Category Archives: Frosted Tips Twins

Happy Hour News Briefs

News That Will Drive You to Drink The Frosted Tips Twins are back to explain to us that the ‘mos are not discriminated against, it’s the Xristians who are the true victims: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, it’s been a while since we checked in with America’s favorite theocrat brothers, the totally not-gay Frosted Tip Twins! Let’s see what they have to say! Fathers matter. Sperm donors? What do you mean? … Continue reading

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The Frosted-Tip Twins Win Again!

The Frosted Tip Twins want us all to join them September 15 to celebrate their award… The 2016 National Heroes of Faith Let’s read about how they got the award! Former professional baseball players, the Benham Brothers are Christian entrepreneurs … Continue reading

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Endorsements, Cont.

The Ayatollah Cruz has received the much-coveted (see what I did there?) endorsement of Y’all Qaeda’s favorites, The Frosted Tips Twins: As maybe they once did Mensa Key-holder Rick Perry: …and Uncle Sugar All kidding aside, it is very frightening … Continue reading

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I’m So Excited, And I Just Can’t Hide It…


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