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Category Archives: Coach Dave
Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.
Happy Hour News Briefs Hubba-hubba! Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Noted Gender Studies Scholar Coach Dave explains human sexuality to us, as only he can: So you got that? Women become lesbians because they cannot find a hot hunk like him. Seems so simple now that … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave sees the brilliant strategy that Prznint Stupid used to get attention when vanquishing his enemas: Yeah, “Horseface” is really funny, Dave. You won’t ever guess what part of the horse he … Continue reading
Sweet Jeebus, Coach Dave really goes there: men are the victims of sexual abuse by women.
In which our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave, steals one of John Belushi’s best bits. Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s watch our old pal, Coach Dave, tell us how we can help the kidnapped children at the border. Pro tip: You don’t have to listen very long; he gets to the point! What’s got his … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our pal Coach Dave gives us the water-tight, non-discrminatory argument for why the ‘mos cannot marry: Got that? There’s no discrimination against LGBTQ not being able to marry because he cannot marry his daughter or the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs This lunatic tells us to not hear what he is not saying… but then tells us that school shooters are false flag operators, and they are sharp shooters who want to take away Possum Hollar’s guns. … Continue reading