Category Archives: Lance Wallnau

Take THAT, False Prophets

Guys, the theocrats are going buggy that their Savior and Lord (Damp Nut) lost, and they are turning on each other: The day after Biden was inaugurated as president, Shultz refused to apologize because he contends that God is going … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Theocrat and self-proclaimed prophet Lance Wallnau tells us angels are coming to his event in DC right before Election Day. Oh, dear. He’s hearing things again.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, uh-oh, fetus-fondling gawd-botherer Lance Wallnau is here to offer Lord Damp Nut the sure-fired message to ensure his re-election! Oh, crap! We’re doomed! Lance Wallnau offers up a surefire reelection message for Trump to use: … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Lance Wallnau has an angry prayer to Gawd for Comrade Horny. Dude is gonna stroke out, which would make a pretty great season finale. Also, too: is he recording this at a library? Way past time … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Good grief, all the theocrats are getting buggy as Mueller closes in: Lance Wallnau declares that he has been called to “have access to presidents as the voice of God” so that they can “release this … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Rev. Lance Wallnau knows who really killed “poor little [sic! sic! sic!] Roger Ailes.” I’ll give you a spoiler alert, if you don’t want to read who dunnit, so don’t read any further… …it was us … Continue reading

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