Category Archives: Jerry Falwell Jr.

Because We Love A Good Denial

Noted cuck-fetishist/sex fiend for Jeebus, Jerry Falwell says he did not endorse Candidate Stupid in the 2016 Goat Rodeo because he was being blackmailed by Lord Damp Nut, you know to keep some  photos of his wife from being published, … Continue reading

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‘Are You Trying To Seduce Me, Mrs. Falwell?’

OK, if you want to feel a little more squinked-out, this is the article for you: ‘She was the aggressor’: Former Liberty student alleges sexual encounter with Becki Falwell Politico has been working on this since at least 2019, multiple … Continue reading

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And Now, We Mourn Jerry Junior’s Fall From Grace

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Falwell Quitting to Spend More Time Watching His Family, Cont.

Jerry-Junior has un-resigned! CNN: (CNN)Embattled evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. agreed to resign as Liberty University’s president Monday but withdrew his resignation when media reports about the decision emerged, the university said in a statement Monday night… After asking Falwell … Continue reading

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(AGAIN) UPDATED: The Pool Boy Did It!

Reuters: “A business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.” “Giancarlo Granda says he was 20 when he met Jerry and Becki Falwell while … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Is Served

NEWS: Jerry Falwell Jr. is taking “indefinite leave of absence” from Liberty University. pic.twitter.com/kl8SF8Omcy — Michael Stratford (@mstratford) August 7, 2020 Maybe he wasn’t sipping Jeebus Juice after all?

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Preachers’s Sons, Amirite?

As I said to D-Cap and Fran in the bat cave, “’Blackwater’  is  code to Eric Prince to bring in the mercenaries to rescue him from the clutches of this succubus and deliver him to his pool boy, as Gawd … Continue reading

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I’m Shocked. Shocked, I Say (Part Infinity)

Liberty University student tests positive for Covid-19 after Falwell reopens campus Nearly a dozen students showed symptoms of coronavirus after Jerry Falwell Jr defied calls for closures and invited them to return …Last week, Falwell invited the school’s 5,000 students … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink – Merry Christmas, Evangelicals Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, this is interesting: An editor for a Christian news website says he is resigning after the publication of a pro-Donald Trump editorial, saying his former employer has chosen to make a “business decision” to align … Continue reading

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Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

“I now pronounce you man and wife, and poolboy.” The Miami Herald has updated their (long) piece on the Falwell Juniors and the pool boy to include the new revelations that Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen had … Continue reading

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