Category Archives: Coach Dave
In which our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave, steals one of John Belushi’s best bits. Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s watch our old pal, Coach Dave, tell us how we can help the kidnapped children at the border. Pro tip: You don’t have to listen very long; he gets to the point! What’s got his … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our pal Coach Dave gives us the water-tight, non-discrminatory argument for why the ‘mos cannot marry: Got that? There’s no discrimination against LGBTQ not being able to marry because he cannot marry his daughter or the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs This lunatic tells us to not hear what he is not saying… but then tells us that school shooters are false flag operators, and they are sharp shooters who want to take away Possum Hollar’s guns. … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our ol’ pal Coach Dave on a LIVE web show takes off the hood and tells us straight up: We’d be better off if the South had won the Civil War. Let’s listen! I love the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave mansplains to us how masturbation = homosexuality. You MUST give this one a listen: His argument is arrested at about 12 years of age (“you’re having it with yourself, you … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Coach Dave puts on his tin foil hat (BUZZZ!!1!) and says, “I don’t even know what I’m missing, but I’m missing something.” IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1! Truer words were never spoken.
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave celebrates Women’s History Month! Let’s listen! Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight, methinks.
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave wants to know why none of the wrestlers or football players tackled the kid with the AR-15: The best part? At 21:45 one of his audience members asks why no teacher … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs There is no such thing as an accident in Coach Dave’s world: EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, including garbage trucks breaking down.