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Category Archives: Coach Dave
Happy Hour News Briefs Unlike Texas, our old pal Coach Dave doesn’t want to kill the strumpets who have an abortion, he just wants to cane them. No Xristian-Sharia law here!
Coach Dave has sumpin’ to say: If you want to listen to the whole whinge/rant, essentially Coach says that we’re all sissies now, and the Mooselimbs are comin’ to get us!
Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave is now coaching Jeebus, the linebacker. (10-second clip)
Happy Hour News Briefs Well, our old pal Coach Dave literally puts on a tinfoil hat and screams at us that we are the real conspiracy theorists.
Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.
Happy Hour News Briefs Hubba-hubba! Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Noted Gender Studies Scholar Coach Dave explains human sexuality to us, as only he can: So you got that? Women become lesbians because they cannot find a hot hunk like him. Seems so simple now that … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave sees the brilliant strategy that Prznint Stupid used to get attention when vanquishing his enemas: Yeah, “Horseface” is really funny, Dave. You won’t ever guess what part of the horse he … Continue reading
Sweet Jeebus, Coach Dave really goes there: men are the victims of sexual abuse by women.