Category Archives: Coach Dave
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, theocrat Coach Dave mansplains to us how masturbation = homosexuality. You MUST give this one a listen: His argument is arrested at about 12 years of age (“you’re having it with yourself, you … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Coach Dave puts on his tin foil hat (BUZZZ!!1!) and says, “I don’t even know what I’m missing, but I’m missing something.” IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1! Truer words were never spoken.
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave celebrates Women’s History Month! Let’s listen! Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight, methinks.
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave wants to know why none of the wrestlers or football players tackled the kid with the AR-15: The best part? At 21:45 one of his audience members asks why no teacher … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs There is no such thing as an accident in Coach Dave’s world: EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, including garbage trucks breaking down.
Happy Hour News Briefs With so much calamity and despair in the news today, I thought we could take a moment and consider the Bible. Coach Dave, will you give us some thoughts on it? A SISSY BIBLE?! Not the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs And now it can be told: The Kenyan Usurper was off having gay sex in a hotel somewhere the night of Benghazi: Coach Dave’s guest is Firehouse Prophet Mark Taylor, whom you may recall told us … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave has a prediction for us: Oh, man, it’s like taking Quatloos from a baby! A whiney, diaper-loaded baby, but a baby!