Category Archives: Jim Bakker

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs God told Maricela Woodall, who is the COO of Jim Bakker’s ministry, that when credit card processors cut off Bakker’s ability to receive donations, they were stealing God’s money. pic.twitter.com/hXuplYhR7r — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Notorious gawd-bothering fetus fondler, and End Times Ministry & potato slop maven Jim Bakker is having a run of bad luck: Morningside USA was supposed to be apocalypse-proof. A gated, stucco fortress in the southwest corner of Missouri’s Ozark mountains, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As Gawd is my waitress, Sweet Baby Jeebus was listening to our Thoughts and Prayers Scissorheads: Jim Bakker reports that because credit card processing companies have cut off his ministry, his network will be "totally financially … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Grifters Gotta Grift — up until the moment that the Feds tell you to knock it off. Ol’ Jimbo doesn’t want to go back to da joint.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, the FDA and the FTC have a new pen pal: notable grifter and end-times potato slop maven, Jim Bakker! They sent him a letter today telling him he has 48 hours to: “…review your websites, … Continue reading

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End Times Grifter Told To Cease And Desist Grifting

Grifters Gotta Grift Guys, Jim Bakker newest grift of selling developer solution as a miracle cure for the Coronavirus has hit a snag: He has gotten a cease and desist order from the AG of NY State: Dear Mr. Bakker: … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Local snake oil salesman sells snake oil to other snakes: The Jim Bakker Show is suggesting that the silver solution it sells can kill the coronavirus within 12 hours. pic.twitter.com/kbUGnUp69m — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Billy Graham’s other nutty child Ann Lotz (née Graham), you know Franklin’s sister went on the Jim Bakker Last Dayz Potato Slop Hour, and he has sumpin’ to say about The Orange Chosen One: Got that? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I must be doing it all wrong, because my sinning never has heated up more than the bed room. Anyway, this lady is Mary Colbert, who is one of the Faith Leaders of Prznint Stupid’s 2016 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs On the Jim Bakker Potato Slop Hour of Power, self-proclaimed Bobby Connor tells y’all ’bout th’ time when he “prophesied to the winds” and stopped a tornaduh dead in its tracks: “Innit that amazin’?” No, what … Continue reading

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