Category Archives: Janet (née Folger) Porter

This is Nuts, Part Infinity

Janet (née Folger) Porter is proving to us again why we’ve followed her all these years.

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This is nuts

Our old pal Janet (née Folger) Porter is Roy Moore’s spokesperson. Just listen to the first salvo of this interview: “Congratulations on your unborn child…That’s the reason why I came down as a volunteer to speak for Judge Roy Moore … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of the Low Ethics and High Dudgeon, Janet (née Folger) Porter, has an update on her forced-birth heart beat bill: * Last year at this time, we were on the precipice of passing the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Y’all Qaeda darling Janet (née Folger) Porter set her forced-birth agitprop to an ’80s dance beat: “They’re playing our song,” said absolutely no one.

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I’m With Stupid

It’s the playdate between babbling theocrats we’ve always wanted: Dr. Chaps and Janet (née Folger) Porter (bane of Target’s existence), together at last: So Gordon Klingenschmitt Demon Hunter/CO Assemblyman is taking his wrongful dismissal from the Navy lawsuit to the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Auteur film maker and crazy as a shit house bug-eff’er, Faith-2-Action’s Janet (née Folger) Porter has taken some time off from composing her conspiracy theory about Republicans hidden plot against her that sank her Ohio primary … Continue reading

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