Category Archives: Jerry Falwell Jr.

Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

Posted on June 20, 2019 by

“I now pronounce you man and wife, and poolboy.” The Miami Herald has updated their (long) piece on the Falwell Juniors and the pool boy to include the new revelations that Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen had … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Values, Jerry Falwell Jr., Sex fiends, Xristian Xraxies | 3 Comments

Two More Years! Two More Years!

Posted on May 6, 2019 by

Oh, christ, this asshole again: After the best week ever for @realDonaldTrump – no obstruction, no collusion, NYT admits @BarackObama did spy on his campaign, & the economy is soaring. I now support reparations-Trump should have 2 yrs added to … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Jerry Falwell Jr., Theocrats | 10 Comments

Grifter Apprentice: Michael Cohen

Posted on January 18, 2019 by

And as long as we’re talking ’bout Michael Cohen, we should note that Cohen paid RedFinch Solutions LLC tens of thousands of dollars to manipulate the results of online polls in Candidate Stupid’s favor. “President Donald Trump’s former “fixer” Michael … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jerry Falwell Jr., Mikhail Cohen, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

Falwell Jr. Reads To Us From The Two Corinthians

Posted on May 12, 2017 by

Birtherism Racism Today Jerry Falwell Jr tells us why he likes The Russian Usurper: “[The Russian Usurper] was brave enough to say something that was so politically incorrect,” Mr. Falwell said. “I had no idea where Obama was born or … Continue reading →

Posted in Birthers, Jerry Falwell Jr., racism, snark, Theocrats, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Jerry Falwell Jr Sends His Regrets

Posted on November 27, 2016 by

Falwell says Trump offered him education secretary job Falwell turned down Trump’s offer? Because he cannot afford to work at a Cabinet-level job is the hallmark of a fine grifter. How much money does he make off the rubes at … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Jerry Falwell Jr., Theocrats | 4 Comments

How Much For That Theocrat In The Window?

Posted on March 15, 2016 by

A Wendy’s cheeseburger is the going rate to buy Jerry Falwell Jr.: Falwell said he was impressed by Trump’s hospitality on the flight. “He offered us food, … so he brought out Wendy’s cheeseburgers,” Falwell said. “He ate cheeseburgers, and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Jerry Falwell Jr., Theocrats | 6 Comments

I Hope They Don’t Take You Up On It, Liberty University

Posted on December 6, 2015 by

Get off the Cross, Someone Needs the Wood I’m not entirely certain of his strategy, but Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr seems to be double-dog daring terrorists to attack his campus: “I’ve always thought that if more good people … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Jerry Falwell Jr., Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments