Category Archives: Mark Taylor

Report: Weather Weapons Strike 2020 Goat Rodeo!

You guys, Firefighter-prophet-conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor is onto what the corporatist Dems are doing: Mark Taylor, the so-called "firefighter prophet," suspects that the people who control the weather blasted Nashville with tornadoes on Monday night in order to damage Bernie … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Q-Anon lunatics are looking for bloody revenge: Chris McDonald says those who testified against Trump are traitors and are “lucky they’re not hanging from nooses.” pic.twitter.com/xqMDEr1OhF — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 11, 2020 It’s … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as our old pal Chris “Purty-Mouth” McDonald tells us who is really behind all the corruption in Ukraine: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1!! IT WAS OBAMA!!1!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember when Comrade Stupid held decided to crow about how the IG report totally exonerated him (and no it didn’t): “They got caught red-handed. And I look forward to the Durham report, which is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor takes some time out of his busy day to talk to the B2T podcast, and in this under-a-minute clip creates a new conspiracy theory out of whole cloth: Got that? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Fire-fighter/Prophet Mark Taylor has had another vision, and well, let’s let him tell us about it: Got that? Taylor is accusing RBG of being a pedophile, and strangely also John Roberts, because: why not? This is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor is on to us, guys! Taylor has figured out that the storm in the Gulf of Mexico is actually a weather weapon wielded by The Illuminati to punish Sweet Baby Jeebus for denying … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I hope that the Secret Service is listening.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance! Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right. And of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but…” and we’re off to the races! I clipped only about a minute of it, and we got firefighter/prophet Mark Taylor, assorted unexplained numerology, occult ritual sacrifices, pedophelia rings, and of … Continue reading

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