Category Archives: Cindy Jacobs

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs In about 20 seconds, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs brays nasally to warn us that if the Equality Act—which would expand federal civil rights laws to include protections against … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed Prophet Cindy Jacobs turned the faltering stock market around! Let’s listen to her nasal bray, er story! (Don’t worry, I only clipped a minute!) Go that? … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Show Wear, Cindy Jacobs, prophesizes (is too a verb!) some good news for 2018! Let’s listen as she nasally brays to us: Got that? Cindy Jacobs tells North Korea’s … Continue reading

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Cindy Jacobs and The Spanish Word of the Day Calendar Save Us From North Korea, for Jeebus

Hold the presses! Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs, nasally brays and interrupts the panel during the Potato Slop Maven’s Grifting Hour to give us the breaking news from Gawd, live and on the spot! … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophetess Cindy ‘Harvest the Jews’ Jacobs has, um, another one of her patented, unprovable prophecies to prophesizel (is too a verb!): Dear RPN, As I … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

We’ve learned over the years to never ask Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs, any sort of unscripted open-ended question. Fellow grifter for Jeebus, Jim Bakker, master of the potato slop bucket, … Continue reading

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Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading

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Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Proving to us again that Grifters Gotta Grift, self-declared prophet, Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta Cindy Jacobs is getting in on the Jericho Wall blower con we talked about earlier in the … Continue reading

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You Can’t Explain That!

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us about the time she commanded the weather to change: “… [A friend] came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what my … Continue reading

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