Category Archives: Pat Robertson

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Pat Robertson calls on the US military to take out Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro with a drone strike. pic.twitter.com/jqtdfxIEiJ — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 4, 2019 Well, I’m pretty sure that’s not Scriptural, Unkka Pat.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Jeebus!

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Thoughts and Prayers to Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson, Christian Broadcasting Network founder, recovering from stroke, network says  And lest you think I am too cruel, let me assure you, I wish and pray for him EVERYTHING he’s ever wished and prayed for us. UPDATE 1: so … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Crazee unkka Pat likes masculine white men with thighs like pistons that can pump all night. Dedicated to you, Pat:

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That Gawd, such kidder.

Crazy Unkka Pat has seen the future:

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Crazy Unkka Pat Warns Us All

Them crazy-shaped dice are the Debbil’s Tools! And before we dismiss his ravings as an old lunatic theocrat, remember that he almost was the GOP nominee once upon a time back in the 1980s.

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Vince Foster Lives!

It was only a mater of time before Y’all Qaeda exhumed the urtext of all the Clinton Conspiracies:

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More Win-Win from the Christians!

Shoulda known Crazy Unkka Pat was going to jump in.

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Crazy Unkka Pat, Cont.

Vulgarmort really ripped off the Bandaid with his (now retracted) comment that women should be punished for having an abortion. Yesterday we cited our theocratic man crush Theodore Shoebat who wants (what else?) women to be executed for having abortions. … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Uncle Pat?

Well, maybe not. Crazy Unkka Pat says he’s gonna hurl: And again, the Y’all Qaeda wing of the Republicans doesn’t understand free speech: you can say whatever you want, no one is stopping you, but you will suffer the consequences … Continue reading

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