Category Archives: Kevin Swanson

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, that is our old pal Kevin Swanson telling us that 150+ Gymnasts are to blame for being molested by their coach Larry Nassar, you know, because immodest outfits. Shorter Swanson: What’s a red-blooded guy to … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“The goals of the educational program for your kids in the public schools, the goals of the world for your children is that your kids be transgendered and communist by 20 years of age.” — Evangelist Kevin Swanson

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ fanboi and worst guest ever at a wedding*, Pastor Kevin Swanson finds the Biblical reason for the mass murder in Orlando: “Why do homosexuals murder homosexuals?” he asked. Because, according to Romans 1, “God gave them up … Continue reading

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More Forced-Birth Fallout

The kill-the-gays Pastor Kevin Swanson (who would rub cow shit on himself and sit on the church steps rather than attend his theoretical gay son’s wedding) is cheering on Vulgarmort to no one’s surprise. No, Trump has not gotten onboard … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Some Fries with your stupid, Ted Cruz Kevin Swanson, our favorite fetus-fondling god-botherer who as you may recall said that he would roll around in cow poop and sit on the steps rather than attend the wedding of a gay … Continue reading

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