Category Archives: Coach Dave

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Yes, Coach Dave that’s it. Any cure for this terrible virus that is killing thousands of people all around the world is the leverage for Ol’ Scratch to put the mark of the Beast on you. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave wants to arrest Mayor Pete (and has a sobriquet for him that I will not repeat) for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Let’s listen! Coach Dave screaming, “Who’s your … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave shows us what happens when freedom of religion is only reserved to one religion. And this is why if they ever get their way and eliminate the wall between church and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our ol’ pal Coach Dave tells us that because Nancy Pelosi is not home baking cookies with the grand- and great-grandchildren, she is therefore a demon or possessed by one. And after that bit of sexist … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our ol’ pal Coach Dave learned a new word today: Dave Daubenmire claims that many women who have abortions are actually "breeders" who are "paid to get pregnant [and] abort the baby for satanic rituals." pic.twitter.com/QZdGat7ZHG … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey you guys, the Xristian Xrazies are eulogizing Elijah Cummings as only they can! Which is to say, not very well. And in fact, you might say that they are doing an end-zone dance. Coach Dave … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, Coach Dave, is going to be the keynote speaker at a fund-raiser organized by the Harrison County (Ohio) Republican Party: Harrah said committee members are honored and looking forward to the event’s keynote … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Coach Dave is not a Holocaust Denier, you know, he is just askin’ the tough questions.

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News That Will Drive You Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (Save the Date!)

Happy Hour News Briefs As you might recall, las month our old pal Coach Dave made the 16-hour round trip drive to the Clinton’s house in New York because, the Holy Spirit had issued an indictment against her, as the … Continue reading

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