Category Archives: Theocrats
Happy Hour News Briefs This is what we are up against, Scissorheads (Fair Warning: It’s World Nut Daily!): Civil war is preferable to a Democratic president It’s written by “the OTHER Rush” – Erik Rush (and that’s how he bills … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Gawd’s own historian, Dave Barton (no doctorate, so no honorific), explains to us why fetus-fondling gawd-botherers have more civil rights than the rest of us: That’s a novel interpretation of the First Amendment! … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist: “He does not judge people by the color of … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.
We continue to believe that Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest man in politics. The Hill tells us: “President Trump is not on board with a potential Senate bid by former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, according to Sen. … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs I hope that the Secret Service is listening.
You guys, it looks like Barbwire-DOT-com, the website of blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man action, with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, is for sale! Looks like it’s going … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs This is definitely not good: Christians Learn Art of Running for Office: ‘Your Most Important Role is Ambassador for Christ’ So someone decided that what was really missing from their would-be theocracy was candidate literacy, and … Continue reading
Prophet and Loss Self-declared "prophetess" Kat Kerr leads the congregation in declaring that Trump will win re-election in 2020 in a landslide. pic.twitter.com/qSu9wXZBua — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 24, 2019 The Pride of Floriduh, noted Weather Warrior and self-declared … Continue reading