Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on March 9, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, the FDA and the FTC have a new pen pal: notable grifter and end-times potato slop maven, Jim Bakker! They sent him a letter today telling him he has 48 hours to: “…review your websites, … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 5, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs is on the Coronavirus case, peeps! Let’s listen to her nasal braying in Jeebus’ Name: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs assures everyone that “intercessors are on … Continue reading →

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, Pandemics, Theocrats | 9 Comments

End Times Grifter Told To Cease And Desist Grifting

Posted on March 5, 2020 by

Grifters Gotta Grift Guys, Jim Bakker newest grift of selling developer solution as a miracle cure for the Coronavirus has hit a snag: He has gotten a cease and desist order from the AG of NY State: Dear Mr. Bakker: … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jim Bakker, Pandemics, Theocrats | 9 Comments

Report: Weather Weapons Strike 2020 Goat Rodeo!

Posted on March 4, 2020 by

You guys, Firefighter-prophet-conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor is onto what the corporatist Dems are doing: Mark Taylor, the so-called "firefighter prophet," suspects that the people who control the weather blasted Nashville with tornadoes on Monday night in order to damage Bernie … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, Theocrats | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 3, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs And now we turn to Chris ‘Sugar Lips’ McDonald for the GOP-theocrat insight into the Democratic Primaries: That is punditry at its finest. Can CNN be in his future?

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chris McDonald, Theocrats | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 2, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs has heard from Dawg Almighty: “After seeking wisdom and prophetic counsel from prophets across the nation and world, we believe strongly that since this is … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 24, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave wants to arrest Mayor Pete (and has a sobriquet for him that I will not repeat) for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Let’s listen! Coach Dave screaming, “Who’s your … Continue reading →

Posted in Coach Dave, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Homophobia, Pete Buttigieg, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 12, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Local snake oil salesman sells snake oil to other snakes: The Jim Bakker Show is suggesting that the silver solution it sells can kill the coronavirus within 12 hours. pic.twitter.com/kbUGnUp69m — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February … Continue reading →

Posted in Jim Bakker | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 11, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The Q-Anon lunatics are looking for bloody revenge: Chris McDonald says those who testified against Trump are traitors and are “lucky they’re not hanging from nooses.” pic.twitter.com/xqMDEr1OhF — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 11, 2020 It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris 'Sugar Lips' McDonald, Mark Taylor | 2 Comments

Happy Hour News Briefs

Posted on February 10, 2020 by

We'd really love to hear self-proclaimed "prophet" Jeremiah Johnson explain more about how Jerry Falwell, who died in 2007, "was one of the main figures in getting Trump elected in 2016." pic.twitter.com/zON0nx2zFT — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 10, 2020 … Continue reading →

Posted in Theocrats | 7 Comments