Category Archives: Bryan Fischer

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks wants us to know that “When it comes to marriage and the family, 6/26/15 is our 9/11.” That is the date when the Supreme Court decided Obergefell, which allowed marriage equality, … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is outraged that there is an open, out-and-proud ‘mo running for the Presidency, and explains to us the hypocrisy on the Left for being outraged that there is a staff-banging serial … Continue reading

Posted in Adulterer, Bryan Fischer, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Pete Buttigieg, Theocrats | 5 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has put on his pointy white thinkin’ cap and used his irrefutable logic the theologic powers to discern the truth about White Privilege: (Be prepared for shock, Gentle Readers!) IT doesn’t … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has been kicked off Twitter for hate speech: We have determined that this account violated the Twitter Rules. Specifically, for:  Violating our rules against hateful conduct. You may not promote violence … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs “It’s not rocket surgery, ladies and gentlemen.” Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks explains to us why and how the dinosaurs became extinct after surviving The Flood on Noah’s Ark, you know as itty-bitty dinosaurs. SCIENCE, BITCHEZ! … Continue reading

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Science, Theocrats, War on Science | 8 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is on Twitter, y’all! And he’s got a suggestion: Might be a good idea to keep Muslims from serving on ground crews. Not that all of them would pull a stunt … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jim Bakker has a new Grift, and he’s debuting it on the Jim Bakker Olde Tyme Potato Slop Hour: Yup, he wants his rubes to move to his new community outside of Branson Missouri (Motto: Home … Continue reading

Posted in Bryan Fischer, First Amendment, Theocrats | 6 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs You guys, the first salvo on the traditional annual War on Christmas has been fired! ‘Tis the season! Gawd’s Own Lawyers at Liberty Counsel (Official Counsel of Gawd’s Own File Clerk Kim Davis) has posted their … Continue reading

Posted in Bryan Fischer, Linda Harvey, Matt Staver, Theocrats, War on Christmas, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

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Happy Hour News Briefs I am never going to listen to a Facebook Live of Rev. Fishsticks program, but if I did I would want to catch what happens at minutes 42-55: So… are homosexual emojis the ones that do … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks wants the ‘mos to return the rainbow to sweet baby Jeebus, from whom they stole it after his dad tried to drown everyone in His bathtub to prove that He loves us (or sumpin’?): Stealing … Continue reading

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