Category Archives: Roy Moore

Prznint Stupid Can Hold A Grudge

Posted on July 12, 2019 by

We continue to believe that Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest man in politics. The Hill tells us: “President Trump is not on board with a potential Senate bid by former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, according to Sen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 6 Comments

Judge Roy Moore Is In!

Posted on May 29, 2019 by

I swear to Blog, Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest MF’ing politician alive: WASHINGTON — Former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore Tuesday previewed potential plans to run again for the U.S. Senate seat that he lost in upset … Continue reading →

Posted in Junior Mints Trump, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Roy Moore, Sex fiends | 12 Comments

Alabama Wants Moore More, Morans!

Posted on May 24, 2019 by

The Mason-Dixon poll tells us: “…Jones’s re-election chances will be affected by who he draws as his Republican challenger in 2020. Currently, Roy Moore – who Jones defeated in 2017 – is the top choice of GOP voters. Statewide, 27% … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore, Sex fiends, Theocrats | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 11, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs (Music to accompany this post.) Dr. Chaps tells us that “there will come a day when Judge Roy Moore is vindicated before the entire world, and given the honor he was due, when so cruelly defamed … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. Chaps, Grifters Gotta Grift, Roy Moore, Sex fiends | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 2, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember him? → The boy every ’80s mother hoped her daughter didn’t bring home from the mall, especially because he was approaching middle age? Yeah, him. Judge Roy Moore! Anyway, it seems he needs … Continue reading →

Posted in Roy Moore, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 29, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our long-time pal Janet (née Folger) Porter went on CNN and brought the crazy, er, defended Roy Moore for not conceding, including standing up for a holocaust denier, and told the host to check out Abraham … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, CNN, Crazeee States, Roy Moore | 5 Comments

UPDATED Moore-or-Less, Cont!

Posted on December 28, 2017 by

Noted ALLEGED pedophile Roy Moore is demanding a judge block the certification of Doug Jones‘ victory in the election to take the Senate seat once occupied by Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Session III. Refusing to concede, failed candidate Roy Moore has … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore | 10 Comments

Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

Posted on December 14, 2017 by

Alleged child molester Roy Moore gives us a four-minute come-t’-Jeebus, hellfire-awaits-you speech about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.” Oddly silent on what happens to … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 13 Comments

The Best Moment Last Night

Posted on December 13, 2017 by

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible pic.twitter.com/B65qIKBjlI — The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) December 12, 2017

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 5 Comments

Kayla Moore: ‘Some of our best…’

Posted on December 12, 2017 by

Kayla Moore, wife of Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, accuses media of painting couple as anti-Semitic. Read more: https://t.co/LmyiXSZbTv pic.twitter.com/1fmTEFQbZo — NBC News (@NBCNews) December 12, 2017 https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js “…attorneys are jews,” she didn’t say, but damn, that was close enough … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Roy Moore | 12 Comments