Category Archives: Mark Taylor

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but…” and we’re off to the races! I clipped only about a minute of it, and we got firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor, assorted unexplained numerology, occult ritual sacrifices, pedophelia rings, and of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in Prophecy (or at least in the newest edition of this grifter’s book) to our old pal firefighter/prophet/profit Mark Taylor by Dawg Almighty hisself that Junior Mints is gonna be our prznint someday … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor had another hallucination or sumpin’ and tells us that Gawd says that hurricanes Harvey and Irma in Florida and Texas were punishment for Trump getting out of the Paris Climate Change Accord (so … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old buddy fireman/prophet/theocrat Mark Taylor wants us to know that the steeple at Notre Dame was the burning phallus of Ba’al. Ol’ Ba’al should get that looked at.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Infamous, self-proclaimed profit, er, prophet and noted red tsunami-earthquake scholar Mark Taylor informs us that former Attorney General Eric Holder is sending (via his Twitter banner!) Manchurian Candidate-like activation code signals to trigger his followers to do … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs   Liz ‘Lefty’ Crokin is already gloating because now that Justice #GangBang is going to be on the court, all the pedo sex traffickers in her head will be arrested? Are you ready to see arrests? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs So Gawd plays the horses? Firefighter prophet Mark Taylor needs to see a man about a horse, methinks.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor is excited to prophesize (is too a word!) that martial law is comin’ our way because then the (self) righteous can have the grim satisfaction of locking up their enemies and, you know, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Firefighter/Prophet Mark Taylor reveals that Grandpa Walnuts was executed by a sekrit military tribunal! And they are comin’ for Hillary and the Kenyan Usurper NEXT! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!1! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!11!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in prophecy by the self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet-grifter Mark Taylor: I would like to refer back to this August 24th tweet. This was a prophetic warning to the corrupt. The next day John McCain … Continue reading

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