Category Archives: Coach Dave
Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, our old pal Coach Dave has an URGENT FACEBERG POST and a CALL TO ACTION!!1! “PATRIOT ALERT>>>Please contact Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsay Graham and demand a status report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ask 2 … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave is now coaching Jeebus, the linebacker. (10-second clip)
Happy Hour News Briefs Well, our old pal Coach Dave literally puts on a tinfoil hat and screams at us that we are the real conspiracy theorists.
Happy Hour News Briefs In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology: Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.
Happy Hour News Briefs Hubba-hubba! Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Noted Gender Studies Scholar Coach Dave explains human sexuality to us, as only he can: So you got that? Women become lesbians because they cannot find a hot hunk like him. Seems so simple now that … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave sees the brilliant strategy that Prznint Stupid used to get attention when vanquishing his enemas: Yeah, “Horseface” is really funny, Dave. You won’t ever guess what part of the horse he … Continue reading
Sweet Jeebus, Coach Dave really goes there: men are the victims of sexual abuse by women.
In which our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave, steals one of John Belushi’s best bits. Continue reading