Category Archives: Jerry Falwell Jr.

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well this creeped me out: Former Liberty president Jerry Falwell unexpectedly showed up to a student event and invited them to a graduation party at his home “I just want to invite all the seniors to my … Continue reading

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Jerry Falwell Jr Has Sumpin’ To Say (Not about Matt Gaetz Sex Scandal, Go Figure!)

The HuffPo reports: “Please get vaccinated so our nutcase of a Governor will have less reasons for mindless restrictions!” Falwell, who stepped down as president of the evangelical Liberty University last year amid reports of a sex scandal, captioned this selfie … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Denial

Noted cuck-fetishist/sex fiend for Jeebus, Jerry Falwell says he did not endorse Candidate Stupid in the 2016 Goat Rodeo because he was being blackmailed by Lord Damp Nut, you know to keep some  photos of his wife from being published, … Continue reading

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‘Are You Trying To Seduce Me, Mrs. Falwell?’

OK, if you want to feel a little more squinked-out, this is the article for you: ‘She was the aggressor’: Former Liberty student alleges sexual encounter with Becki Falwell Politico has been working on this since at least 2019, multiple … Continue reading

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And Now, We Mourn Jerry Junior’s Fall From Grace

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Falwell Quitting to Spend More Time Watching His Family, Cont.

Jerry-Junior has un-resigned! CNN: (CNN)Embattled evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. agreed to resign as Liberty University’s president Monday but withdrew his resignation when media reports about the decision emerged, the university said in a statement Monday night… After asking Falwell … Continue reading

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(AGAIN) UPDATED: The Pool Boy Did It!

Reuters: “A business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.” “Giancarlo Granda says he was 20 when he met Jerry and Becki Falwell while … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Is Served

NEWS: Jerry Falwell Jr. is taking “indefinite leave of absence” from Liberty University. pic.twitter.com/kl8SF8Omcy — Michael Stratford (@mstratford) August 7, 2020 Maybe he wasn’t sipping Jeebus Juice after all?

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Preachers’s Sons, Amirite?

As I said to D-Cap and Fran in the bat cave, “’Blackwater’  is  code to Eric Prince to bring in the mercenaries to rescue him from the clutches of this succubus and deliver him to his pool boy, as Gawd … Continue reading

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I’m Shocked. Shocked, I Say (Part Infinity)

Liberty University student tests positive for Covid-19 after Falwell reopens campus Nearly a dozen students showed symptoms of coronavirus after Jerry Falwell Jr defied calls for closures and invited them to return …Last week, Falwell invited the school’s 5,000 students … Continue reading

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