Category Archives: Coach Dave

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave has a prediction for us: Oh, man, it’s like taking Quatloos from a baby! A whiney, diaper-loaded baby, but a baby!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Don’t make Coach Dave do it, he doesn’t want to be judgmental (spoiler alert: yes he does): OK, YOU MADE HIM DO IT!!! “Hurricane Harvey is God’s judgment on Houston for abortion and having recently had … Continue reading

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Disclaimer Du Jour

Just in case you were wondering, fellas, Coach Dave is not a ‘mo: Methinks the coach doth protest too much.

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Angel in the streets, Demon in the sheets

I must be doing something wrong: I understand you can get a shot at the clinic for that, but that kind of STUPID is incurable.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave went to a Gay Pride March… …and came back to declare holy war. Why? Because the ‘mos sang Jeebus Loves Me. “You ain’t got any idea of the war that’s raging … Continue reading

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