Category Archives: Coach Dave

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave is now coaching Jeebus, the linebacker. (10-second clip)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Well, our old pal Coach Dave literally puts on a tinfoil hat and screams at us that we are the real conspiracy theorists.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.

Posted in Coach Dave, racism, Sex fiends, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, Theocrats, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs Hubba-hubba! Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Noted Gender Studies Scholar Coach Dave explains human sexuality to us, as only he can: So you got that? Women become lesbians because they cannot find a hot hunk like him. Seems so simple now that … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave sees the brilliant strategy that Prznint Stupid used to get attention when vanquishing his enemas: Yeah, “Horseface” is really funny, Dave. You won’t ever guess what part of the horse he … Continue reading

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#HimToo

Sweet Jeebus, Coach Dave really goes there: men are the victims of sexual abuse by women.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

In which our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave, steals one of John Belushi’s best bits. Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s watch our old pal, Coach Dave, tell us how we can help the kidnapped children at the border. Pro tip: You don’t have to listen very long; he gets to the point! What’s got his … Continue reading

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