Category Archives: Coach Dave
Happy Hour News Briefs And now it can be told: The Kenyan Usurper was off having gay sex in a hotel somewhere the night of Benghazi: Coach Dave’s guest is Firehouse Prophet Mark Taylor, whom you may recall told us … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Smarmy Ayatollah Ted Cruz knows an Elmer Gantry style grifter when he sees one, and so for a while he endorsed Roy Moore (professional courtesy? Yes.), but, alas and alack! no more: “As it stands, I … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Coach Dave has a prediction for us: Oh, man, it’s like taking Quatloos from a baby! A whiney, diaper-loaded baby, but a baby!
Happy Hour News Briefs Don’t make Coach Dave do it, he doesn’t want to be judgmental (spoiler alert: yes he does): OK, YOU MADE HIM DO IT!!! “Hurricane Harvey is God’s judgment on Houston for abortion and having recently had … Continue reading
Just in case you were wondering, fellas, Coach Dave is not a ‘mo: Methinks the coach doth protest too much.
I must be doing something wrong: I understand you can get a shot at the clinic for that, but that kind of STUPID is incurable.