Category Archives: Roy Moore

The Law, According to Twice Removed Justice Roy Moore

Twice-removed Alabama Justice and 2018 Pie Fight candidate to replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, Y’all Qaeda’s own Roy Moore tells us what the law says about the Pledge of Allegiance: “It’s against the law, you know that?” he said. … Continue reading

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Moore or Less, Cont.

US Senate candidate Roy Moore, who is seeking the seat long held by the pride of Alabama Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions, is learning that big, dirty secrets could have a big dirty result: Moore could become the first U.S. Senator to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Baby Jeebus, Judge Roy Moore is running for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III old Senate Seat: Roy Moore today announced he is resigning from his position as the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court to … Continue reading

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