Category Archives: Theocrats

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on August 16, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs This is what we are up against, Scissorheads (Fair Warning: It’s World Nut Daily!): Civil war is preferable to a Democratic president It’s written by “the OTHER Rush” – Erik Rush (and that’s how he bills … Continue reading →

Posted in Erik Rush, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 5, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Gawd’s own historian, Dave Barton (no doctorate, so no honorific), explains to us why fetus-fondling gawd-botherers have more civil rights than the rest of us: That’s a novel interpretation of the First Amendment! … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, David Barton, First Amendment, People Dumber than Dolphins, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 2, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist: “He does not judge people by the color of … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Get Off The Cross, racism, Robert Jeffress, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You Drink

Posted on August 1, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.

Posted in Coach Dave, Conspiracy Theorists, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 5 Comments

Prznint Stupid Can Hold A Grudge

Posted on July 12, 2019 by

We continue to believe that Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest man in politics. The Hill tells us: “President Trump is not on board with a potential Senate bid by former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, according to Sen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 10, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Mark Taylor, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha, Theocrats | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 1, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs I hope that the Secret Service is listening.

Posted in Mark Taylor | 3 Comments

For Sale!

Posted on July 1, 2019 by

You guys, it looks like Barbwire-DOT-com, the website of blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man action, with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, is for sale! Looks like it’s going … Continue reading →

Posted in Matt Barber, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on June 25, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs This is definitely not good: Christians Learn Art of Running for Office: ‘Your Most Important Role is Ambassador for Christ’ So someone decided that what was really missing from their would-be theocracy was candidate literacy, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Theocrats | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Floriduh Woman, Part Infinity)

Posted on June 24, 2019 by

Prophet and Loss Self-declared "prophetess" Kat Kerr leads the congregation in declaring that Trump will win re-election in 2020 in a landslide. pic.twitter.com/qSu9wXZBua — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 24, 2019 The Pride of Floriduh, noted Weather Warrior and self-declared … Continue reading →

Posted in Kat Kerr, Theocrats | 6 Comments