Category Archives: Mark Taylor

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Happy Hour News Guys, it’s time to check in with our old pal, firefighter-prophet-grifter Mark Taylor, who it seems is turning on his follow theocrats, who aren’t, you know, theocratical enough for him: QAnon conspiracy theorist and so-called "firefighter prophet" … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Firefighter/Prophet (self-declared division) & Q-spiracist Mark Taylor explains to us how it is that Prznint Stupid could have two MORE terms: We spend every day listening to right-wing commentators spout bizarre conspiracy theories but they still manage … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-QSpiracy theorist-Prophet Mark Taylor says that Lord Damp Nut won in a landslide, you know, spiritually. QAnon conspiracy theorist and so-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says Trump won a landslide "in the spirit" and now it's … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Noted firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor is trying to tell us sumpin’… but what? I’ve seen that the Q-Spiracy theorist says that OBL is still alive (Imma guess he’s bunking with JFK Jr., probably on the FAKE moon landing … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet/Qspiracy theorist Mark Taylor wants to warn us all that The New World Order has infiltrated the Q-Spiracy, and you’ll never guess who the Judas is this time: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor warns that Franklin … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, self-proclaimed firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is onto us! So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says that when Trump was jeered by the crowd paying respects to Ruth Bader Ginsburg last week, "those were demonic manifestations from … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Q-Spiracy theorist Mark Taylor (prophet/Firefighter) is onto us, Scissorheads: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says that anyone who votes for the Democrats is "supporting satanism, pedophilia, abortion, human and child trafficking" and is … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet (self-proclaimed division)/Conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor thinks that black men are… well, hear it for yourself.   Got that? Taylor thinks Black Americans are lynching themselves, you know, to start a civil war. Jeebus weeps.

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Happy Hour News Briefs As Gawd is my waitress… The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation owns shares of Apple, so naturally when so-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor was required to wear a mask when he picked up his new Apple … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs And lo! A new conspiracy theory is born! Fire-fighter/prophet Mark Taylor reveals Dawg’s ineffable plan for why there are police brutality riots: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says the protests are designed to protect "the first … Continue reading

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