue reading →

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He Seems Nice, Cont.

Posted on August 16, 2016 by tengrain

Theodore Shoebat, our young, theocratic he-man, man-crush, tells us how student council preznint for life Marco Rubio should be hung (“In a proper setting, in a medieval Christian setting”)… by the gallows, I mean!

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Theocrat Heads for the Brexits, Inquisition Surely Will Follow

Posted on June 25, 2016 by tengrain

Our theocratic man-crush, Theodore Shoebat takes a break from ordering executions for the ‘mos and sluts he disapproves of, and today he takes a stab (bad word choice?) at statecraft punditry. You see, he has some predictions of what will happen … Continue reading →

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