Category Archives: David Barton

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Gawd’s own historian, Dave Barton (no doctorate, so no honorific), explains to us why fetus-fondling gawd-botherers have more civil rights than the rest of us: That’s a novel interpretation of the First Amendment! … Continue reading

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David Barton Explains Christian Tax Theory

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton explains to us that Christians should not have to pay taxes: It’s the Separation of Church and State, silly! They really do think that they live in Jeebusland.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton tells us the REAL story of the Civil War: it was white guys fighting white guys to free the black guys, because white guys are the good guys in history and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Xristian Xrazie self-taught constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton (who may or may not have a doctorate, but who does have a record of writing history books pulped by his publisher because of his embarrassing … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Gawd’s own historian, theocrat David Barton, who may or may not have a doctorate (clue: No),  was being interviewed by his own organization WallBuilders (and we have no idea why they would interview themselves, but whatevs) … Continue reading

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Some Stupid With Your Coffee?

Xristian Xrazie constitutional scholar and historical fabulist David Barton demands that all activities needs to have a Biblical view, even computer programming.

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