Category Archives: Coach Dave
Happy Hour News Briefs Coach Dave is not a Holocaust Denier, you know, he is just askin’ the tough questions.
Happy Hour News Briefs Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight! Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.
Happy Hour News Briefs As you might recall, las month our old pal Coach Dave made the 16-hour round trip drive to the Clinton’s house in New York because, the Holy Spirit had issued an indictment against her, as the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave is reviving the Birthers.
Happy Hour News Briefs Unlike Texas, our old pal Coach Dave doesn’t want to kill the strumpets who have an abortion, he just wants to cane them. No Xristian-Sharia law here!
Coach Dave has sumpin’ to say: If you want to listen to the whole whinge/rant, essentially Coach says that we’re all sissies now, and the Mooselimbs are comin’ to get us!
Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave is now coaching Jeebus, the linebacker. (10-second clip)
Happy Hour News Briefs Well, our old pal Coach Dave literally puts on a tinfoil hat and screams at us that we are the real conspiracy theorists.
Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.