Category Archives: Coach Dave

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our ol’ pal Coach Dave learned a new word today: Dave Daubenmire claims that many women who have abortions are actually "breeders" who are "paid to get pregnant [and] abort the baby for satanic rituals." pic.twitter.com/QZdGat7ZHG … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey you guys, the Xristian Xrazies are eulogizing Elijah Cummings as only they can! Which is to say, not very well. And in fact, you might say that they are doing an end-zone dance. Coach Dave … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, Coach Dave, is going to be the keynote speaker at a fund-raiser organized by the Harrison County (Ohio) Republican Party: Harrah said committee members are honored and looking forward to the event’s keynote … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Coach Dave is not a Holocaust Denier, you know, he is just askin’ the tough questions.

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News That Will Drive You Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Save the Date!)

Happy Hour News Briefs As you might recall, las month our old pal Coach Dave made the 16-hour round trip drive to the Clinton’s house in New York because, the Holy Spirit had issued an indictment against her, as the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave is reviving the Birthers.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Unlike Texas, our old pal Coach Dave doesn’t want to kill the strumpets who have an abortion, he just wants to cane them. No Xristian-Sharia law here!

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Coach Dave Brings Us A Word From Our Savior

Coach Dave has sumpin’ to say: If you want to listen to the whole whinge/rant, essentially Coach says that we’re all sissies now, and the Mooselimbs are comin’ to get us!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading

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