Category Archives: Jim Bakker

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Potato slop maven Jim Bakker want us to know that once the END TIMES happens, you can trade a packet of his coffee for a brand new car, which means, I suppose, that Bakker is telling … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jim Bakker’s Olde Tyme Potato Slop Grifting Hour had Judge Roy Moore’s campaign spokesperson, Our Lady of Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, to talk about her Trojan Horse, forced-birth, Heartbeat Bill. But … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Cyber Monday Edition)

Potato slop impresario Jim Bakker has now launched a 24-hour shopping show. Better hurry up and buy that Jeebus merch before the End Times comes!!1! If you don’t have your own Jeebus hole-less belt (no holes! — really, they were bragging about … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Potato-slop impresario and self-appointed prophet-for-profit Jim Bakker goes full tilt, tits to the wind Jonestown on us: Got that? According to Scripture, Gawd is gonna send you to the Debbil, ol’ Scratch hisself for laughing at … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Coming to us from Branson MO, home of the other Rockettes, potato-slop magnate and noted grifter Rev. Jim Bakker tells us that those people killed at Arianna Grande’s Dangerous Woman Tour concert in Manchester England asked … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Is it already time for potato slop bucket maven and end-times preacher Jim Bakker to tell us that we are on the edge of a civil war? Why, yes. Yes it is. Grifters Gotta Grift. Not … Continue reading

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The Theocrats Are Becoming Self-Aware

If there is one thing we learn from the classics (and by this I mean Blade Runner), it’s self-awareness is always the beginning of the end. Anyway, today Jim Bakker gets close to the tears in the rain speech from … Continue reading

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You Say Potato(e), Jim Bakker Says Bucket

Grifters Gotta Grift Potato-slop maven/grifter Jim Bakker didn’t get the memo that Our Savior, Hair Führer, has killed ISIS dead by saying Radical Islamic Terrorism, and stopped the Sharia from coming to Merika, praise Jeebus, so Bakker is continuing to … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, part infinity

Git yer potato slop while it’s not hot: Where the hell in the Bay Area is there rioting in the streets, and why don’t I know about it?

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Today, In End of Days / Potato-Slop News…

Rev. Grifter, Jim Bakker, potato-slop maven to the rubes tells us that we are in the End Days and if the She-Beast of Chappaqua is elected preznint, then we will not be able to celebrate the birf of babbe Jeebus: … Continue reading

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