Category Archives: Mark Taylor

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Q-Spiracy theorist Mark Taylor (prophet/Firefighter) is onto us, Scissorheads: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says that anyone who votes for the Democrats is "supporting satanism, pedophilia, abortion, human and child trafficking" and is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet (self-proclaimed division)/Conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor thinks that black men are… well, hear it for yourself.   Got that? Taylor thinks Black Americans are lynching themselves, you know, to start a civil war. Jeebus weeps.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As Gawd is my waitress… The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation owns shares of Apple, so naturally when so-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor was required to wear a mask when he picked up his new Apple … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs And lo! A new conspiracy theory is born! Fire-fighter/prophet Mark Taylor reveals Dawg’s ineffable plan for why there are police brutality riots: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor says the protests are designed to protect "the first … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/prophet/grifter Mark Taylor wants us to know that the Apocalypse is coming… if Prznint Stupid is re-elected: Maybe he knows sumpin’?

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Report: Weather Weapons Strike 2020 Goat Rodeo!

You guys, Firefighter-prophet-conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor is onto what the corporatist Dems are doing: Mark Taylor, the so-called "firefighter prophet," suspects that the people who control the weather blasted Nashville with tornadoes on Monday night in order to damage Bernie … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs The Q-Anon lunatics are looking for bloody revenge: Chris McDonald says those who testified against Trump are traitors and are “lucky they’re not hanging from nooses.” pic.twitter.com/xqMDEr1OhF — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 11, 2020 It’s … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen in as our old pal Chris “Purty-Mouth” McDonald tells us who is really behind all the corruption in Ukraine: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1!! IT WAS OBAMA!!1!

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Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember when Comrade Stupid held decided to crow about how the IG report totally exonerated him (and no it didn’t): “They got caught red-handed. And I look forward to the Durham report, which is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor takes some time out of his busy day to talk to the B2T podcast, and in this under-a-minute clip creates a new conspiracy theory out of whole cloth: Got that? … Continue reading

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