Category Archives: Cindy Jacobs

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 5, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, it was a year ago TO THE DAY that Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacob nasally brayed to the world that she was taking authority over the Trump Virus … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Cindy Jacobs, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Theocrats | 20 Comments

Some Afternoon Stupid for the Commute?

Posted on December 9, 2020 by tengrain

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs, self-proclaimed prophet, is gonna be marching around the Whitey House this weekend… se7en times, she’ll rear up on her trotters and give a mighty blow: A Jericho March for … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 5, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs is on the Coronavirus case, peeps! Let’s listen to her nasal braying in Jeebus’ Name: “Respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs assures everyone that “intercessors are on … Continue reading →

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, Pandemics, Theocrats | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 2, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs has heard from Dawg Almighty: “After seeking wisdom and prophetic counsel from prophets across the nation and world, we believe strongly that since this is … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 21, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the Prophet Cindy Jacobs, tells us another of her prophecies that has come true: it was her “prophetic word” that prompted former South Korean president Lee Myung-bak … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 13, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Cindy Jacobs, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, tells us after the fact about another communiqué she had with Almighty Dawg: “Around six months or so ago, I issued a warning that there … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 18, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs explains to Potato Slop Maven Jim Bakker how being a prophet of her calibre works: Cindy Jacobs explains that Jim Bakker needs … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 19, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs In about 20 seconds, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs brays nasally to warn us that if the Equality Act—which would expand federal civil rights laws to include protections against … Continue reading →

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, DADT, Electrocute-the-Gay-Kids Therapy, Gay Pride, Homophobia, marriage equality, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 7, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed Prophet Cindy Jacobs turned the faltering stock market around! Let’s listen to her nasal bray, er story! (Don’t worry, I only clipped a minute!) Go that? … Continue reading →

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Theocrats | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 10, 2018 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Show Wear, Cindy Jacobs, prophesizes (is too a verb!) some good news for 2018! Let’s listen as she nasally brays to us: Got that? Cindy Jacobs tells North Korea’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Cindy Jacobs, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 7 Comments