Category Archives: Kat Kerr

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Floriduh Woman, Part Infinity)

Posted on June 24, 2019 by

Prophet and Loss Self-declared "prophetess" Kat Kerr leads the congregation in declaring that Trump will win re-election in 2020 in a landslide. pic.twitter.com/qSu9wXZBua — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 24, 2019 The Pride of Floriduh, noted Weather Warrior and self-declared … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 30, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, noted Weather Warrior, and self-appointed Prophet Kat Kerr tells us how to stop floods! It’s easy: Stomp Yo Feet for Jeebus! Update: This totally worked … but, unfortunately, Kerr didn't have the photographic … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 10, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The prophetess pride of Florida and noted Weather Warrior Kat Kerr is in Los Angeles and telling people to tap their iPads and phones to defeat Hurricane Michael, so I guess there’s an app for that? … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Florida’s best self-proclaimed prophetess and gig-economy Weather Warrior, Kat Kerr wants us to know that all is well, she has the situation under control all the way from Nevada (more on that below), as she has … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 14, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Brief Florida’s multi-hued, self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr, is doing her happy dance for taking authority over Hurricane Florence with her happy Weather Warriors for Jeebus shooting their side irons into the damn storm, and WHY CAN’T YOU … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 13, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Wow, Florida’s multi-hued Weather Warrior for Jeebus and noted self-declared prophetess Kat Kerr is claiming victory in taking authority over Hurricane Florence: Congrats to the people of the Carolinas coastlines: you got that working for ya! … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 12, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The Pride of Florida, Hello Kity-colored “Prophetess” Kat Ker is back with an update on her attempt to take authority on Hurricane Florence and tells us that Jeebus wants a new logo for weather warriors:

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Yay! Theocrat Stops Hurricane Florence

Posted on September 11, 2018 by

As expected, Florida’s multi-hued prophet Kat Kerr is taking authority over Hurricane Florence. As one does. You may recall that Kerr has taken authority over many other storms, and assorted wildfires.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 23, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr? You know that Florida Woman who used her prophetess-fu and took authority over the California wildfires, and Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commanded them to … Continue reading →

Posted in Jump for Jeebus, Kat Kerr, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 1, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Florida’s self-proclaimed “prophetess” Kat Kerr starts using her, um, prophetess-fu on the wildfires in California: Kerr also assumed the position, er, authority over Subtropical Storm Alberto and Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano, and commaned them, … Continue reading →

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