Category Archives: Franklin Graham

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter/Prophet/Qspiracy theorist Mark Taylor wants to warn us all that The New World Order has infiltrated the Q-Spiracy, and you’ll never guess who the Judas is this time: So-called "firefighter prophet" Mark Taylor warns that Franklin … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The weak seed of Billy Graham, Franklin Graham, is calling for: Christian Revolution in America People packed these rallies because they care about their country. Washington is broken. The nation is spiraling out of control-morally, spiritually, … Continue reading

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The Loving Ministry of Franklin Graham

Get off the cross, someone needs the wood Ol’ Billy’s young goat Franklin Graham seems to be in his martyr-making mode as he encourages his followers to stand up to the oppression of letting people pee: “The God of the … Continue reading

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Eiron is Having A Rich Day

Eiron, the goddess of Irony, must have had a full pot of beans because she’s laughing and farting again: “Jesus never intended to give instructions to political leaders on how to run a country,” Mr. Falwell told CNN. The rise … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Franklin?

In which we learn that the gay agenda is forcing banking down Franklin Graham’s supple throat. Continue reading

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