Category Archives: Cindy Jacobs

Cindy Jacobs and The Spanish Word of the Day Calendar Save Us From North Korea, for Jeebus

Hold the presses! Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs, nasally brays and interrupts the panel during the Potato Slop Maven’s Grifting Hour to give us the breaking news from Gawd, live and on the spot! … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophetess Cindy ‘Harvest the Jews’ Jacobs has, um, another one of her patented, unprovable prophecies to prophesizel (is too a verb!): Dear RPN, As I … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

We’ve learned over the years to never ask Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs, any sort of unscripted open-ended question. Fellow grifter for Jeebus, Jim Bakker, master of the potato slop bucket, … Continue reading

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Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that… “…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the … Continue reading

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Move Over NBC, Cindy Jacobs YouTube Gonna Eat Your Lunch

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us… I think her juice box must have fermented.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Proving to us again that Grifters Gotta Grift, self-declared prophet, Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta Cindy Jacobs is getting in on the Jericho Wall blower con we talked about earlier in the … Continue reading

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You Can’t Explain That!

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, the self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs tells us about the time she commanded the weather to change: “… [A friend] came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what my … Continue reading

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Save the Date! (Some Fries With Your Stupid?)

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs, the self-proclaimed prophet of some repute, has not yet released her prophesies for 2016 (but says that she and her fellow prophets have 105 pages to go through, “Heaven … Continue reading

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Pastor Samuel Rodriguez Welcomes…

Grifters Gotta Grift …Our Lady Of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs to the stage: Methinks he’s angling for a promotion or sumpin’? Jeebus, could he lay it on any thicker? Since the time MPS started paying attention … Continue reading

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The Short Shall Enter Heaven First

Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs gives us a trip report from California that includes this miracle cure of a short person growing three inches before her very eyes: “One very sweet miracle was through … Continue reading

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