Category Archives: Pat Robertson

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Crazy unkka Pat Robertson still has a few tricks up his cardigan: Regent University Names Michele Bachmann as Dean of the Robertson School of Government “…Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is a distinguished leader of national and global reputation,” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Pat Robertson warns that God may soon send a plague on America in the form of leprosy as punishment for legal abortion. pic.twitter.com/300KRI2ttK — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 9, 2019 Pat looks like the plague … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Pat Robertson calls on the US military to take out Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro with a drone strike. pic.twitter.com/jqtdfxIEiJ — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 4, 2019 Well, I’m pretty sure that’s not Scriptural, Unkka Pat.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Jeebus!

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Thoughts and Prayers to Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson, Christian Broadcasting Network founder, recovering from stroke, network says  And lest you think I am too cruel, let me assure you, I wish and pray for him EVERYTHING he’s ever wished and prayed for us. UPDATE 1: so … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Crazee unkka Pat likes masculine white men with thighs like pistons that can pump all night. Dedicated to you, Pat:

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That Gawd, such kidder.

Crazy Unkka Pat has seen the future:

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Crazy Unkka Pat Warns Us All

Them crazy-shaped dice are the Debbil’s Tools! And before we dismiss his ravings as an old lunatic theocrat, remember that he almost was the GOP nominee once upon a time back in the 1980s.

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Vince Foster Lives!

It was only a mater of time before Y’all Qaeda exhumed the urtext of all the Clinton Conspiracies:

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More Win-Win from the Christians!

Shoulda known Crazy Unkka Pat was going to jump in.

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