Category Archives: Ken Ham

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You really cannot make this up: Ken Ham, Australia’s Creationist Grifter in Kentucky, is suing for rain damage to his Ark biblical amusement park (with zip lines! That’s NOT scriptural). The owner of the life-size replica … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Long time co-conspirator and known Scissorhead TexBetsy sends us this vitally important update! Creationist Ken Ham Blames Atheists For Ark Park Failure In a recent blog post to his Answers in Genesis website, leading creationist Ken … Continue reading

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KY Tax Dollars Hard At Work

Grifters Gotta Grift I challenge @washingtonpost to show ONE instance where @arkencounter supposedly says Dinos died out during Flood! https://t.co/BLzQp1mKa0 — Ken Ham (@aigkenham) January 1, 2017 Sweet Jeebus, this guy Ken Ham gets public money for his theocracy, and … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Creationists?

The nude rapture is coming! (so to speak): Yeah, same-sex marriage is the same as everyone walking around in the buff. What is it with these theocrats and their focus on sex all the time?

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Phew! That was close! We dodged that asteroid… In case you were wondering, Jeebus on a dino and zip-line ministries Answers in Genesis founder Ken Hamm tells us not to worry about being killed off by asteroids because, well, let’s … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder: Darwin Was Wrong Day

Hey guys, remember that time that Zipline Ministries and Embarrassing Creation Museum entrepreneur and would-be Kentucky’s (sunken) Ark Adventure grifter Ken Ham told us that today instead of being Darwin Day it should be Darwin Was Wrong Day? (For old … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Answers in Genesis’s embarrassing Creation Museum/Zip-line minister and would-be Ark Park entrepreneur (grifter) Ken Ham is agitating to not have February 12 declared Darwin Day (as proposed), but instead to have it declared Darwin Was Wrong Day: Secularists are becoming … Continue reading

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The 3-Martini Stupid: Who Sank Answers In Genesis’ Ark? UPDATED

Grifters Gotta Grift Ken Ham, CEO of Answers in Genesis, is bringing a federal religious discrimination lawsuit against the state of Kentucky. It seems that the Commonwealth suddenly discovered that they were being grifted by an Elmer Gantry wannabe of … Continue reading

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No Pork For Ham* – A Follow-up

Grifters Gotta Grift We should have seen this one coming now that Kentucky has realized that it was being grifted by the founder of Answers in Genesis’ Ken Hamm, who is clearly Elmer Gantry without the sex appeal: Ken Ham … Continue reading

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